Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Cluin Date: 08 Aug 07 - 01:27 PM Then there are those bruises that show up after a fun night and you're not sure where the came from... U.P.I. = Unidentified Party Injury |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Liz the Squeak Date: 08 Aug 07 - 01:24 PM Kendall - she may not have, but I nearly did!!! A friend at work had to explain why he was sporting a sling and a black eye... he told everyone the frequent answer - he fell down a step. He later divulged the true and less frequent answer to me. He and his lady friend were engaged in a little sporting fixture which involved twin beds pushed together. They got rather enthusiastic, the beds shot apart, he ended up dislocating his shoulder as he landed on the floor between them, and blackened his eye on her knee as he went. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Aug 07 - 12:53 PM "You must be joking." |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: kendall Date: 08 Aug 07 - 08:14 AM "I do." |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Splott Man Date: 08 Aug 07 - 07:41 AM "Wait and see" courtesy of my mum |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: kendall Date: 08 Aug 07 - 07:27 AM I fell down and stepped on it. If it was up your ass you'd know. It's not my turn to watch it. True story, I swear... Some years ago, I was having a problem with my knee, and a neighbor loaned me a big magnetic bandage. Wearing it on the outside, I walked into a little store, and a nosy woman asked what I did to my knee. This is what I told her.."My wife and I were doing it like dogs and she ran up under the porch." I thought she would be offended, but, she laughed right out loud. She may have wet her knickers...I didn't check. |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: GUEST,not very good guitar player Date: 08 Aug 07 - 07:02 AM Its in the post Yo Blud! |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: GUEST,PMB Date: 08 Aug 07 - 04:26 AM You can put it where the sun don't shine. |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Gurney Date: 07 Aug 07 - 08:26 PM I am unable to answer because of ignorance and indifference. Or a translation thereof. |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: frogprince Date: 07 Aug 07 - 07:00 PM two hairs past a freckle |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Cluin Date: 07 Aug 07 - 03:51 PM "Shut up!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Bill D Date: 07 Aug 07 - 01:42 PM "In just a few more months, we'll know if the Surge is working!" (given every few weeks) |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: JennyO Date: 07 Aug 07 - 11:48 AM As old as my tongue and as young as my teeth. A wigwam for a goose's bridle. Because Y is a crooked letter and you can't make it straight. So's Christmas. |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: GUEST,Squeaky at work Date: 07 Aug 07 - 08:09 AM No, now get back in there and don't make me get the hose! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: GUEST,CrazyEddie Date: 07 Aug 07 - 08:01 AM Upstairs in a pie-tent in Ardfert. Up in Nellie's room behind the wallpaper. As far as turn-back(where the geese walk bare-foot). |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: GUEST,CrazyEddie Date: 07 Aug 07 - 07:59 AM |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 07 Aug 07 - 07:39 AM "Am I In, Love?" |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Little Hawk Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:51 PM What's it look like I'm doing? |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Cluin Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:35 PM Two weeks. |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Little Hawk Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:29 PM "12 inches." |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Little Hawk Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:28 PM What???? |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Severn Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:24 PM LOVE! Blowing In The Wind! Yo Mama! If it doesn't rain. Not tonight, I have a headache! C'est la vie! In your dreams! I know you are, but what am I? Yes, of course I love you..... ...and for 8-Ball owners: Ask Again Later Signs point to yes. |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Donuel Date: 06 Aug 07 - 11:38 AM ...to spend more time with his family |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: MaineDog Date: 06 Aug 07 - 10:11 AM No, but if you start it, I'll join in. The dog did it. MD |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Bert Date: 06 Aug 07 - 09:41 AM Mom used to say "Under my arm hanging on a kiss curl" |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: EBarnacle Date: 06 Aug 07 - 09:28 AM Very well, half of the __________ are not thieves. |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Cluin Date: 06 Aug 07 - 09:08 AM "Don't know. Don't care." (aka "Fuck you for asking. Fuck you very much.") |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: GUEST,fudged Date: 06 Aug 07 - 08:31 AM 'I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago' 'The minister is unavailable for comment' 'it is not the government's policy to comment on intelligence matters' It could get worse, better stop there:) |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 06 Aug 07 - 07:42 AM Toe Jam Sandwiches. |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Mr Happy Date: 06 Aug 07 - 07:23 AM ...........as well as can be expected under prevailing circumstances |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: JennyO Date: 06 Aug 07 - 07:18 AM There and back to see how far it is. (one of my grandfather's) |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: GUEST,PMB Date: 06 Aug 07 - 06:51 AM In a bottle on the roof. I've got a bone in my arm. I'll think about it. A jump at the pantry door and a bite at the latch. Gone to see a man about a dog. |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: catspaw49 Date: 06 Aug 07 - 06:05 AM Too early to tell, too late to care. Go fuck yourself. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Rusty Dobro Date: 06 Aug 07 - 05:17 AM LTS - LOL! |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:17 AM Ah, but dead birds don't fall out of nests. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Rusty Dobro Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:00 AM You don't NEED another guitar! It's more than me job's worth. Were you going to do it with THAT? |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Aug 07 - 02:25 AM Well, it looks like a willy... just smaller. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Aug 07 - 02:22 AM Did you check down the back of the sofa yet? Although that does actually cover both question and answer... It's almost invariably under the piano, if it's not down the back of the sofa. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: JennyO Date: 05 Aug 07 - 11:51 PM Not till after your dinner. Probably somewhere in your mess of papers. In the microwave thawing out. You had it last. Same place it always goes. |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: John O'L Date: 05 Aug 07 - 09:35 PM Can't afford it this week. Where you dropped it last time. |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Col K Date: 05 Aug 07 - 07:06 PM Why not? |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Rowan Date: 05 Aug 07 - 06:59 PM Why!!!!!? |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Bill D Date: 05 Aug 07 - 06:48 PM "Good enough for government work." "Close enough for folk music." "What was the question?" |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Peace Date: 05 Aug 07 - 06:34 PM Suck rocks! |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: SussexCarole Date: 05 Aug 07 - 06:34 PM "In a minute" |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Bill D Date: 05 Aug 07 - 06:27 PM "No, officer, I didn't see any sign." |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: GUEST,mg Date: 05 Aug 07 - 06:24 PM Plantar fasciitis. |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Liz the Squeak Date: 05 Aug 07 - 05:15 PM 42 LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 05 Aug 07 - 04:57 PM "Up yours, Jack!" And less provocative: "I'll think about it." Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Peace Date: 05 Aug 07 - 03:31 PM |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Rusty Dobro Date: 05 Aug 07 - 03:26 PM Because I said so! No, sorry, I don't play requests. Not if you were the last man in the world! |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: autolycus Date: 05 Aug 07 - 03:24 PM Fine thanks. And you? Ivor |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: pdq Date: 05 Aug 07 - 02:06 PM "Error Occurred While Processing Request" |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Cluin Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:59 PM The computer software won't let me input that information. Just ignore it this month and it should be straightened out for the next statement. |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: pdq Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:51 PM 21 |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Alice Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:50 PM Two answers I get a lot... Maybe. and Come back later. |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Alice Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:48 PM Yes! |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Emma B Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:48 PM Ask your mother! |
Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:43 PM No! |
Subject: BS: Frequently given answers From: Bert Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:37 PM Because! |