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punch the horse june thread

Sir Roger de Beverley 13 Jun 03 - 04:01 AM
Raggytash 12 Jun 03 - 07:02 PM
GUEST,ossonflags 12 Jun 03 - 03:22 PM
Raggytash 12 Jun 03 - 06:41 AM
KJ 12 Jun 03 - 06:02 AM
Raggytash 12 Jun 03 - 05:24 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 12 Jun 03 - 05:20 AM
sweetfire 12 Jun 03 - 05:12 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 12 Jun 03 - 05:08 AM
sweetfire 12 Jun 03 - 04:58 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 12 Jun 03 - 04:53 AM
sweetfire 12 Jun 03 - 04:50 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 12 Jun 03 - 04:46 AM
sweetfire 12 Jun 03 - 04:41 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 12 Jun 03 - 04:38 AM
sweetfire 12 Jun 03 - 04:33 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 12 Jun 03 - 04:28 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 12 Jun 03 - 04:25 AM
sweetfire 12 Jun 03 - 04:21 AM
Raggytash 12 Jun 03 - 03:51 AM
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Little Hawk 11 Jun 03 - 07:12 PM
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 13 Jun 03 - 04:01 AM

At the risk of making Ossonflags blush, you should all log on to the BERFF website and read my write-up of PTH in the fringe part of the site.

Rog


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 07:02 PM

Yeah. I am duty bound to come and claim my reward for posting the 300th message on the May thread. A promise is a promise


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 03:22 PM

Yo, Raggy will we be seeing you at the Bev fest?


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 06:41 AM

Try washing up liquid, that knackers the little blighters, even diluted


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: KJ
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 06:02 AM

John. If you wrote the notice in English, the ants probably didn't understand it. Write it in antish & they might bugger off. Failing that boiling water does the trick!


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 05:24 AM

You don't just hit it, one of the reasons that Bodhrans have such a bad name is that some people do just that, hit them. Played properly they are a wonderful sensitive percussion instrument that should keep the rest of the players in time. By beating them in different places or by incresing/decreasing pressure on the skin using the palm of the hand to apply tension a good Bodhran player can create glorious nuances of sound.
Sadly most people just beat the S H one T out of them.

Sweetfire, you still have exams to come, get some revising done !


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 05:20 AM

i'm,not,scared,of,siders.
the,only,aminal,i'm,scared,of,is,big,lions,amd,tigers,as,they
can,bite,your,arms,off,very,dangerous]!


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 05:12 AM

Well what about ant farms??? Bees and wasps just sting you
and spiders just scare the life outta me


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 05:08 AM

anyway-ants,are,rubbish,they,dont,do,any,good,
at,least,bees,make,huney!
do,wasps,make,huney?,not,sure,about,this,
spiders,eat,flys.


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 04:58 AM

haha, well i don't have to do ANYTHING today....the cleaner is here!!


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 04:53 AM

I,will,hoover,them,all,up,,and,serves,them,right!


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 04:50 AM

i don't think you do just hit it in the middle....
Well thats a surprise john, god those ants are right cheeky buggers, ya would of thought they'd read the notice an cleared off!


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 04:46 AM

you,just,hit,it,in,the,middle!
anyway-there,is,loads,of,ants,here.
i,think,they,are,attracted,to,biscit,,crumbs.
I,might,hoover,up,later.

i,put,a,sign,on,my,door-NO,Admitanceto,ants9or,any,other,little,things
,),but,they,still,keep,coming,in!


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 04:41 AM

yes john but you have to hit it in the RIGHT place.....


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 04:38 AM

they,are,really,easy,to,play,
you,just,hit,it.
i,might,get,one.


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 04:33 AM

Oh yeah, thanx john. Actually i don't know how i could forget what one is, silly me...


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 04:28 AM

other,local,bodhraners=Theresa,Christine,Linda-Kelly,Karen,and,Clair.


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 04:25 AM

its,an,irish,drum,you,hit,it,with,a,little,stick.
Mick9osonflags),plays,one.


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 04:21 AM

Could someone please care to explain what a 'Bodhran@ is???


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 03:51 AM

How do you think Bodhrans are made


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: KJ
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 03:06 AM

If they were thick (the skins that is ,not the melodionists) you could tan them & make boots.


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: KJ
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 03:04 AM

I thought you put 'em in the reed beds....the bodies of skinned melodionists. What do you do with the skins?


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 07:52 PM

The tripe works plantation, you silly billy!


