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Subject: RE: .
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jun 07 - 06:40 PM

Cool.

Subject: RE: .
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jun 07 - 06:39 PM

Oh. Now yer jus bein silly.

Subject: RE: .
From: Rog Peek
Date: 22 Jun 07 - 05:56 PM

WAZUK?

Subject: RE: .
From: cookster
Date: 22 Jun 07 - 05:37 PM

WUZ UP!!

Subject: RE: .
From: Rowan
Date: 21 Jun 07 - 06:35 PM

The point of your post wasn't entirely useless, Peace; it provides an excellent test of fine hand-eye control of cursor and mouse.

Cheers, Rowan

Subject: RE: .
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 21 Jun 07 - 11:24 AM

A beautiful pair of tits.
I saw them today.
I tried to grab them.
They flew away

Subject: RE: .
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 06:53 PM

They are I tell you! Had 6 of 'em lined up on the archway last month.

They've mostly flown away now though.

LTS

Subject: RE: .
From: Bert
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 05:43 PM

Eric, she claims that they are multiplying.

Subject: RE: .
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 05:40 PM

Happy birfday

Subject: RE: .
From: gnu
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 02:25 PM

Peace don't go.

Severn... is nothing sacred?

Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 02:05 PM

No thread has been MORE full of it, either.

Severn, you are crazy. But I love ya.

I'm outta here fro a few weeks. Y'all take care.

Subject: RE: .
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 01:56 PM

For some of us it just confirmed the fact that most of what we post is rubbish anyway so a thread full of it was refreshing.

Subject: RE: .
From: Severn
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 01:52 PM

Well, in that case, Peace, I'd like to sincerely thank you for the thread that helped us realize the uselessness of the periods in our lives. Ir helped us see the eras of our ways, the sagas that are born every minute, the eons and even the Sylvias, for that matter. Even to view anew my regular trip Around The Week In A Severn Daze. Epochs upon you, my friend! Essentially, Thanks for nothing, and for making us realize that that's what our lives are truly about....


So by your wish,let's end as we should have begun with an invisible indentation, just as we began as we should have ended with that original period. Look closely, as it will be below this paragraph somewhere.

Subject: RE: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 01:51 PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again: rm -r *

Subject: RE: .
From: Geordie-Peorgie
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 01:13 PM

Wh''ever!

Subject: RE: .
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 10:22 AM

Document human-computer complete applications.

eric

Subject: RE: .
From: gnu
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 10:17 AM

Closed? We're just getting to the really useless stuff! Case in point.

Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 09:59 AM

Well, ya have to admit, it doesn't get much more trivial than this thread. I want to thank all the folks who posted here for lending a new definition to the phrase 'useless information'. You are princes and princesses among knights.

May we have this thread closed, please?

Subject: RE: .
From: Leadfingers
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 09:22 AM

100 !

Subject: RE: .
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 09:08 AM

I once did an audition by a seal pool at the zoo.....one of the seals clapped to which we all split our sides with laughter. I didn't get the gig so I did not get the seal of approval...just the approval of a seal!!!!

Subject: RE: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 08:32 AM

grep everything, I say! grepping is the answer!

Subject: RE: .
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 06:31 AM

Recall information system infrastructures.

[ Liz has three tits Bert ?]


eric

Subject: RE: .
From: bobad
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 06:20 AM

Pickles

Subject: RE: .
From: Rog Peek
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 06:19 AM

Hey Liz, your grandma would't be a Pierrepoint by any chance would she?

Subject: RE: .
From: TheSnail
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 06:13 AM

Yeah. I blame all those "constantly flatulating orbital shapes" meself.

Subject: RE: .
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 05:12 AM

My grandma says hang everybody!

Giles.

Subject: RE: .
From: the lemonade lady
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 04:42 AM

The Final Proof: Global Warming is a Man-Made DisasterThe Final Proof: Global Warming is a Man-Made Disaster. by Steve Connor. Scientists have found the first unequivocal link between man-made greenhouse gases ...


