BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: Bobert
Date: 04 Jun 10 - 06:32 PM

Yeah, Skivz... Does get kinda quiet up here but...

... I was down below this afternoon and them frogs was horny... I mean, they only mate once a year and it's usually i April but these guys had dig in 'casue the pond was dry (at least looked dry) so I reckon they hadn't *had any* for going on 15 months... Now I heard ol' Tom early when the frogs were just getting started but when they all got it going I reckon scared Tom the heck outta here... I mean, he would have prolly looked like Marilyn Monroe in a 50s GI camp to them frogs... Ol' Tom prolly just sneaked away... I woulda... Heck, I didn't want to get too close to them frogs myself... I mean, I just read in the National Enguirer about...

Nevermind, gonna give me bad dreams...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: Skivee
Date: 04 Jun 10 - 03:47 PM

Gull-dang, Mr ex-presidential-candidate Bober5t. You mountain folk can turn anything into porn! I suppose that it gits kinds quiet up in those hollars, huh?
If those two actually go it on the results could be frightening. Imagine the sight of turkey-frogs hopping and flying around the yard, their big sticky tongues snapping up mega-mosquitoes from the side of the feed lot, chirping and gobbling while they flap their way over the fence to prey on the chickens next door. The mega-mosquitoes would be a mistaken experiment by Monsanto that would have terrible consequences later.

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: SINSULL
Date: 04 Jun 10 - 09:18 AM

Do turkeys eat frogs? Maybe he is a'huntin' not a'courtin'.

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: Bobert
Date: 04 Jun 10 - 08:51 AM

Well, ol' Tom is gonna have himself a good ol' day... We had a gully-washer of a rain yesterday and it half filled my dry pond... So last night the frogs dug themselves outta the mud and they are down there just carryin' on this mornin'...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: robomatic
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 10:26 PM

If you give the turkey black, it might!

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 05:24 PM

The chirps of the woodland toads here in the spring have a mating song that starts with a single note and a magor third then adds an extra note week after week until the main event arrives and a major seven augmented 5th chord is sounded at the peak of mating season. The chord is compelling in its volume and urgency for resolution.

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: Melissa
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 04:25 PM

..it's all fun and games until the eggs are born.

Whether she's frog or turkey, the female never quite recovers. She's either shredded or drowned in the process of creating a family.

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: Gurney
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 03:56 PM

Charmion, I had a workmate who had a T-shirt with the legend:
'It's hard to fly like an Eagle when you work with Turkeys!'

He wasn't very popular.

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: Charmion
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 01:13 PM

You know, here in Ontario the turkey is a bye-word for stupid ...

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: GUEST,999
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 11:30 AM

Can a turkey mate with a frog???


Y`ever take a gooood look at Dick Cheney . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: SINSULL
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 11:25 AM

Or Troggs.

Wild thing! You make my heart sing...

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 11:18 AM

They could have made a lovely couple, I think. And their offspring would be known as "fruckeys".

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: Arthur_itus
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 10:08 AM

Was the turkey giving the frog a gobble?

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 09:39 AM

If a mouse will do, why not a turkey?

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: MMario
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 09:25 AM

The tom was just turning the tables on that froggie that went a courting.

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 06:58 AM

God Forbid!

Christmas would never be the same again.

Imagine how you would go about catching a wet, slippery bird that can jump twenty five feet.

Don T

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 03:05 AM

TIA and Frogprince?

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: Gurney
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 02:24 AM

We had a lost young Elephant Seal here who was trying to court the local cows. Elephant seals don't normally come here.

Particularly female ones.

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 02:12 AM

I suppose they can Bobertz........We have some folks around here who are proof that Chimps buttfucked water buffalo........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 12:08 AM

No, but maybe a "rat".

The toms were probably thinking the frogs were hens, Bobert. I think the toms musta been hard of hearin' or somethin'.

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: LadyJean
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 10:47 PM

My sister has a lot of tree frogs near her place, but the turkeys weren't interested.

Now I met a lady who was horrified when a rabbit tried to mate with her cat. The cat was very willing. The lady was shocked and, she told me, called the vet to see if she would have a "cabbit".

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 10:23 PM

Several years ago a bull moose swam about a mile to a small island of Cape Breton. It was believed by government naturalists that he responded to a mating call from the island's foghorn. I horny story but true!

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 10:08 PM

Finally someone here asks a good question...

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: mousethief
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 09:53 PM

This has all the makings of a folk song. King kong kitchy eat your heart out.

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: Ed T
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 09:49 PM

I suspect frogs legs and Turkey legs both taste like chicken?


http://allaboutfrogs.org/

Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 09:32 PM

"What a wonderful bird the frog are..." Google it.

Subject: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog???
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 09:27 PM

Hey, ya'll...

Here's the deal... I was doing a little work yesterday down in my pond fielod and it was trying to rain... Now here in the Blue Ridge Mountian we have lots of tree frogs and when it's just about gettin' ready to rain they will begin chirpin'...

So yesterday was one of those days and one of them tree frogs started chirpin' and next think ya' know I hear a male turkey respondin'... Every time that frog chirped the turkey chirped on back...

No I know that I mihgt have misse a few days in school... Especially those that had to do with, ahhhhhh, you know... Yucky stuff so...

...I rteckon that this turkey had the hots fir this tree frog and was wonderin' if they have a bright future??? 'Er not???

B~