Subject: RE: . From: Kipp Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:52 PM Nip it in the bud Having said that I think I shall take my Wellies for a walk. Kipp |
Subject: RE: . From: GUEST,Candienne Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:27 PM he remembered his wellies |
Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:26 PM In days of old when knights were bold |
Subject: RE: . From: Bert Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:24 PM You talking about Liz's tits Eric? |
Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:22 PM I recall my grandmother telling me that. "Don't forget your wellingtons or you'll catch your death." |
Subject: RE: . From: Rog Peek Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:18 PM Don't forget your wellingtons. |
Subject: RE: . From: Pistachio Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:17 PM Having just read through all of this thread, up to Rapaire at 12.02... this comes to mind! (from a poster, that I bought in the late 70s showing a rickety red stool/(seat)) Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits..... has been reworked by my husband to read: Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just s*its and stinks. Happy Tueaday. H. |
Subject: RE: . From: Bill D Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:08 PM There IS a guide available, Rapaire...does your library have the book Through the Alimentary Canal with Gun and Camera by George Chappell? |
Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:02 PM I will probably have to have a (routine) colonoscopy. DVDs will be available; the working title is "Guts!" |
Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:01 PM Yeah. And why are bananas? |
Subject: RE: . From: The PA Date: 19 Jun 07 - 11:46 AM Were oranges called oranges because they are orange, or was orange called orange because its the same colour of oranges? |
Subject: RE: . From: concertina ceol Date: 19 Jun 07 - 11:43 AM * |
Subject: RE: . From: Bill D Date: 19 Jun 07 - 11:36 AM Exquisitely ambivalent velocipedes routinely exacerbate lachrymal vicissitudes. |
Subject: RE: . From: GUEST,Ian cookieless Date: 19 Jun 07 - 11:25 AM I know I lost it in here somewhere. |
Subject: RE: . From: JennyO Date: 19 Jun 07 - 11:25 AM So what else is new? |
Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 19 Jun 07 - 10:14 AM There are some seriously strange folks on this site. |
Subject: RE: . From: BanjoRay Date: 19 Jun 07 - 05:45 AM er... |
Subject: RE: . From: Scooby Doo Date: 19 Jun 07 - 05:22 AM Love and Peace. Scooby |
Subject: RE: . From: Dave Hanson Date: 19 Jun 07 - 04:25 AM Three mounds. eric |
Subject: RE: . From: GUEST,Keinstein Date: 19 Jun 07 - 04:18 AM Given that e= McSqueers, prove that the square root of two is irritational. Use your result to show that three is a crowd, and four is for a boy. Write on both sides of the paper at once. |
Subject: RE: . From: Liz the Squeak Date: 19 Jun 07 - 03:18 AM Everything I say is worth saying so I won't post here. LTS |
Subject: RE: . From: treewind Date: 19 Jun 07 - 03:07 AM 42 |
Subject: RE: . From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 19 Jun 07 - 02:22 AM You can't save a thread with this subject name in Windows. |
Subject: RE: . From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 18 Jun 07 - 11:37 PM If you have something to say that is of no worth or value, please post it here. What if we have something to say that is of worth, but no value? Or maybe of value, but no worth? |
Subject: RE: . From: Bee Date: 18 Jun 07 - 11:10 PM Pun-ctuate me, baby, all night long! |
Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 18 Jun 07 - 10:04 PM True thing: I am on a library listserve where one of the current topics is how you search the band !!! in a library catalog. |
Subject: RE: . From: Sorcha Date: 18 Jun 07 - 10:01 PM Shall I or shan't I? I shat. OK? Deal with it. |
Subject: RE: . From: Stilly River Sage Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:53 PM Dash dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dash dot dot dot dash dot dot dot dot dot dash dot dash dot dot dash dash das dash dot dot dash dot dot dot dot dot dot dash dot dash dash dash dot dash dot dot . |