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 07:26 PM

Hi LH. Returning to you question about the forests around South Ferriby, we call them plantations or spinneys. If they produced willow shoots for the basket industry and were managed by pollarding the trees, they are referred to as coppices. We use them to hide the bodies of skinned melodionists. In South Ferriby, they have blindingly obvious names such as "Top Plantation", "Middle Plantation" and oh bugger, I can't remember the name of the other one. But it is a bit further down the hill towards the river Ancholme upon which the Cannesesque lifestyle of the South Ferriby Marina society flourishes, fuelled by the oxygen of consumerism and blatant displays of conspicuous wealth.


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 07:23 PM

IT was a good session at Goxhillm you should have been there!


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 07:12 PM

I am9 appalled by the d9ross masquerading as 9chat on this thread9. Yes, appalled. Of course, I appall easily. Take no 9notice.

- LH


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 11:20 AM

WEHEY!!!! I found it!


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 11:15 AM

you are sillly silly SP....or LP....

Sadly no SP my exams finish 20th


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 10:49 AM

Would that be yerself deanie?

If it is .... it went that way...... nothe other way silly...


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 10:26 AM

Should we not be calling Johnny "Large Piper" now in honour of his recent acquisition?

I appear to have lost my cookie. Anybody seen it?

I announce my intention to visit Goxhill this evening, ladies and gentlemen.


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 09:04 AM

A slice of cheese yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa! Thanks jOhn.

Naturally Noreen!


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 09:02 AM

You're silly, sp.


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 08:47 AM

yes,you,won,a,slice,of,cheese.


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 08:35 AM

Call me silly but I couldn't resist the 100th post to this thread - is there a prize?


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 05:05 AM

Awwwwwwwwwwwww sweet sixteen at last eh! A momentous day sees the end of your exams as well?


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 04:47 AM

Its My Birth Day A Week Toady...Getting Excited Already...


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 04:41 AM

pooor horse......i still have my rocking horse from when i was a wee baby. but mine is missing its other tail!!!


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 02:06 AM

Either that, or he feels his own equipment is not quite large enough or durable enough to satisfy the entire troupe of the Dagenham Girl Pipers for more than a rather short time. My own experience of lusty young women on the make suggests to me that even one of them is enough to reduce the average man to a worn-out husk in a relatively short time (like a few weeks or perhaps months in some cases), so think what a whole band of them could do!

I can think of no other good reason for stealing a 3 foot wooden penis off a rocking horse...and no sane reason at all, for that matter.

- LH


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 01:55 AM

No, no, no, it was Oakley, he's getting bored of using reeds for the flagellation.


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 12:16 AM

HARD TIMES FALL UPON ROCKING HORSE IN NORWAY

FREDRIKSTAD, Norway - I shudder to think of what two thieves had on their minds when they maliciously tore the three foot penis off of Norway's largest rocking horse. The giant toy reportedly was stripped of its manhood at its home, a scout camp in Fredrikstad. Police are still searching the area for two men that were said to have been acting suspiciously in the area. The masculine horse, which was formerly known as Baldor, has since been give the female name Haldis since its unfortunate castration.

It was Colin Thompson!


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST,Kj
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 12:13 AM

Ha, bet you all thought it was something naughty!!! I'm at the factory & really, really bored.


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST,kj
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 12:11 AM

Check this out: Horseballs


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 08:57 PM

Oooo! I'll drop in next time I'm on the bridge :0)


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 08:12 PM

Hey Noreen that there picture of the Humber bridge well you see that little white dot just to the right of the north tower (thats the one furthest from the camera) well thats my house!


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 06:11 PM

heloo.john


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Les from Hull
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 04:09 PM

LH - that Marina is just outside the afore-mentioned living room window. Can't see your boat though.

The ugly brown river consists not of blood but of tiny bits of England on their way to become the Netherlands. Those bits get an earlier use of the Euro. And it also displays that Yorkshire and Lincolnshire are among our more adventurous counties.


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 02:57 PM

The rivers of blood speech comes to mind, Les


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 02:55 PM

Little Hawk,
Treat with care these disingenious photographs taken from great distances, they do not reveal the signs with the legend ........."HERE BE DRAGONS"


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 02:54 PM

Wow. Lotta brick buildings. That is one ugly river, man, but it's got an impressive bridge. It looks like you've got some lovely forest areas around South Ferriby. I note that there is a little marina alongside the river, with nice blue water in it, and I wonder if the "Penelope R." is tied up there? I remember hearing about that boat way back when.

I am rather taken with the lovely Mrs Drinkall. She has a very fetching manner. I intend to drop in at # 21 when I visit.

Where is Mr Drinkall these days?

- LH


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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Les from Hull
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 02:25 PM

And if you click here, you can see my living room window.


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