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BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude

Severn 27 Sep 09 - 07:43 PM
gnu 27 Sep 09 - 01:12 PM
Jean(eanjay) 27 Sep 09 - 01:02 PM
catspaw49 27 Sep 09 - 11:17 AM
Severn 27 Sep 09 - 11:01 AM
olddude 27 Sep 09 - 10:51 AM
Bobert 27 Sep 09 - 10:45 AM
bankley 27 Sep 09 - 10:15 AM
Bobert 27 Sep 09 - 08:05 AM
Severn 27 Sep 09 - 08:03 AM
wysiwyg 27 Sep 09 - 07:43 AM
Azizi 27 Sep 09 - 07:35 AM
Severn 27 Sep 09 - 07:04 AM
gnu 27 Sep 09 - 04:04 AM
ragdall 27 Sep 09 - 03:48 AM
maeve 27 Sep 09 - 03:18 AM
Sandra in Sydney 27 Sep 09 - 01:50 AM
Severn 27 Sep 09 - 01:18 AM
topical tom 27 Sep 09 - 12:59 AM
katlaughing 26 Sep 09 - 11:58 PM
olddude 26 Sep 09 - 10:34 PM
Azizi 26 Sep 09 - 10:33 PM
Azizi 26 Sep 09 - 10:26 PM
Severn 26 Sep 09 - 10:02 PM
Peace 26 Sep 09 - 09:54 PM
olddude 26 Sep 09 - 09:39 PM
Beer 26 Sep 09 - 09:17 PM
Little Hawk 26 Sep 09 - 09:02 PM
Alice 26 Sep 09 - 08:30 PM
kendall 26 Sep 09 - 08:19 PM
olddude 26 Sep 09 - 06:31 PM
Lizzie Cornish 1 26 Sep 09 - 06:28 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: Severn
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 07:43 PM

Damn! The Lions WON! By the lack of teeth of our 'Skins, alas.....

CHEERS! (revisited)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: gnu
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 01:12 PM

So nice to see old hands back in action... nearly brings water to my eyes, amongst other things.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 01:02 PM

Happy birthday, Dan

Love Jean
xx


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 11:17 AM

You know of course that Joe Offer hates these threads. He claims they're all the same and hence there are too many of them so I led a drive awhile back to assure that each birthday thread is a bit different. This generally involved my making suggestions to the birthdayee such as "Kiss My Ass." Happily this thread shows that 'Catters have learned and post lots of different things!

So now I get the chance to insult Joe instead! Dan, I don't know if you're aware that Joe is a failed priest and also a past federal investigator. Combined with his midwest upbringing, you can readily see why Joe is such a tight ass......a really tight ass! Seriously Man, the guy hasn't shit a turd bigger than a garbanzo in years and even they are twice the size of his balls. I kid you not.......A former love interest of Joe's described his equipment as resembling a melting Fudgcicle flanked bt two Tic-Tacs........

But as to the matter at hand (and you need to get it out of your hand)................

HAPPY BIRTHDAY


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: Severn
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 11:01 AM

So, if Bankley correctly pre-guessed the contents closest at over 38 cents, does his pick win the Pocket Pool?

Or was our Banks merely trying to draw interest?


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: olddude
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 10:51 AM

LOL too funny Thank you my friends


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: Bobert
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 10:45 AM

Yo, Bankley...

Get yer hands outta Oldster's pockets...

(Can't trust nobody these days with "bank" in their name... lol...)

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: bankley
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 10:15 AM

Stephen Baldwin Foster died with 38 cents in his pocket... I'm sure Old Dude is doing better than that...

Happy early Birthday for next year..... big hug... R.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: Bobert
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 08:05 AM

Well, Oldster, I heard that youy and Rita were having a B-day so ya'll make 'um good 'uns, ya hear???

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: Severn
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 08:03 AM

Azizi,

What happens when you wind one of those up?

That is, indeed, the stuff of folklore, and a dolly Salvador could be proud of!......


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: wysiwyg
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 07:43 AM

!!!

~S~H~


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: Azizi
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 07:35 AM

Here's a clean version of that cheer Severn posted earlier:


Olddude once,
Olddude twice,
Old dude
Old dude's
Mighty nice!
Bim Bam,
Alla Kazam!
Ya-a-a-a-ay, OLDDUDE!



BTW, I suppose everyone knows that the Pittsburgh Steelers are the only NFL team which doesn't have official cheerleaders. But we definitely know how to get our cheer on.

Here's a photo of me livin the good life.


:o)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: Severn
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 07:04 AM

Do we get an accompanying photo of Azizi in her cheerleading outfit, one that would put the ladies on the sidelines at the Pittsburgh Steelers games to shame?

