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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,Secret of the Art Date: 22 Oct 08 - 03:49 PM Hey! King Arthur! Yez got yer Guinivere - what more can a man ask for as a good behaviour Reward, eh? Jest leave them elfettes alone, anyway. They're proper li'l bunny boilers - more trouble than they're worth. (If you want a party, those Sugar Plum Fairies are the girls yer lookin' for.) No snaps, thanks. The Big Guy's got a crack-down on that kinda stuff. Being rumbled by the Vice Squad wouldn't look too good ... SotA |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,At Skarpi's Santa-Nick Majesty's Request Date: 22 Oct 08 - 03:13 PM Some Elfin poetry, with much more to come, due to Santa's perverse wage scale for his help: I give only glad greetings to Skarpi After all, I'm an elf, not a harpy My job's to find gifts That will give folk's souls lifts, But will not send them into Shock Tharpy.... -Robert Frostbite That's the best I can do for beginners, given the inherent rhymability of your name. You don't make it easy on me.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: Leadfingers Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:15 PM My Santa got in early and has been quiet since ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: ranger1 Date: 21 Oct 08 - 05:11 PM Maggie, my Santa's being the silent type, too. Although it's not fair that Sinsull gets a santa and she didn't even sign up. I mean, people give her lots of |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,Hollowfox's SS messenger Date: 21 Oct 08 - 10:49 AM Oh Hollowfox, Hollowfox! (shakes head sadly) Is it VERY cold where you live? Do you REALLY want a stocking full of coal? Deck of 'cards', indeed! 'For a friend', indeed! This is the only deck of cards I would ever allow! For your repentance, you should memorise this lesson! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,A Double Santa... Date: 21 Oct 08 - 07:33 AM Just because you aren't paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.... Hee hee! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: Anne Lister Date: 21 Oct 08 - 02:55 AM Well, I go from feeling paranoid to feeling even MORE paranoid .... but at least I have a clear conscience. And if I spot any elves or reindeer in Seville I'll try to buy them a drink, even if I'm doing the whole thing on a tight budget. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: Stilly River Sage Date: 20 Oct 08 - 08:36 PM Geez! People who aren't even PLAYING get Santas, yet some of us are still in the dark. sniff |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: artbrooks Date: 20 Oct 08 - 07:08 PM Dear Santa, I have been good all my life, and it never got me nuthin'. 'Naughty or nice'? They tell me that naughty is a lot more fun! I hear that some of those elfettes are pretty cute...how about if I promise to send you pictures afterwards? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: bfdk Date: 20 Oct 08 - 06:16 PM Yesssssssssss, I've got a Santa...!!!!!! Yipheeeeeeeeeeee!! Trophy, yes, well... you see... some elves.. uhm... one elf in particular.. got a little out of hand last year. He was all over the place, that 'un. Ask Megan L, if you want the whole story *shuffles feet But still, it got me the trophy. However, I promise to be good from now and till Christmas, scout's honour. Then I just hope you'll accept my definition of the word 'good'.. Btw, if it's not too late I'd like to add to my wish list. Can I have a pair of new feet, please? I've been out dancing, and my feet are killing me..! Goodnight, Santa dear, yours obediently, Bente |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,Secret of the Art Date: 20 Oct 08 - 06:08 PM Now then, Artie me laddie - no threats for another 2 months or so. The Naughty List doesn't close til midnight 25 December! Despite some pretty slim pickin's on the Hint front, we're jesssssst about ready up here t' the Pole. I jest luvs it when a plan comes t'gether! Yer SotA |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: artbrooks Date: 20 Oct 08 - 05:19 PM You could |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: Leadfingers Date: 20 Oct 08 - 04:44 PM Different strokes for different folks ! Some Santas and Santees have a lot of fun in here , some (Like me) never have any good ideas for teases ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: My guru always said Date: 20 Oct 08 - 04:34 PM You're not alone Sarah, seems my Santa is keeping things close to his/her chest too! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: Hawker Date: 20 Oct 08 - 03:50 PM OOOOooooh Santa! You ARE there! I live NEAR Dartymoor, but I ACTUALLY live in CORNWALL - the post office see it as a bit of sport to make me have a Devon postal address! I can see Dartymoor, Exmoor and Bodmin Moor from my garden -and of course, the Atlantic. As it says in the hints, I am easily pleased! So if its a bundle of sticks for the fire, I'll be happy - and warm ;0) So glad you are out there! Now I have some santa-ing to do myself............................ Cheers, Lucy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: Sarah the flute Date: 20 Oct 08 - 02:58 PM WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I have a silent santa it would appear Boo Hooo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,SINSULL's SSS Date: 20 Oct 08 - 12:19 PM Huh? Oysters growing thick? I thought they were born stupid |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: SINSULL Date: 20 Oct 08 - 09:48 AM Oysters????? Hmmmmmm. Did they grow thick in the bay? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,Hawker's secretive SS Date: 20 Oct 08 - 09:37 AM Well, young Hawker, it seems you come from Dartymoor. What kind of of present do you expect to get from a Santa from God's own country, Exmoor? You'll be lucky, ho ho ho. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: Hawker Date: 20 Oct 08 - 09:30 AM perhaps you got mine! I am consoling myself by guessing that my Santa is the silent secretive type who needs not taunt me with triviality. Cheers, Lucy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: SINSULL Date: 20 Oct 08 - 09:09 AM HUH? I did not sign up to play this year... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,, bfdk's Secretest Santa-type Date: 20 Oct 08 - 08:47 AM Trophy winning, eh? I know you're nicely naughty -- and impishly nice. Yes, indeedy, you have a Secret Santa who, while silent til now, has been busy scurrying hither and anon (both of which needed visas) to compile a pile o' goodies for you. All of which I hope will be purrrr-fect. And maybe even in time for the end of December shindig. SS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,Tabster's Santa Secret (ou secrète) Date: 20 Oct 08 - 08:06 AM Now Liz, do you mean to imply that I'd tease the poor lass just for the fun of it? Heh, heh, heh, heh..... Little does she know that my spies are just over the next hill, and every move she makes is closely watched. She had better be especially careful next week...I have my agents in every pub in Seville. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: Liz the Squeak Date: 20 Oct 08 - 04:13 AM Tabster... You have a Santa, a surefire, 100%, bona fide Santa. I'd still be worried though.... Bruahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! I love this bit! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: JennieG Date: 19 Oct 08 - 11:16 PM Hmmmm.....(thinks)........ Cheers JennieG |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: Stilly River Sage Date: 19 Oct 08 - 09:25 PM I keep checking. Nada. Santa? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: Anne Lister Date: 19 Oct 08 - 06:43 PM Now I'm really paranoid .. where are the spelling mistakes on my website???? But I'm happy to learn that I have a SS. Dragons welcome, kitties might get a rough reception from our cat in residence. And I will, of course, be good .... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: bfdk Date: 19 Oct 08 - 06:33 PM *sits quietly whistling and polishing the Bitch of the Year trophy for the year 2007 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,Tabster's FINALLY APPROVED Santa Date: 19 Oct 08 - 05:24 PM All right then, She Who Must Be Obeyed has blessed my valiant efforts, and will allow me to indulge you this holiday season. I see by your website that you are far beyond me in your musical talents, although a brief pass there with a spell-checker might not go amiss. Ah, what to get...what to send? A dragon? A kitten? Plenty of time to think about it, I suppose......... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,Wyrd Sister's Secret Santa's Elf Date: 19 Oct 08 - 04:36 PM Wyrd Sister, your Secret Santa said to tell you that I and the other elves have been hard at work and have selected several items we think you might like. If Santa approves we'll get your package of goodies on the way in time for the holidays, but you mustn't open till Christmas! (That's assuming you've been good - Santa says (s)he is watching! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,SINSULLS's SSS Date: 19 Oct 08 - 04:30 PM Round and round the world it goes. Where Santa comes from no-one knows (yet) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: Anne Lister Date: 19 Oct 08 - 04:16 PM Oh ... I hadn't realised there was some doubt about who might be my Santa ... now I'm feeling somewhat insecure! I'm glad someone is thinking of me in Santa-esque ways, though, so thank you, possible or potential Santa. And I hope the doubt gets resolved soon! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: Megan L Date: 19 Oct 08 - 03:45 PM Scunner |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: John MacKenzie Date: 19 Oct 08 - 03:18 PM Indeed, I do remember something about that Meg ¦¬] |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: Megan L Date: 19 Oct 08 - 02:55 PM some folks were very good at infiltrating the gatherin wie elfs last year |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,Zenophile Date: 19 Oct 08 - 02:24 PM I must see if I can sneak an Elf into The Scottish McGather to spy on you , Zen ! Be warned ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,SINSULL's seriously surrupticous Santa Date: 19 Oct 08 - 01:17 PM Well madam, I hope that you have been suitably well behaved this year as I don't really want to have coal dust all over the suit when I deliver to your house. The elves are out in full force, although we have been told that you have enough nuns, penguins and religious figures to fill a large store, so maybe we'll look for something different for you this year. The world is our oyster (do you like oysters?)so we should be able to find some suitable gifts for you. Watch this space. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: Maryrrf Date: 19 Oct 08 - 09:32 AM Blue historical fiction - that sounds interesting! The historical bit would be there along with racy sex scenes.... I'm afraid even turkey treats are off limits to my dog Missie. Too much protein and probably too much salt. Her diet now really is very bland and boring - special prescription food with a few bits of fruit, cheerios, or a little white bread with peanut butter as an occasional treat. But, she's doing pretty well now that they got the kidney disease under control. She's got a lot of energy for an old girl! I hadn't heard that song about Whitby Harbour...is that where the famous folk festival is held? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,MXG Date: 19 Oct 08 - 07:06 AM Ho-ho-ho.. how many do I play with here? Secsy, Dear (or should I say 'Dear Sexy'?) your mind seems to be working just like mine - skip the bits that are of no interest - like a stray 'and' - and pounce with pin-point precision on the bits that make you tick. Blue historical fiction, indeed.. This is blue, it's historical fiction and it's also an excellent read. At the moment I'm reading about Whitby. Which reminds me... Lady Mary, do you know the song about Old Whitby Harbour? Lovely song and a favourite of mine. Leadfingers, are you standing in for Mary or just leaping like a salmon to the fly? :o)) MXG |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,JennyG's Happy Santa Date: 19 Oct 08 - 07:01 AM Vivamus, mea Wombat, atque amemus! Quo usque tandem abutere patientia nostra? O tempora! O mores! , S. N. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,Troupe of Fooles Sedentary Santa Date: 19 Oct 08 - 06:41 AM Sitting here watching the birds I find that once again I have 4 sorts of Tits. Sultanas and raisins are being steeped in rum and brandy in preparation for Christmas and my mind is turning to your mystery parcel/s. One small sample has already been sent and can be opened, let me know if I'm on the right lines..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 19 Oct 08 - 04:55 AM Weren't we all??..At least one time in our lives??? When we get there, even for a glimpse, it'll change your life...forever! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: John MacKenzie Date: 19 Oct 08 - 04:49 AM Not really from Sanity at all then? ¦¬] |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 19 Oct 08 - 04:35 AM I finally got a 100! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: Liz the Squeak Date: 19 Oct 08 - 04:25 AM OOh I'm a Grand Mistress now am I? The Grand Mistress, she say YES! Maryrrf's Santa - and I quote: "I also like blue and historical fiction." So what is 'blue fiction'..? is it naughty? Or is it more mundane and is really just historical fiction in blue covers? When I worked in a little local library, we had a clientele with an average age of 72, the majority of whom were ladies. If I'd had a pound for every one who came in and asked for a book they'd had last year describing it 'with a lady in a long blue dress on the cover', I'd've been able to retire 15 years ago. As for Limpits Santa - she's turning into a teenager very very quickly - she spent 3 hours in the bath yesterday! SECSY LTS aka The Grand Mistress! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,Tabster's Maybe Secret Santa Date: 18 Oct 08 - 09:30 PM Tabby, luv...I keep hoping that the Grand Mistress will let me know if I am, in fact, your Secret Santa. In the meantime, rest assured that someone out here is thinking of you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: Leadfingers Date: 18 Oct 08 - 08:37 PM I MOSTLY play mandolin or whistle on the rare occasions I get to play any music with Mary ! But Mary DOES play guitar behind me when I do a song with Banjo . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: GUEST,Maryrrf's X-mas Gnome Date: 18 Oct 08 - 06:55 PM Mary, I'm glad to hear your old girl is still going strong at almost 16. What sorts of treats can she eat without coming to any harm, would, say, turkey be on her allowed list? Funnily enough we seem to have quite a few things in common. I also like blue and historical fiction. And I'm fond of Banjo Patterson, although I only know a few of his poems-turned-into-songs. And I'm an animal lover, too, and a dog owner. Now I think I should go and check on those elves.. MXG PS not too sure about taking the word of that Leadfingers, he plays the banjo, doesn't he? Can you trust someone who plays the banjo? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: Bat Goddess Date: 18 Oct 08 - 06:35 PM Aha! Just when I was wondering if my SS were the playful sort, I come back to this thread after several days trying to chase a nasty cold away and find not one, but two (count 'em, TWO!) messages from my SS!!! Whoopee, the Game's afoot! Now I have to get busy and do some serious word-type santafication myself. (I've already been accumulating goodies for my Santee. Just haven't gotten around to the teasing part yet.) Linn |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santee teaser 2008 From: JennieG Date: 18 Oct 08 - 06:15 PM Afrikaans Santa? My oh my....you are well travelled aren't you! Cheers JennieG |
