BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: Charley Noble
Date: 05 Mar 10 - 09:34 AM

If only a charitable nun had taken him in hand.

Nasty Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Mar 10 - 09:14 AM

Nah, he's a banjo player without a girl friend.

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: GUEST,tealeaf
Date: 05 Mar 10 - 07:20 AM

Perhaps he was an ex Pedi priest,calling a choir boy.

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: gnu
Date: 04 Mar 10 - 04:15 PM

That`s baaaaad.

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Mar 10 - 03:39 PM

Thou shalt not fornicate with thy neighbour's goat.

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: kendall
Date: 04 Mar 10 - 03:02 PM

Thou shalt not steal.

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: PoppaGator
Date: 04 Mar 10 - 02:24 PM

refresh

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: Mickey191
Date: 10 Nov 07 - 10:19 AM

Nasty Barry, You're no fun! Don't think there were any priests there.

I think our indigent, homeless horny friend does not swing that way. He wanted the luscious,lewd,lubricous female voice to cheer him on his way. To show him the way to a new and better day. To give him hope. He sits now in a cell with no one to talk to. The poor wretch.

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: Barry Finn
Date: 10 Nov 07 - 12:08 AM

Couldn't he have just talked to one of the "on call priests"? After all, aren't a good percentage of them in the business on the side/sly anyway?

NastyBarry

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: topical tom
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 11:33 AM

Gives a new meaning to "hotline", doesn't it?

       Homeless and horny? Dial 1-800-FREE F**K.

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: Dave Swan
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 06:58 PM

Quick, somebody wake Catspaw.

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 05:01 PM

The thing to do when homeless & horny is to use one's natural charm and wit to open doors....like Shane does...

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 04:30 PM

(It looks like I'm a guest again!! Am gettin' sick of this...)

Bill D,
I do hope that the "hand divine" in your song helped him to get what he was wanting from the sex line.

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: PoppaGator
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 06:14 PM

I think hell is an inordinately "stiff" punishment for simply quoting a traditional spiritual lyric.

Now, purgatory? Maybe...

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: Wesley S
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 09:10 AM

Maybe it was the Mary Magdaline Hotline.

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: topical tom
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 09:04 AM

Perhaps therapy by phone?

   
    For God press 1
   
    For Marie press 2

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: Peace
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 08:12 AM

"Does that sound a bit stiff?"

You tryin' to say he got through?

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: Mickey191
Date: 06 Nov 07 - 11:35 PM

UPDATE: He keeps asking for his "free" call!

The Church was the "Alliance Church in Valley Cottage, NY. Verizon is negotiating the charges with the Church.

There is no bail. Does that sound a bit stiff? Some killers can post bail.

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Nov 07 - 10:16 PM

This sounds a lot like something Shane would do.

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: Deckman
Date: 06 Nov 07 - 10:00 PM

Maybe he was getti' what he was praying for? Bad bad Bob

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: Sorcha
Date: 06 Nov 07 - 09:54 PM

Is this the new Dial A Prayer?

I'm with Whiz here, I think it's a riot!

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: Amos
Date: 06 Nov 07 - 09:36 PM

Hell, the man's from N'Orleans...he's already been there!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: Bee
Date: 06 Nov 07 - 08:18 PM

Poppagator, you are goin' to hell, ya know!

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: PoppaGator
Date: 06 Nov 07 - 06:45 PM

Jesus is on the mainline; tell Him what you want!

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: bobad
Date: 06 Nov 07 - 06:36 PM

The phone numbers were likely on speed dial.

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Nov 07 - 06:29 PM

Eeeewww...

"Please hold"

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Nov 07 - 06:28 PM

Boggles the mind. Two days in a row????

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: Peace
Date: 06 Nov 07 - 06:27 PM

Guess it wasn't a collect call, huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Nov 07 - 06:24 PM

I think it's a riot, and I'm forwarding it to our parish secretary!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Nov 07 - 06:16 PM

he's in the wrong place.

"Carnal combinations cannot get control
Of this line to glory, anchored in the soul;
Storm and trial cannot disconnect the line,
Held in constant keeping by the Father's hand divine."
   Refrain:
Telephone to glory, oh, what joy divine!
I can feel the current moving on the line,
Built by God the Father for His loved and own,
We may talk to Jesus through this royal telephone."

Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 06 Nov 07 - 06:11 PM

The church won't think it's funny because those sex chat lines are expensive!

Subject: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do?
From: Mickey191
Date: 06 Nov 07 - 06:08 PM

Local CBS Eve.News- A homeless man was found yesterday using a phone in a Church office. A secretary told him to leave. She did not report it to the police. Today he once more broke in, and was caught using the phone again. This time the cops were called and he was arrested. A trace of the phone records proved he was calling sex chat lines.

Where there's a will, there's a way. Am I the only one who thinks this is weirdly funny?