Subject: RE: . From: Bill D Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:48 PM Ancestral habits and a very early tradition have led us to preserve, as the unit of time, a unit connected with the earth's movement; and the unit to-day adopted is, as we know, the sexagesimal second of mean time. This magnitude, thus defined by the conditions of a natural motion which may itself be modified, does not seem to offer all the guarantees desirable from the point of view of invariability. It is certain that all the friction exercised on the earth--by the tides, for instance--must slowly lengthen the duration of the day, and must influence the movement of the earth round the sun. Such influence is certainly very slight, but it nevertheless gives an unfortunately arbitrary character to the unit adopted. .....and not only that, it takes a hell of a big dog to weigh a ton! what was the question, again? |
Subject: RE: . From: GUEST,Joe Offer, at the Women's Center Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:48 PM Oy. Veh. |
Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:44 PM Punsters. |
Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:41 PM Quixote will try to call it a knight. Play "Vuss Iss Dot?" without me, I gotta dash. |
Subject: RE: . From: open mike Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:25 PM it seems i recently saw that Michael Moore is in town with "Sicko" is this a movie? |
Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:21 PM OK. The sicko crowd is showin' up now. |
Subject: RE: . From: Amos Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:04 PM And she left him in a comma... A |
Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 18 Jun 07 - 08:57 PM I knew a guy in college who made his girl make a mistake in punctuation. He made her skip a period. |
Subject: RE: . From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 18 Jun 07 - 08:52 PM . |
Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 18 Jun 07 - 08:31 PM Good stuff, Peace! The pronounced Liszt just became a TILT, like Quixote goin' at a windmill! |
Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 18 Jun 07 - 08:13 PM The port is drinkable. To port I say! |
Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 18 Jun 07 - 08:12 PM To starboard, or to port? |
Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 18 Jun 07 - 08:09 PM Heck. It was the Liszt that started it . . . . |
Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 18 Jun 07 - 08:06 PM Poor ol' gal. Start a Liszt of the things that were released. Whew! |
Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 18 Jun 07 - 08:06 PM Here ya go, Semi-colon Powell. |
Subject: RE: . From: JohnInKansas Date: 18 Jun 07 - 08:02 PM Joyce Hatto? |
Subject: RE: . (Punk-chewayshun) From: GUEST,Semi-colon Powell Date: 18 Jun 07 - 07:59 PM "Ah specks, frum th' title uv thisun', it's a "Period Peace", uv sorts." ....Or a ",D" perhaps? Do we keep this up Periodically, and if so, what if we miss a month? ......pregnant pause......... |
Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 18 Jun 07 - 07:48 PM Peekabo, I Almost See You by Ogden Nash Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it, But there comes a day when your eyes are all right but your arm isn't long enough to hold the telephone book where you can read it, And your friends get jocular, so you go to the oculist, And of all your friends he is the joculist, So over his facetiousness let us skim, Only noting that he has been waiting for you ever since you said Good evening to his grandfather clock under the impression that it was him, And you look at his chart and it says SHRDLU QWERTYOP, and you say Well, why SHRDNTLU QWERTYOP? and he says one set of glasses won't do. You need two. One for reading Erle Stanley Gardner's Perry Mason and Keats's "Endymion" with, And the other for walking around without saying Hello to strange wymion with. So you spend your time taking off your seeing glasses to put on your reading glasses, and then remembering that your reading glasses are upstairs or in the car, And then you can't find your seeing glasses again because without them on you can't see where they are. Enough of such mishaps, they would try the patience of an ox, I prefer to forget both pairs of glasses and pass my declining years saluting strange women and grandfather clocks. |
Subject: RE: . From: Don Firth Date: 18 Jun 07 - 07:39 PM Etaoin Shrdlu Don Firth |
Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 18 Jun 07 - 07:35 PM What HE said. |
Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 18 Jun 07 - 07:31 PM No, the answer was "Blowing In The Wind" in the mid 60's and "Love" after that..... Peace & Love, attorneys at lunch. You should have started afirm. Or a negative, if you wanted to argue that side if it. There would have been, if not an answer, at least a verdict. |
Subject: RE: . From: folk1e Date: 18 Jun 07 - 07:30 PM HELP me bable fish has stopped working! |
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