BS: we vaporized him

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: Mrrzy
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 09:31 PM

I am reminded of them taking forever to attempt to Xray my kids' dad's head when we thought he had meningitis and heard one tech say to the other We had to turn it up to Nuclear Annihilate to get through THIS guy's skull (he did have extra-dense bones...) and then kinda turn pale when he realized I'd heard him...

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: Bob the Postman
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 09:19 PM

I thought this would be a Bobert thread--something to do with nifty gadgets like these.

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: Wesley S
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 08:39 PM

If you can knock on your wood maybe you aren't so old after all...

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: olddude
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 06:25 PM

Neck is ok now, it was hurting and my hands kept going numb about a year ago .. heck it cleared up without the CT scan :-)

Today was just a general check up to make sure everything is working ..
doing good actually knock on wood

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: GUEST,999
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 06:15 PM

Gnu first: that was to demonstrate the following. Do you know why yer arse is split north/south? It's so you don't go pffffffffffffffffffftttt when you slide down banisters.

Dan: those gowns amaze me, too. But there is method to their madness, else where would real-life pics of people's arses come from if not hospital corridors? Ah? Ah?

On a serious note, what's up with your neck?

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: olddude
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 05:13 PM

Bruce
so true and why the hell do they make me put on one of those show yer arse things when all they wanted to do was CT my neck not my back ..

go figure can't stop laughing .. thank you

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 05:09 PM

I went into a neurologist for a consultation about some bad leg cramps I was having. He gave me a good check-over, and wrote in his response to my doctor that he had ruled out, among other things, demonic possession.

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: gnu
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 05:04 PM

9... I ain't too keen on the arse hangin out pic but if that what it takes to keep Dan around, well, I'll just close my eyes any time you post any more pics.

Yes, I know that didn't make any sense. Is it necessary? On accounta I can go elsewhere and make even less sense. You let me know eh.

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: GUEST,999
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 04:44 PM

Dan before.

Dan now.

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: Lighter
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 04:41 PM

Their conclusion was conceivably correct, but too hasty. A little investigation should have revealed the truth before they sent out the letter.

Inefficiency is everywhere.

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: GUEST,999
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 04:30 PM

I don;t get why you were walking around in a hospital gown with your tush showing, assuming you had the opening in the back. Was it Friday night?

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: olddude
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 04:02 PM

WESLEY
PRICELESS ... that is perfect. LOL

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: Wesley S
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 03:58 PM

Next time leave a note that says - "I was raptured - why weren't you?

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 03:54 PM

The correct reply from your Dr buddie to the hospital is surely

"Thank you for your letter. I am confident that vaporisation was not the cause since it is usually very fast."

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: olddude
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 03:24 PM

I can see through myself ... I am vaporized but still here stuck in another dimension
Invisible Dan ... tee hee

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: gnu
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 02:55 PM

The Invisible Dan?

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: GUEST,999
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 02:52 PM

Dan, where are you? Are you vaporized? Man, the doctors said so. Can people see you now?

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: gnu
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 02:33 PM

Yeah but, did they send ya the bill?

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: Becca72
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 01:24 PM

As someone who works in Radiology I'm glad that at least SOME of them have a sense of humor :-)

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: Megan L
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 01:19 PM

sic a paitent wee soul

Subject: RE: BS: we vaporized him
From: Amos
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 01:18 PM

Glad they have a sense of Yuma out there!

Subject: BS: we vaporized him
From: olddude
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 01:08 PM

Had an appointment today with my Dr buddie. He was going through his file and found this letter. Well about a year or so ago Russ ordered a CT scan on my neck to check the implanted rods and bolts etc. I waited so long in the little room that I got ticked off and left. My doc buddie received this letter:

Dear Dr. xxxx

In regard to your patient Dan, we brought him in from the waiting room and had him change into the hospital gown for the CT Scan that you ordered. Upon our return, all we found was the hospital gown piled in the middle of the floor and no Dan.

Please accept our sincere apologies for we fear we may have inadvertently vaporized him.

Kind Regard
Dr. YYYYY

Radiologist