BS: cricket club at Sidders

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 07:34 PM

Possibly, if you go swimming in the wrong place... when the water gets suddenly warm, close your mouth and back stroke out of there!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 05:57 PM

Can you get Lyme Disease from Lyme Bay?

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 04:55 PM

Poem 115 of 230: SUNDAY CRICKET AND BERRIES - SUMMER 2000

From a bus (ninety-eight -
    Bury to Manchester),
I got off at the gate
    Of Hamilton Road Park,
Where in situ I ate
    Several blackberries
(The taste too good to wait),
    Before making my way
To a further park-gate,
    From where briefly I watched
How Stand's cricketers rate.

From http://walkaboutsverse.sitegoz.com (e-scroll)
Or http://blogs.myspace.com/walkaboutsverse (e-book)

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: The Barden of England
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 02:08 PM

All them bunnies - Yum Yum. Chopped into quarters and doused in Olive Oil, with paprika, chopped and diced green peppers, with a few capers, a dash of salt and pepper, then 'bunged' in the oven in an earthenware dish. Sizzling Bunny.
As for the Sidders Cricket club, it does have wonderful views over Lyme Bay.
John Barden

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Rasener
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 01:10 PM

Ah well it doesn't include me then as I am poor.


I have to say that cricket is a more intelligent form of baseball. You don't have to b erich to be intelligent, but it does help :-)

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: vectis
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 11:11 AM

Rugbies mating, the mind boggles. Looks like I could well have a more interesting stay than I anticipated..

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 10:25 AM

Well it is a part of our history here in the States where, as you can see, running rabbits is a time honored pasttime practiced by only the upper classes as you can see. I will forego any pictures of the other endeavor.........................


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Rasener
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 10:16 AM

You seem to know a lot about that Spaw :-)

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: The Barden of England
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 08:51 AM

catspaw49's eloquent description of cricket also goes for baseball of course :-)
John Barden

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 08:24 AM

You forgot howling at the moon.

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 08:20 AM

Its because that anyone with an interest in Cricket would also eat shit and run rabbits.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Rasener
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 03:16 AM

Shouldn't this be up above.
I would have thought a better response would have been obtained if the title was changed a bit.
e.g.
Sidmouth Folk Week - Camping

Most people switch off if they see topics on cricket. Although I don't know why.

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: MBSLynne
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 03:11 AM

I was reading this with..er..interest but no intention of joining in, but the image of hulking great rugbies mating was just too much for me!!

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: John J
Date: 28 Jun 09 - 05:57 PM

You could try the golf club temporary camp site at the top of the hill (past the observatory). It cost us £7 - £8 a night for car, caravan and two adults last year. Although it's a bit far to walk, there's a festival bus that runs until WELL past midnight.

It's certainly my site of preference and I hope to be there again this year.

John

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Micca
Date: 28 Jun 09 - 01:15 PM

Well, I think he'd been licking toads!!!!! (I said TOADS, Spaw Before you start)

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Jun 09 - 12:57 PM

I don't think he drinks it......Sounds more like something he either injected or took anally..................

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Gervase
Date: 28 Jun 09 - 03:54 AM

Er, may I have a pint of whatever it is that Rapaire's drinking? ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jun 09 - 10:54 PM

A club for rugbies...sort of like canaries, I fancy, or budgies. Little cages full of exotic rugbies singing their little hearts out, folks swapping them around for mating purposes, little old ladies sipping tea and discussing some of the great rugbies of the past.

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Morticia
Date: 27 Jun 09 - 06:06 AM

We couldn't book into the rugby club Mary, full already.

And all the rest of you reprobates, just wait. That is all. Just wait.

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Jun 09 - 02:30 AM

Don't park on the wicket.. they don't like it.

Side order of BS, extra strong for table 3!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 09:22 PM

Can't we all just get alone??

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Micca
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 07:02 PM

Switched from the "flanneled fools" to the "muddied oafs" Mary?

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: vectis
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 06:27 PM

Take plenty of dosh with you. the views are great, the showers hot and the welcome warm but it costs. I have moved to the Rugby Club.

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 04:21 PM

Maybe Morti could bounce your balls while you jack off!

What say ye Mort?

(Aren't you glad you started this thread?)



Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 01:59 PM

I tried that once, but I skinned my knuckles grabbing the jacks.

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 01:53 PM

Why not bounce YOUR balls off some concrete?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 01:50 PM

Don't drop your jacks so hard and they won't sink. But the ball WILL bounce off a wooden pad better than dirt.

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Phot
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 12:36 PM

Take a couple of wooden pads, about six inches square to stop your jacks sinking into the ground.

Wassail!! Chris

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Morticia
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 12:24 PM

You know I love you all dearly, don't you...but you are rubbish at advice.

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Rasener
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 11:21 AM

>>any tips or sage advice would be most welcome<<

Remove the back legs before placing the crickets in the frying pan, having brought the oil up to the right temperature. mix the SAGE with raw onion and then chop finely. Add this to the crickets in the frying pan and stir for a couple of minutes.
Drain fat from frying pan and then tip the contents of the pan onto a plate with kitchen roll on. get a bread roll and butter it then add the cooked crickets onto the bread roll. Eat and enjoy.

Pictures of the cricket club.
http://www.sidmouthcricketclub.co.uk/gallery/gallery.htm

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Newport Boy
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 09:52 AM

The crickets are a pest, not pets, Rap. The club is to squash them.

Phil

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 09:34 AM

Geeziz Rap.....You really are a dumbass aren't you? Pet crickets my ass......Everyone knows its the UK Buddy Holly Fan Club that meets once a year for a tribute festival. Everyone wears horned rim black glasses and little telecaster name badges.

You just don't know nothin'.......

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 09:25 AM

Why do you have a club for crickets? Do you keep them as pets? Is this something like a dog show -- best of breed and all that?

Subject: BS: cricket club at Sidders
From: Morticia
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 06:50 AM

We are bringing our mobile gin palace...er, I mean campervan to the cricket club for Sidders. Anyone else staying there? Given that it is our first time there, any tips or sage advice would be most welcome.