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BS: Viagra v. The Taliban
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Don Firth Date: 31 Dec 08 - 03:24 PM Make love, not war. . . ? Don Firth It's hard and it's hard, ain't it hard. . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Mr Red Date: 31 Dec 08 - 06:48 AM are the Taliban an ethnicity? or a religion? ethnicity says nothing about beliefs, religion is nothing without them. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Riginslinger Date: 30 Dec 08 - 10:09 PM Sanity - Isn't it politically incorrect to attack an ethnicity that cuts off clits? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 30 Dec 08 - 03:56 AM Finally,..Now they can fuck themselves over...and over..and over...and over...maybe even leave the young boys alone...and even stop cutting off the clits of the women.....Perhaps, even find out that the rest of the world has moved beyond the 10th century! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Neil D Date: 30 Dec 08 - 01:48 AM q. What happens if you give Viagra to the Taliban? a. They get taller. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Donuel Date: 30 Dec 08 - 12:15 AM Keith Richards - stoned to death but keeps on playing. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Charley Noble Date: 29 Dec 08 - 08:18 PM There was a hakim from Kandahar, Whose tool was somewhat ajar But with one little pill blue, He restored his screw, And now he's prince of the casbah. Cheerily, Charley ignoble |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Amos Date: 29 Dec 08 - 01:59 PM Mohammed, the lord of the nations, Exhorts us to shy from temptation! But sin + Viagra Has more force than Niagara WHich alters the whole calculation! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: John MacKenzie Date: 29 Dec 08 - 01:08 PM And Mick Jagger |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: John MacKenzie Date: 29 Dec 08 - 01:07 PM I blame Bill Haley |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Bill D Date: 29 Dec 08 - 12:32 PM "...punishable by stoning to death." makes living near "Rock Creek" a mixed blessing, huh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Donuel Date: 29 Dec 08 - 11:48 AM Islam directs its followers to avoid temptation by eliminating the opportunity for temptation in the outside world and not just within ones self, ergo the hiding of women in burkas etc. Viagra would be judged by clerics to enhance temptation and therefore be against the teachings of the big Mo. PS Calling him the big Mo is also blasphemey punishable by stoning to death. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: John MacKenzie Date: 29 Dec 08 - 11:33 AM Didn't know there was one Susan |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: wysiwyg Date: 29 Dec 08 - 11:09 AM There once was a feller named Bill Penned Limericks about a blue pill. When admired, "How you dare, man, To insult the Taliban!" He grinned, "'course I can, so I will!" This is called good writing that scans without pissing the contest. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Bill D Date: 29 Dec 08 - 10:40 AM ♫I try to remember those days when my member Was strong and quick and oh, so mellow.... .....try to remember, and if you remember, Then follow..."♫ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: John MacKenzie Date: 29 Dec 08 - 10:26 AM The "Blue Re-membered Pills" ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Bill D Date: 29 Dec 08 - 10:18 AM Charley... ok...'some' :>)) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Bill D Date: 29 Dec 08 - 10:16 AM hmmm...needs some editing There was this Penned Limericks about a blue pill Asked "how dare you man, Insult the Taliban?" He replied, "'cos I can, and I will!" *this is called 'telling it like it is' |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: John MacKenzie Date: 29 Dec 08 - 09:31 AM There was this young* fellow named Bill Penned Limericks about a blue pill When asked how dare you man, Be rude to the Taleban He said, 'cos I can, and I will Young* .....This is called poetic licence ¦¬] |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Charley Noble Date: 29 Dec 08 - 09:20 AM Bill D- Not a bad start. I think the last line would work better if it read "Or the rest will be wanting SOME too!" The old wife was in the parlor eating bread and honey, Her husband was in her chambermaid and she was in the money! Singing "Oh, Viagra! Love 'em little blue pills!" Cheerily, Charley Ignoble |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Bill D Date: 29 Dec 08 - 06:06 AM "A gourmand, while dining at Crew, Found quite a large mouse in his stew. Said the waiter, "Don't shout and wave it about, Or the rest will be wanting one, too!" "An old warlord, with wives more than two Was 'restored' with tablets of blue Said the Colonel, "Don't shout and wave it about, Or the rest will be wanting one, too!