Seeing as how Dan lives in Detroit Lions territory, I fear, what with the second longest losing streak in NFL history, that the cheerleaders up there in Detroit may have given up and gone home, even though the Redskins team that they play this week score so few points that they can keep ANYBODY in the game......



Anyway, CHEERS!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: gnu
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 04:04 AM

I am a day late for the belated Bday thread, but happy wishes are still warm. Glad it was a good oneZ!

(PS Thanks for the new song.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: ragdall
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 03:48 AM

Happy belated Birthday, Dan!
...and many, many more.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: maeve
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 03:18 AM

I'm glad you were born, Dan.

maeve


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 01:50 AM

belated birfday greetings for a great birthmonth & year & future!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: Severn
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 01:18 AM

Azizi,

Among a certain group of my friends, the cheer that would've gone up was:


Olddude once,
Olddude twice,
Holy Moses!,
Jesus Christ!
Zim, zam,
God Damn!
Ya-a-a-a-ay, OLDDUDE!

....the folkloric origins of which, I never knew, as it was well in place when I hooked up with these folks.



Alas, it would be more like "Decomposing a**" for poor Stephen Fester as he lies Fostering in his current state. (May they say Masses in de cold, cold ground for him every Sunday)......


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: topical tom
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 12:59 AM

Belated Happy Birthday, Dan! Hope you had a good one and have a good year!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: katlaughing
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 11:58 PM

Happy belated Birthday, Dan! It sure has been nice to have you around here. Hope we do for many more to come!

luvyakat

P.S. That sounds kinda selfish, so...may you get all that you desire and need in the coming year! And, thanks for being here!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: olddude
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 10:34 PM

can't stop laughing ... Severn and Azizi ... priceless thank you


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: Azizi
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 10:33 PM

Though I have to say that I loved Seven's Stephen Forster song.

Stephen Foster's home is right down the road from me, and I'm sure he'd looove that song.

(If not, he betta keep his song composin a** right where it belongs. No offense to Stephen F.'s a** or any other part of his body.)

;o)

Happy Birthday again, Old Dude.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: Azizi
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 10:26 PM

A Stephen Foster song? Naw. Old Dude deserves a cheerleader cheer.


There's no old dude
like our old dude
'Cause our old dude is Great!

[I can't hear you]

There's no old dude
like our old dude
'Cause our old dude is GREAT!

[A little Louder]

There's no OLD DUDE
like our OLD DUDE
'Cause our OLD DUDE is GREAT!!

[A LOT LOUDER]

THERE'S NO OLD DUDE
LIKE OUR OLD DUDE
'CAUSE OUR OLD DUDE IS GREAT!!!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OLD DUDE!!!


-Azizi


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: Severn
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 10:02 PM

Now Older (and Duder) than ever!




.....So, with apologies to Stepher Foster:

Now I'll sing a Birthday song,
Dude-er, Dude-er
For Dan, 'cause Rita would be wrong,
Old-dude-er Day.

I'm late, 'cause I wasn't cued,
Dude-er, Dude-er
Now my greeting's over-dued
For Old-Dude-er Day!

Gwine for fun all night
Gwine for fun all day
Don't get selfish
With those shellfish
Somebody sent from the bay.....




Now Fost-er than ever, too!
(If Stephen Foster was alive today, he'd be screaming and clawing like mad at the top of his coffin!).......


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: Peace
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 09:54 PM

Happy Birthday, Dan.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: olddude
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 09:39 PM

Thank you my friends
Love you all
Dan


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: Beer
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 09:17 PM

Well a very belated Happy Birthday and may you have many more.
Adrien


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 09:02 PM

May you be blessed with copious visitations from friendly Dachshunds! ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: Alice
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 08:30 PM

Many happy returns of the Day!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: kendall
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 08:19 PM

You deserve the best my friend.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: olddude
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 06:31 PM

LOL,
I stopped having them Lizzie ... my waist line can't handle all the cake anymore ...

Thank you ... It was Rita's birthday also ... LOL

Bobert started that tradition ... My kids sent me a shipment of fresh sea food so I did have a great dinner that night ... wow ... King Crab, lobster and scallops ... it was heaven for sure.


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Subject: BS: Happy (late) Birthday, old dude
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 06:28 PM

Dan, I'm real sorry that I overlooked your birthday. I didn't realise it was the same day as Bruce's...

Soooooooo


Hope you had a very Happy Birthday on the 17th September, and thank you for all your kind words to everyone and your lovely songs.

We'll all remember, next year.
Love and hugs,
Lizzie :0)x


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