BS: McCain and smeg

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 01:41 PM

I would also suggest that George W. Bush be interred in such a fridge at whatever time he leaves this world, said fridge to be placed upright in a tomb in Arlington National Cemetery, of course, as an inspiration to future generations.

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 01:33 PM

This is excellent. The refrigeration industry had not really addressed the longstanding problem of keeping smegma from 'going bad' before its due date. It has quite a limited shelf life. (Just ask Shane...) But now they have addressed the problem, and John McCaine is no doubt standing foursquare in support of this useful iniative.

At least I hope he is.

I want to see one of those fridges with the Star and Stripes motif, and I trust that McCaine will see to it ASAP.

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: Micca
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 11:55 AM

with that distinctive cheesy aroma?

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 11:48 AM

Wonder if I could find one used and barely working - that would be the best.

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: Bob the Postman
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 10:32 AM

Is it true that the same actor who played Rimmer also played the role of Tony Blair? Just wondering.

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: Michael
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 06:35 AM

So what was Lister suggesting when he called Rimmer a 'smeg-head'? Leaves a nasty taste in the mouth!

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: Bert
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 09:55 PM

Smeg McCain!

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: Dead Horse
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 08:57 PM

Can you get a plain white square fridge-magnet to stick on it please.

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 04:34 PM

Paint is cheap. Get some masking tape and go for it on the old Kitchenaid.

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: CarolC
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 03:27 PM

The 'buy it now' price on this one is £350.00

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Union-Jack-Smeg-Fridge_W0QQitemZ260217054867QQcmdZViewItem

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 02:21 PM

A crappy gift not to be matched. Nirvana!

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 02:16 PM

Or maybe 859lbs..........or you could do it 859# as well. Or you could just say it is a whole fockin' lot too much for a shitty looking freezer with a Union Jack on it. I think that would work best for me............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: CarolC
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 01:22 PM

Heh... I should have done it this way - the price is £859.00.

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: CarolC
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 01:20 PM

The red, white, and blue one is 859 pounds, but I imagine that shipping will add significantly to the total cost.

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 08:22 AM

How much is the red, white and blue one? I would love to give Kendall and Jacqui an anniversary gift.

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: skarpi
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 07:45 AM

jesus I hope you do not vote for another Republicperson ??
have you not got enough ????


no money into the healthcare , nothin into the school s
and so on

but everything goes to WAR all the money is that what you all want ??

and dont for get that people are loosin their houses ...........
what a scout the repubublican party ??

sorry just my thoughts

in a song , its said " the devil went down to georgia "
I think he got lost and went to white house .


All the best Skarpi Iceland

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: Stu
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 07:33 AM

Could put you off cheese for life . . .

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 07:11 AM

Why do I fear its the latter? Well, at least its you and not Gargoyle.........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: Michael
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 07:10 AM

A song for both of you:- 'Look what they've done to my SMEG, Ma'

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 06:38 AM

Humble apologies oh master, I did not notice you had been there before me. They do say that 'great minds think alike', but there is also the second line to that old saw, and that is, 'but fools seldom differ'.
The choice is yours :)

G

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 05:53 AM

Sorry Giok.......There's a rule against using the same joke on a thread more than once in every 25 posts.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: CarolC
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 05:33 AM

Michael, I don't think I'm the right person to answer that question. If you are concerned, you probably should see your doctor.

;-P

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 05:03 AM

Surely you've heard of SMEG Ma?

G

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: Michael
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 04:21 AM

CarolC:- Is 'Red Smeg' infectious?

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: CarolC
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 01:28 AM

If you don't like it in red, you can always get it in Red White and Blue. (Looks like a coffin with a flag draped over it, doesn't it?)

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 11:27 PM

Aw geeziz Q............I checked that page and I'll be having nightmares for a month. I dunno' which clicky was worse though...Yours or Carol's which was pretty frightening as well!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: CarolC
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 11:23 PM

I want a SMEG fridge...

http://www.ogormans.co.uk/FAB10R.jpg

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: number 6
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 10:45 PM

Oh ... BTW, McCain chips are part of the Mccain family world empire whose headquarters in Florenceville, New Brunswick, Canada.

florenceville

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 10:38 PM

I tried looking them up, Catsp.., but couldn't find any company by that name making appliances.

Miass (Russia), a company that makes weather predictions.

But how about these women from Miass, Russia?
Look through these selections. Just the honey for you!

Miass Women

One of them is looking for a REAL MAN! Don't disappoint her.

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: number 6
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 10:30 PM

Schmengies are gregarious plka loving characters from Lutonia.

cabbage rolls and coffee ..... mmmmm, mmmmm ,mmmmm

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 10:04 PM

Thanks Q......So who makes the Miass Appliances?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: Sorcha
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 08:55 PM

You mean it's NOT Smeagol???? Or even Smaug? Oh gee....I was all primed.

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 08:29 PM

SMEG is Smalterie Metallurgiche Emillane Guastalla, one of Italy's largest manufacturers of appliances. They sell worldwide, with branches in UK and Australia. They are often billed as leading the industry in design and aesthetics; their ranges are especially well-known but the simple, retro-style fridges were what originally made them known. In America, the name Omega is used for some if not all of their ranges and sinks. In America, showrooms are planned, but some premium appliance stores already have their products.

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: Peace
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 07:38 PM

It's gems backwards, Spaw.

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 07:35 PM

Sounds like something the public health nurse at school warns you to clean regularly. . .

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 06:57 PM

You gotta' be kiddin' me............You have a freezer named SMEG?

..... LMAO.....What do you store in a Smeg freezer? I can just hear the ad...........
Wow Mom, you bought you a new freezer? So what are you going to put in your Smeg Ma?

Any food storage devices branded Miass? You could say, "I have a turkey in Miass."

Smeg.......geeziz.........I love it!!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: Folkiedave
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 06:55 PM

Of course there is a connection - one makes frozen chips and the other is a freezer company.

Subject: RE: BS: McCain and smeg
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 06:40 PM

He does look a bit like Kryten doesn't he?

G.

Subject: BS: McCain and smeg
From: melodeonboy
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 06:33 PM

No, not, as it happens, a reference to the new Republican leader in America, but to the McCain chips advert on the Yahoo home page which asks us to click to win a new Smeg freezer (!!!!). Is there a connection between McCain chips and smeg?????

Comments, please!