Spaw's Spew

Subject: RE: Spaw's Spew
From: Lady McMoo
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 07:30 PM

Whoops...misread that as "Stew" and thought it was another interesting recipe thread...

Sorry

mcmoo

Subject: RE: Spaw's Spew
From: GUEST,Kernow Jon
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 07:24 PM

I choose to remain a guest but I must admit it's clique I'm ashamed to belong to at times.
Guests whoever you are just take the time to look back, There are no hidden agendas or inner circles. Just look back over the threads to understand the references. It isn't the 'catters fault that you haven't been here as long as some and may not get the old jokes or the references.
If you look up Spaw you'll find at times he even takes the trouble to link connected threads to make life easier for us!
KJ

Subject: RE: Spaw's Spew
From: SeanM
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 07:23 PM

Why, yes GUEST, and you're it!

By constantly creating these troll/idiocy based threads, laced with lackluster guest monikers and bizzare personal attacks, you've created quite possibly the only exclusive 'clique' on the 'cat.

Congratulations! Thank the gods you're alone!

Now just go away again.

M

Subject: RE: Spaw's Spew
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 07:22 PM

Christ, guest. So people know each other. When you enter a restaurant, and see a group of people having a good time at the next table, do you sit there, alone, quietly sobbing, because it's just not fair that you're not sitting with them, having a ball?

I'm guessing that there are two reasons that you are excluded, in all aspects of your life:

1. People know each-other, often in real life. This is because they are social. You, on the other hand, are a sociopath. It's different.

2. You're a sad, bitter, self-pitying, unlikable little fuck who does nothing but piss and moan about what an unfair hand life has dealt you. I mean, do YOU even want to know you? I thought not.

But I shouldn't say anymore. You're probably just sitting there with a hard-on because so many people have acknowledged your pitiful existence. "Oh, it's just like having friends, I THINK!"

So, whatever your mental problem is, why not take it and your serial-killer-type lifestyle, and piss off? (No offense)

---Lepus Rex

Subject: RE: Spaw's Spew
From: Big Mick
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 07:22 PM

Yep, I think there is an "in crowd" here. The only thing that pisses you off is that in the entire friggin' world you are about the only one not allowed in. Dammit Spaw, we gotta loosen up those damn qualifications, there is someone who doesn't qualify............

Mick

Subject: RE: Spaw's Spew
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 06:51 PM

and there's not a mudcat 'in crowd' ???

Subject: RE: Spaw's Spew
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 06:49 PM

Cletus is a sweet soul when not led astray by Paw and the Reg boys. He occasionally attends Mudcat Concerts and insists on entertaining everyone with "blue blazers" but he is harmless and quite loveable. Keep him out of the fried possum and white lightnin' if he drops by for a visit. Poor boy had a terrible Christmas with assorted injuries. I wanted Spaw to ship him down to NYC for some sophisticating but he seems afraid to let him out of his sight. Maybe we can get him out on a Mudcat adventure. Bet he can play the mouth harp.

Subject: RE: Spaw's Spew
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 06:46 PM

hilarious for those who are 'in' on the joke I suppose, childish nonsense to the rest of us

Subject: RE: Spaw's Spew
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 06:39 PM

I was NOT going to post to this load of crap, but since you all are being so nice trying to turn it into something useful, you will find a complete explanation, by Spaw, if you click here. It's a good read and, yes, Ebbie, I suspect some will wet themselves or their keyboards before they are done!

luvyaSpaw...kat

Subject: RE: Spaw's Spew
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 06:24 PM

Thanks, Mousethief, I know what Cletus does, I just don't know what he is Homo sapiens sapiens? Or a lesser or greater form?

Remember 'This is my brother, Larry. And this is my brother, Larry. And that is my brother, Larry'? That's how I picture Cletus and the Reg boyz.

I expect if I did a little digging in the files I'd find Spaw's explanation- but can you imagine requesting a list of Spaw posts! My computer would lock up, for sure.

So, Spaw, when you wander in here, and if it doesn't hurt their feelings after all this time, would you introduce your friends? And tell us how they came into your lives?

I suspect the only spewing would be over the various keyboards...

Ebbie

Subject: RE: Spaw's Spew
From: mousethief
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 05:22 PM

I thought "inner-clique" was a medical condition.

Cletus is his ... um... ferret? weasel? cavy? something. Occasionally Spaw turns off his cookie and lets Cletus post as a guest. He doesn't spell well.

Alex

Subject: RE: Spaw's Spew
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 05:18 PM

In order to avoid such contamination myself, I really should know more about Spaw's household. I know Cleigh (too well!) but just who is Cletus? And the Reg boys? What am I missing out on? This is what comes of not being part of the Mudcat inner-clique.

Ebbie

Subject: RE: Spaw's Spew
From: mousethief
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 05:10 PM

Guest Laura, if you got something on your shoe at Spaw's house, it might be something Cletus spewed. I think Spaw's spewings are limited pretty much to hot air.

Subject: RE: Spaw's Spew
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 05:02 PM

Stew? You bet! Serve it right up!

~S~

Subject: RE: Spaw's Spew
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 04:45 PM

Waaaaahhhhh! I'm not in the Mudcat-inner-clique but I've done my share of flotsam-and-jetsamming. What about me? I insist on my share of the help. Waaaahhhhh....

Spaw, who loves ya, baby... (Yuck. I never liked Kojak!)

Ebbie

Subject: RE: Spaw's Spew
From: mousethief
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 03:41 PM

Physician, heal thyself.

Subject: RE: Spaw's Spew
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 03:39 PM

Hmmm. Whining about an 'insider-clique,' and targeting a popular 'catter? You wouldn't be a dickless loser, would you? What do you want? A hug?

---Lepus Rex

Subject: Spaw's Spew
From: GUEST,Dr. Laura
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 03:05 PM

Reading Spaw's spew, and the flotsam and jetsam that comes from others in the Mudcat inner-clique, I'd suggest that Spaw, and all others in the Mudcat inner-clique, are in need of help.

Don't make me come down there guy - Bert