BS: Make your own slogan!

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff
Date: 25 Mar 07 - 10:23 PM

Great site Liz! I can't post any of the slogans I came up with though.

Peter

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: *daylia*
Date: 25 Mar 07 - 08:00 AM

Just put "Jesus" in the box, and got "You Need a Jesus".

8-)

(In light of the above, no doubt)

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: *daylia*
Date: 25 Mar 07 - 07:54 AM

Men Can't Help Acting On Daylia.

(ooooooooooo boy......)

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Mar 07 - 01:15 PM

Join the collective solitude of donuel's art.

Traitors of the Constitution
haven't the right to call donuel unpatriotic.

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Mar 07 - 11:07 AM

Biting the hand that feeds donuel
:

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: autolycus
Date: 24 Mar 07 - 10:33 AM

Just went back to the site to add to my favourites and found.



    IT TAKES A TOUGH MAN TO MAKE A TENDER DOOM.




That's even better than an old New Statesman competition winner whgere the idea was to come up with a meaningless proverb. It ran,


    He digs deepest who deepest digs.






      Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: autolycus
Date: 24 Mar 07 - 10:29 AM

I love the Bilateral thinking puzzles,e.g.

Q. A man is sitting in bed. He makes a phone-call,says nothing, and then goes to sleep. Why?


























    A. The man lived on a houseboat and had run out of fresh water.





          So ovious if you think about it , for about 794 years.






    L...ingOL


               Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: autolycus
Date: 24 Mar 07 - 10:14 AM

tried again - got

    Good Honest Autolycus

    Since 1896




    How the hell it knew beats me.




       Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: terrier
Date: 24 Mar 07 - 04:26 AM

I got:

How do you eat YOUR Terrier







I don't think I like this game............

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Bee
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 08:57 PM

The first one I got was

That's Handy, Harry, Put it in the Bee!

er...

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 08:37 PM

Sat down with my wife, and put her name in:
"I just love being in a...."
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a...."

Laughed 'til I cried.

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 11:35 AM

LOL Liz!!

I got

Its always good to talk to castphiddle
I'm a secret catsphiddle drinker
I want my catsphiddle
Only catsphiddle has the answer
The catsphiddle effect
The biggest catsphiddle pennies can buy...Hmm.....well....I'm getting pretty big at the moment!!

Oh dear, I could have such fun!

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 05:28 AM

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the blue tits.


Think I'm going to refil their feeder anyway...

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 05:21 AM

Couldn't resist....

All work and no blue tits makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no blue tits makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no blue tits makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no blue tits makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no blue tits makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no blue tits makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no blue tits makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no blue tits makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no blue tits makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no blue tits makes Jack a dull boy.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 05:16 AM

Bearing in mind the impact my ornithological exploits have had, I tried a few phrases and thread titles...

The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Blue Tits.

Get Back Your 'Ooo' With Great Tits.

Great Tits, the Other White Meat.

This Is The Age Of The Coal Tits.

Did Somebody Say Coal Tits?

Any Time, Any Place, Pussy, Tits And Fat Balls.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a pussy, tits and fat balls.

I love the smell of pussy, tits and fat balls in the morning.

I think I better stop there....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 12:21 AM

Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Kat. (Wonder if jimmyt does?!)

Life's Pretty Straight Without Kat.(What will my gay friends think?!)

There's First Love, and There's Kat Love.(Meow!)**bg**

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: frogprince
Date: 22 Mar 07 - 10:31 PM

I forgot to mention my least favorite:
"The frogprince with the hole"

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: GUEST,guest
Date: 22 Mar 07 - 10:06 PM

The Guest Effect.

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Joe_F
Date: 22 Mar 07 - 10:04 PM

Make it a Joe_F night.

I wrote a little program once, called teleo, that would generate purposes of life:

The wise were put in this world to instruct the wicked.
The wicked were put in this world to punish the devil.
The rest of you were put in this world to enjoy God.
Beautiful people were put in this world to reprove people.

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 22 Mar 07 - 08:26 AM

i just put 'mudcat' in



Do You, Uh, Mudcat?

Avez-Vous Un Mudcat?

Where Mudcat is a Pleasure.

Nothing Works Better Than a Mudcat.