The first of the three Milankovitch Cycles is the Earth's eccentricity. Eccentricity is, simply, the shape of the Earth's orbit around the Sun. This constantly fluctuating, orbital shape ranges between more and less elliptical (0 to 5% ellipticity) on a cycle of about 100,000 years. These oscillations, from more elliptic to less elliptic, are of prime importance to glaciation in that it alters the distance from the Earth to the Sun, thus changing the distance the Sun's short wave radiation must travel to reach Earth, subsequently reducing or increasing the amount of radiation received at the Earth's surface in different seasons.

let's suppose man knows best, and the earth is warming at an exagerated rate (well, except for the southern hemisphere which rather negates the concept of "global warming"), and instituting laws and regulations limiting people's freedoms is the best for all of humanity (like the Kyoto protocols adopted by Europe which has seen a marked increase in green house gasses, or GHG's, since ratification, while the U.S. has managed to reduce GHG's without instituting Kyoto), and producing dubious studies,designed to make us believe that paying taxes feels as good mentally as getting laid, preparing the mindless masses for huge tax increases in order to save mankind from our own foolish, global warming ways. Let's all jump on the global warming bandwagon and step up to the tectonic plate, so to speak, and put our money where our mouth is. Tax it all.


Which is nonsense?

Sal

Subject: RE: .
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 04:30 AM

You'm all puggled, you be.

LTS

Subject: RE: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 07:54 PM

Or as we say out here in The West, yer a might short with yer piggin string.

Subject: RE: .
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 06:55 PM

Yorr compewter's naw set oop reet bonnie lad!
G.

Subject: RE: .
From: Rowan
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 06:51 PM

O!
Stop?

Subject: RE: .
From: GUEST,Geordie Peorgie
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 06:11 PM

Aah divvent knaah what's gannin' on wi' me cookie again. Aah'm hevvin' te log oot then in again every time aah gan on te the forum

That wez me up there just noo!

Subject: RE: .
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 06:09 PM

Tonight, me daughter wanted uz te gan clubbin' with her!

Aah sez, "Hinny! Aah'm dead against it! And anyways, there's nee seals in Soothampton"

Subject: RE: .
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 05:53 PM

If it wasna fer yer wellies, where wud yu be?
Yu'd be ina hospital or infirmary...

Billy Connoly, via LTS

Subject: RE: .
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 05:24 PM

I am now living in the home for the whimsically strange.
The seriously strange have to either pay double rates or live off a 42 million dollar contract.
The madcap crowd here is now under investigation for the negligible homicide of Gary McCreedy. He was found stuck midway in the pool yesterday. Someone had put jello in the water.

Subject: RE: .
From: Severn
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 03:44 PM

Seals? Trying to get a little Greenpeace on the side?


Not to be confused with Our Own Peace, who is a little more experienced.....

Subject: RE: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 03:35 PM

Yes indeed he was! I'll put the seal of veracity on that!

Subject: RE: .
From: gnu
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 03:31 PM

Was he going Easter wester?

Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 03:24 PM

A guy was arrested yesterday for transporting trained seals over a State line for immoral porpoises.

Subject: RE: .
From: Severn
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 03:23 PM

No, but you CAN take miners, without having to worry about taking them across a state line a la Chuck Berry. And they drink profusely!

Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 03:15 PM

You can take coals to Newcastle, but you can't make them drink.

Subject: RE: . (Ele-mental,Block?)
From: Severn
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 03:13 PM

Tangerines aren't tan, so howcome they aren't called Orange Gerines?


...And by the way.....


Does the title of this thread have an assigned number in the Periodic Table?

If so, is it seated in the section marked "Reserved" or the one marked "Rowdy"?

Smoking or non-smoking?

Or can this period be a-comma-dated at the table at all?

Or would it just be an instance taking a load of colin to Newcastle?

Subject: RE: .
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 02:54 PM

A long thread 'Signifying nothing' The sense of achievement you must have for starting a nothing thread Bruce.....wish I had thought of it.

Subject: RE: .
From: Bert
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 02:44 PM

You can keep a good beer down.

Subject: RE: .
From: bobad
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 01:42 PM

You can't keep a good man down

Subject: RE: .
From: Ernest
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 01:36 PM

I can see your point, Peace.

Best
Ernest

Subject: RE: .
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 01:30 PM

Were oranges called oranges because they are orange, or was orange called orange because its the same colour of oranges?

Dunno, but I do know that while I've seen green grapes, yellow apples, and red bananas, I've never seen an orange that wasn't, in fact, orange.

Subject: RE: .
From: GUEST,Canadienne
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 01:16 PM

Baaaaaa!

Subject: RE: .
From: gnu
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 01:13 PM

.... and women weren't so particular

Subject: RE: .
From: Rog Peek
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:54 PM

Yes, actually, my message was for all those sheep farmers.