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Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 07:53 PM

I could not agree more. It is a completely useless thread.

Subject: RE: .
From: John Hardly
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 07:53 PM

damn

Subject: RE: .
From: John Hardly
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 07:52 PM

I wish this thread would drop offa the top page here.

Subject: RE: .
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 07:19 PM

Achooooooooo! Hey! Fever!

Subject: RE: .
From: Severn
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 07:15 PM

Noses are red
Violence are black and blue.....

Subject: RE: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 09:27 AM

I like violence, 'cause they look nice and smell so pretty.

Subject: RE: .
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 09:06 AM

I hate violence..can anyone stop that storm?

Subject: RE: .
From: Severn
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 08:00 PM

Oh Beautiful For Spaceship Guys
God Shed His Skin on Thee
And Crown Thy Good
For Robin Hood
From Sea To Shining Sea!



Hey, it's the 4th, even though we have a violent thunderstorm going on!

Subject: RE: .
From: Azizi
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 07:43 PM

And if you don't happen to have a mule or a wagon, a space ship will do.

Subject: RE: .
From: Azizi
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 07:24 PM

Kinda sorta.

Yes and no.

Hitch the mule to the wagon

and away we go.

Subject: RE: Covery .
From: Severn
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 06:58 PM

There was a doctor, name of Bell
Who went and fell into a well.
Serves him right. He shoulda known
To tend to the sick, and leave the well alone
Now he's long gone, fron Kentucky
Long gone, he wasn't too lucky.
Long gone, that's what I mean.
He's a long gone doctor from Bowling Green!


You mean, like that, Azizi?......

Subject: RE: .
From: Azizi
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 06:26 PM

Well, they say that all's well that ends well.

But, that may depend on what the meaning of "well" is.

Subject: RE: .
From: Severn
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 04:54 PM

Georgiansilver?

Is that anything like "The Lone Ranger & Gracie"?

Subject: RE: (after the Grace) .
From: Severn
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 04:46 PM

Yes, but wheels can have wells, as well as spokes, as I know from Knowledge wielded by various spokespeope.

"Wheel-A-Wheel-A-Well-Ya......"
(as the Irish kids say)

Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 04:29 PM

Nor a well with a spoke aft.

Subject: RE: .
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 04:18 PM

I knew bicycle wheels had spokes but never heard of a well with a spoke before!

Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 03:22 PM

Well spoke!

Subject: RE: .
From: Severn
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 02:53 PM

Part Deux?

Second period?

Same teacher?

Same fine coarse load?

Same Silly Bus? Same passengers?

Same deluded, deleted, delighted, dilated pupils?

Same lack of Class (occaisionally skipped altogether)?

Same passing interest, at best?

Are we all working on the same principals?

....I guess recess is over, and nothing receeds like recess, save the odd hairline.

Well, I'm ready! As the old Spiritual said:
"Humble yourself, the bell done rung......"


There! THIS oughta learn us!.....

Subject: RE: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 01:34 PM

I disagree, Azizi. I think that the joik singing of the Sami peoples have some of the best reindeer songs.

Subject: RE: .
From: Azizi
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 11:48 AM

Did you say rein, dear?

Well, we can't forget the very best reindeer song the world has ever heard:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (reindeer)
Had a very shiny nose (like a light bulb)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You would even say it glowed (like a flashlight)
All of the other reindeer (reindeer)
Used to laugh and call him names (like Pinocchio)
They never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)
Join in any reindeer games (like Monopoly)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say {say what?!}
Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Then how the reindeer loved him (loved him)
And they shouted out with glee (Hurrah!}
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer (reindeer)
You'll go down in history...(like Columbus}

-snip-

[If anybody wants to know, that was sung by kids in Pittsburgh, PA waay back in 1988. But I'm sure other people have sang it before that year and after that year in lots of other places]

Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 04:23 AM

I hope it rains in the canals, too.

Subject: RE: .
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 04:18 AM

Long may it reign in the annals of mudcat superliterature!!!!

Subject: RE: .
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 04:18 AM

ducks??? Where???

LTS

Subject: RE: . Revenge of the useless thread.
From: Peace
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 03:20 AM

Part Deux . . . .

Subject: RE: .
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 26 Jun 07 - 02:47 AM

There is a lot of 'egabrag' on here.... or... for those who do not recognise the word..I will rewrite it............There is a lot of backward 'garbage' on here.

Subject: RE: .
From: cookster
Date: 26 Jun 07 - 12:04 AM

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Subject: RE: .
From: polaitaly
Date: 25 Jun 07 - 03:58 PM

....is to make the thread eat itself. Gnam !