Damned thing's addictive!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 22 Mar 07 - 07:58 AM

I put in 'Kendall' and got

There's First Love and There's Kendall Love

Super Kendall Is Almost Here

It Makes Your Kendall Smack

Things Happen After A Kendall

All very appropriate, I think.

I got

I Liked The Jacqui.c So Much, I Bought The Company

There's Only One Jacqui.c      (very true)

A Jacqui.c Works Wonders       (very true)

Race For The Jacqui.c


What I want to know is, who gets the idea and spends time putting this stuff out there?

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Alec
Date: 22 Mar 07 - 07:28 AM

Now hands that do dishes can be as soft as your Alec.
Which twin has the Alec?
Gee,Your Alec smells terrific.
Hmmmm.

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Alec
Date: 22 Mar 07 - 07:24 AM

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Alec.
Hang on,they seem to be confusing me with a can of fizzy chemicals,I think I'd better try again.

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: sian, west wales
Date: 22 Mar 07 - 06:15 AM

"A Sian's too wet without one"

Ummm. Maybe not.

sian

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Mar 07 - 02:14 AM

"But wut the heck does "Always after me frogprince" mean? "


try some punctuation...

Always, after me frogprince
Always, after me, frogprince
Always after me, frogprince
Always after, me frogprince

...

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: frogprince
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 11:56 PM

That darn thing is addictive. I think I like my first on best: "It takes a tough man to make a tender frogprince".
"Only the crumbliest flakiest frogprince".
Then there's "Get your frogprince out"
But wut the heck does "Always after me frogprince" mean?

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: JennyO
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 10:11 PM

Ooh, I like these ones:

The Jennyo that smiles back.

The best Jennyo a man can get.

Welcome To Jennyo Country.

Semper Jennyo.

Wow! I Could Have Had a Jennyo!


I like the movie quotes even better! Can you guess which movies these are from? Pretty easy:

Of all the JennyO joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

If I was a JennyO, a perfect JennyO, how would you know it was really me?

I defy you! Come and kneel before JennyO!

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'JennyO' at will to old ladies.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the JennyO Room!

Play it, Sam. Play 'As JennyO Goes By'.

If you build it, JennyO will come.

E.T. phone JennyO.

Well, here's another nice JennyO you've gotten me into!

I love the smell of JennyO in the morning.


You're right, Katlaughing - some of them ARE very suggestive :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 08:05 PM

"You're Never Alone with a Don(Wyziwyg)T.

Bugger, I gave up cigarettes last November

Don (speechless) T.

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: RangerSteve
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 07:41 PM

The Loudest Noise Comes From the Electric Ranger Steve.

Good name for a CD - "Electric Ranger".

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Mr Red
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 05:31 PM

Only Mr Red Has The Answer.

uncanny see my answers

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 05:12 PM

Purple Headed Mountains. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be.

Works for phrases too!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: katlaughing
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 04:08 PM

I think, therefore Katlaughing.

Two Hours of Katlaughing in Just Two Calories.

Katlaughing - Australian for beer!


LOL...some of them are very suggestive!

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Scoville
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 04:01 PM

"Ribbed for her Scoville."

Aaaaack! There's an image I didn't need.

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: dianavan
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 03:51 PM

I guess it wouldn't be quite fair to use the names of other Mudcatters.

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: gnomad
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 03:36 PM

Schh....you know Gnomad.

Not so sure I'll be using that one.

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Becca72
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 03:27 PM

Drinka Pinta Becca a day

?

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 03:19 PM

Because Rapaire is Complicated Enough.

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: dianavan
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 02:30 PM

Its a dianavan adventure.

hmmm.

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: dianavan
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 02:29 PM

You've got questions. We've got dianavan.



I'll try again.

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Ebbie
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 02:27 PM

Don't just book it, Ebbie it.

Ah

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 02:21 PM

You get a different one each time - so if you don't like the first one you can have another go.

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: katlaughing
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 02:07 PM

What a riot! Several made me LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: jeffp
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 01:52 PM

It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Jeffp.

I kind of like it, Frank Perdue be damned!

Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: autolycus
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 01:42 PM

I got

   Whatever you're into

   Get into Autolycus



       They said it,not me.





    Ivor

Subject: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 01:31 PM

Someone sent me this (Thanks, Tallships!) and it's a hoot...

Put your Mudcat cookie into this generator and see what you get out!

Apparently, there is only one Squeak and everyone deserves a Limpit today!

LTS