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Mr Red Date: 29 Dec 08 - 03:49 AM well it certainly won't put them off their stroke............ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: GUEST,bankley Date: 28 Dec 08 - 06:43 PM another NATO boner |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Amos Date: 28 Dec 08 - 06:16 PM Hey man...ain't got no time for that bomb shit, ya know...? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Riginslinger Date: 28 Dec 08 - 04:43 PM "And once again we the American public, will be screwed." Only if our partner buys some... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: gnu Date: 28 Dec 08 - 12:14 PM Keep a stiff upper lip? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: John MacKenzie Date: 28 Dec 08 - 11:36 AM $300 per dose! That's a bit stiff innit? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: SINSULL Date: 28 Dec 08 - 10:58 AM Has anyone asked what the government is paying for the viagra? Probably $300 per dose. And once again we the American public, will be screwed. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: wysiwyg Date: 28 Dec 08 - 08:22 AM Hm, I think we oughtta develop a brand of bottled water to send into hostage situations that contains not Viagra, but a sedative.... You know, where it would be in there but labeled as generic bottled water. Human beans bein' what we are tho it would soon lead to tranked kids, bosses, spouses.... Hmmmm............ ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Charley Noble Date: 28 Dec 08 - 08:16 AM Oh, Taliban, oh Taliban, What makes you stand so tall? Oh, Taliban, oh Taliban, You can shoot right o'er the wall! Oh, dear! Charley Ignoble |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Amos Date: 28 Dec 08 - 12:12 AM I always knew this would come to a bad end... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Art Thieme Date: 27 Dec 08 - 10:58 PM For stand-up comedy, that is "speak softly and carry a big shtick." Art Thieme |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Peace Date: 27 Dec 08 - 10:48 PM Standup guys, huh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Riginslinger Date: 27 Dec 08 - 10:19 PM That was the Teddy Roosevelt approach: Speak softly and carry a big stick! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Ed T Date: 27 Dec 08 - 03:38 PM Viagra and crack will lead them to their grave. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: gnu Date: 27 Dec 08 - 03:10 PM Ewe wish. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Charley Noble Date: 27 Dec 08 - 02:24 PM Very, very bad! "Do you herd sheep?" me father asked. Me mother leapt in fright; "Ye're faither's wrong," she declared, "Have you heard sheep is right!" Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: bobad Date: 27 Dec 08 - 01:48 PM Not to mention the sheep. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Alice Date: 27 Dec 08 - 01:43 PM Those poor women already have enough to deal with. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: John MacKenzie Date: 27 Dec 08 - 01:28 PM Yup, give them democracy, then they can hold erections. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 27 Dec 08 - 12:53 PM Is that what they call hard intelligence? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Ed T Date: 27 Dec 08 - 12:18 PM Oviously, hardened fighters |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: John MacKenzie Date: 27 Dec 08 - 11:27 AM Just remembered a typical Glasgow challenge to a fight 'C'mon then pal, if ye think ye're hard enough' ¦¬] |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: John MacKenzie Date: 27 Dec 08 - 11:26 AM It will stiffen their resolve |
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Subject: RE: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Bee Date: 27 Dec 08 - 10:05 AM Probably a curse for the women targetted by these fading old buggers. |
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Subject: BS: Viagra v. The Taliban From: Bobert Date: 27 Dec 08 - 09:50 AM Hey, we don't need no surge of troops in Afganistan... Seems that the US forces are collecting all kinds od actionalble intellegence from the Afgan warlords and elders on the Taliban by... ...giving them, ahhhhhh, Viagra pills in exchange for information??? Hmmmmmmm??? Brings new meaning to "Give *piece* a chance..." LOL... Fact is stranger than fiction... B;~) |
