A very important topic

Subject: RE: A very important topic
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Apr 11 - 07:27 PM

Capital Foods is a wholesale operation that features delivery of frozen meat seafood and chicken by contractors with a guranteed replacment policy in the event of power outage.

After a $1,700 purchase we had a 6 day power outage in January.
They would not replace a single item.

The repl;acment policy does not extend to end consumers.

Pepco Electric claimed it was God's fault and they will not help with any losses of life or property as a result of the snow storm.
As we all know electricity does not work in the snow anyway.?




I found a frozen food item in safeway that was pressure pringted (no ink) with an expiration date over a year old,

The manager paid me back but said Safeway is not respondsible for past date food that may be dangerous, the food was from an outside contractor that rents the freezer shelf space. The outside contractors are not respondsible since the food is in the possesion of Safeway.

We further discovered that...

Only the end consumer is respondsible for medical costs or funeral costs as a result of dangerous food.

Subject: RE: A very important topic
From: Mysha
Date: 02 Apr 11 - 04:45 AM

Yes, I opened it. I open threads of people who can't write proper topics on any day of the year. Was there any reason not to do so on the 33rd of March?

Bye
                                                                  Mysha

Subject: RE: A very important topic
From: gnu
Date: 01 Apr 11 - 05:42 PM

Animaterra... that's one great gal! Hehehehehee... good one!

Subject: RE: A very important topic
From: Dorothy Parshall
Date: 01 Apr 11 - 05:25 PM

On 1 April, 1963, I was horrified that my child, already three days late, would be born on April Fool's Day and be teased for it all through school. However, this son, who had been difficult throughout, continued to be so after birth. I told the little guy, quite early, "If anyone teases you about being born on April Fool's Day, you just say - YES! I was. Mother was the fool!" I have heard him use that good line! He is still difficult and a good guy and I'm still -- "MooooTHER!"

Subject: RE: A very important topic
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 01 Apr 11 - 05:15 PM

LoL 〠

Subject: RE: A very important topic
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 01 Apr 11 - 04:20 PM

My darling daughter, who is now 7 weeks away from graduating from college with honors, sent this email today to me, her stepdad, her father, and her stepmother (some names and details to protect, oh, whoever might need protecting):
I want to let you guys in on some of the things I've been thinking about lately, pertaining to my future. Some of you may be aware that the last couple of years at H****** have been difficult for me, with regards to motivating myself and getting myself interested in my studies. I've been doing a lot of soul searching lately about what is right for me and have spoken with several "wise counselors" (my therapist, the dean of Spiritual Life at H******, etc.). I've concluded that college just isn't right for me, and I need to embark on a more independent, less structured life path that allows me to engage with the world in a way that just isn't possible for me at H******. I understand that this may come as a shock to you, since I haven't really mentioned this at all, and I understand if you react with confusion or anger, but I can't keep denying who I am. I've decided to drop out of H******, effective May 21, 2011*






*which happens to be the date of graduation this year...

After 1/16th of a second of panic, I sent her a Raspberry reply   
:-P

Subject: RE: A very important topic
From: Ed T
Date: 01 Apr 11 - 02:46 PM

""What we have here, is a failure to communicate""

Subject: RE: A very important topic
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 01 Apr 11 - 01:28 PM

"April Fool is past and gone
            You're the Fool and I'm none!"

Subject: RE: A very important topic
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 01 Apr 11 - 12:49 PM

Are you offering to put up this brilliant thread of mine as a candidate, Bill?

Only April-fooling ~~ maybe...

Subject: RE: A very important topic
From: Bill D
Date: 01 Apr 11 - 11:49 AM

The Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/P0/

#1 is the infamous BBC "Swiss Spaghetti Harvest"

Subject: RE: A very important topic
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 01 Apr 11 - 11:15 AM

Ebbie: The Merchant Of Venice, Act II, sc ix, line 54 ···

"What's here? The portrait of a blinking idiot...!"

Amazing fellow, old Will. Always the very words wanted...

Subject: RE: A very important topic
From: Ebbie
Date: 01 Apr 11 - 11:03 AM

¢¼¢¼¢¼¢¼¢¼ ❢❢❢❢❢ 〠〠〠〠〠 ? Good gracious! What's that?

Subject: RE: A very important topic
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 01 Apr 11 - 10:29 AM

So glad I made you feel better, Dearest Ebbie ~~~

Double April Fool, though! In ♠♠♠♠♠ ❢❢❢❢❢ 〠〠〠〠〠

Subject: RE: A very important topic
From: Joe Offer
Date: 01 Apr 11 - 02:28 AM

Wait! I'm not done with March yet!

-Joe Offer in California, still March 31, 2011-

Subject: RE: A very important topic
From: Gurney
Date: 01 Apr 11 - 02:25 AM

It is 7:25pm here, mate. Fie, man, fie. Who's the fool now.

Subject: RE: A very important topic
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 01 Apr 11 - 01:51 AM

I open all threads.... did you really think I wouldn't open this one?? Have a nice day all!!

Subject: RE: A very important topic
From: Ebbie
Date: 01 Apr 11 - 01:16 AM

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to ME? Who you callin' fool, fool?

Ah. Now I feel better.

Subject: A very important topic
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 01 Apr 11 - 12:09 AM

Opened this thread, have you?











Yah. April Fool!