Subject: RE: .
From: Hillheader
Date: 25 Jun 07 - 03:53 PM

The Best I Can Do

Subject: RE: .
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Jun 07 - 09:47 AM

RED

Subject: RE: .
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 24 Jun 07 - 10:54 PM

Whelk Oil Beef Hooked...

Subject: RE: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jun 07 - 11:17 AM

...There was harpineery and picaneery
And boat steerery also
And twelve jolly tars to tug at the oars
And a-whelking we did go brave boys
And a-whelking we did go

We struck that whelk and down she went
By the flourish of her tail
By chance we lost a man overboard
And we did not get that whelk brave boys
And we did not get that whelk....

Subject: RE: .
From: bobad
Date: 24 Jun 07 - 10:54 AM

Whelk

Subject: RE: .
From: cookster
Date: 24 Jun 07 - 10:41 AM

what does whelk mean?

Subject: RE: .
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 24 Jun 07 - 10:38 AM

Whelk meat again.....
Take a whelk on the wild side.
Whelking in the rain.
Just a closer whelk with thee.
These boot were made for whelking.
Whelking the dog (sorry sounds a bit bestial).
Let's go for a little whelk, under the moon of love.
Will you help me with the whelking.

Subject: RE: .
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 24 Jun 07 - 07:18 AM

Indiana Jones and the Whelk of Doom?

Last Whelk in Paris.

All's Whelk that ends whelk...

Take a whelk on the wild side....

We'll keep a whelk home in the hillsides.

LTS

Subject: RE: .
From: JennyO
Date: 24 Jun 07 - 05:01 AM

I'm overwhelkmed.

Subject: RE: .
From: Stu
Date: 24 Jun 07 - 04:49 AM

The Whelk on the Mountain

The Rambling Whelks of Pleasure

The Whelk Behind the Bar

Planxty Whelk

The Foggy Whelk

Whelks in the Ocean

Toss the Whelks

Music for a Found Whelk

The Whelk at the Churn

The Wind that Shakes the Whelk

The Galway Whelk

O'Carolan's Farewell to Whelks

Subject: RE: .
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 23 Jun 07 - 10:07 PM

Alomng the lines of Bee-dubya-ell's post of 22 Jun 07 - 06:41 PM above

What ever happened to "keep on truckin'"?

Subject: RE: .
From: Azizi
Date: 23 Jun 07 - 09:34 PM

"I'm outta here fro a few weeks. Y'all take care."
-Peace; Date: 20 Jun 07 - 02:05 PM

Hey, I just got back in this joint and Peace is taking a break for a few weeks??!!

What?! And when he comes back, who's gonna be the next person to go to the super doober secret training cen-

Oops! I spilled the beans.

Sorry...

;o)

Subject: RE: .
From: cookster
Date: 23 Jun 07 - 09:18 PM

Piss off!

Subject: RE: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jun 07 - 09:15 PM

Prove it.

Subject: RE: .
From: cookster
Date: 23 Jun 07 - 09:08 PM

by the way I'm a boy.

Subject: RE: .
From: cookster
Date: 23 Jun 07 - 08:59 PM

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Subject: RE: .
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Jun 07 - 08:42 PM

I think cookster dozed off over his/her keyboard. Totally missed the # key though!

LTS

Subject: RE: .
From: cookster
Date: 23 Jun 07 - 02:33 PM

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Subject: RE: .
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jun 07 - 01:55 PM

"Twenty-three Skidoo"??? What the hell? Bombardier made a 12.3, a 16, an 18 (twin cylinder), a 24..... never a 23 that I know of.

Subject: RE: .
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 23 Jun 07 - 10:51 AM

Yep blown up out of all proportion!

Subject: RE: .
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Jun 07 - 02:21 AM

Da bum!!!!


Can't say 'da bomb' these days.. people get twichy and start shooting.

LTS

Subject: RE: .
From: Don Firth
Date: 22 Jun 07 - 09:10 PM

Cool, dude!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: .
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Jun 07 - 06:41 PM

I've been in a state of self-imposed pop culture illiteracy for about six years now. What I need to know is whether or not people are still saying "Whut up dawg?"

Now, I don't believe I've ever actually said "Whut up dawg?", but if I should get the urge to do so I'd like to know that it's still acceptable. Heck, I wouldn't want to have some young person look at me as if I'd just said "Twenty-three Skidoo!" Know what I mean?