BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Mar 12 - 11:40 AM

The original JoeBro brown noser!!! Ken!!!! Bro!!! Where ya' been Man?????? TWO FRIGGIN" YEARS AND NOT A WORD!!!!!! I thought you had fallen off the edge at that place in Mississippi where the world ends........................



Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Mar 12 - 11:05 AM

He hath abandoneth MOAB. Let's give him what Louie 16 got!

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Amos
Date: 05 Mar 12 - 04:13 PM

The King Returneth!! All HAil The King!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: gnu
Date: 05 Mar 12 - 02:47 PM

YO, khandu! Where ya been bud?

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: khandu
Date: 05 Mar 12 - 08:52 AM

I have heard too much. I read this before my workweek starts and I know I have just screwed up my whole week. Dangitalltoheck!

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: gnu
Date: 04 Mar 12 - 07:25 PM

"shaskas"

Never heard that term for eyes before.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Don Firth
Date: 04 Mar 12 - 07:20 PM

You ought to see her give a manicure!

(Well--maybe not.)

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 12 - 07:02 PM

A shiksa with pair of good-looking shaskas.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: gnu
Date: 04 Mar 12 - 05:13 PM

What about nose and ear hair and eyebrow shaping.... full service?

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Don Firth
Date: 04 Mar 12 - 05:04 PM

. . . Hemorrhoidectomies. . . .

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Don Firth
Date: 04 Mar 12 - 04:59 PM

My barber and gardener, the young woman I introduced you to a few posts up?

I just found out that she also performs circumcisions. . . .

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: gnu
Date: 03 Mar 12 - 05:15 PM

Spaw... hahahahahehehehehehheeee.

Me too... nice smile. >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Joe_F
Date: 03 Mar 12 - 05:08 PM

"No, no, nurse! I said *prick* his *boil*."

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 09:22 PM

Dual shaskas, by crackey! A true daughter of the Cossacks!

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 07:52 PM

Ya' know, you're kinda' a sick ol' fuck Don.......and I like that about you............


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Don Firth
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 07:41 PM

Let me introduce you to my barber.

She also does a pretty good job of pruning the bushes and mowing the lawn, along with being a pleasure to watch in action.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 05:40 PM

Pass on the deb of yer truck, gn-ze...

Seein' as I don't currently have a horse I figured they wouldn't mind if I used my brother's 6Ton, twin screw, Cat powered military truck, would ya... I mean, they said full metal and 6 tons ain't like feathers...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: gnu
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 01:50 PM

I'll volunteer to let someone ride in the box of my 4X4 but they gotta pay for the gas. GAS, Bobert... GAS.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Don Firth
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 01:39 PM

I would enjoy participating in these medieval tournaments, but I gave up smoting years ago.

Don Firth

with apologies to Allen Sherman.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Bert
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 12:33 PM

...Fortunately I have my own lance.... You've got your own boombox as well Spaw!!

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 12:27 PM

Late afternoon musical version - Joust a Song At Twilight...

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Amos
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 10:08 AM

I think we ought to build a couple of those Harley-like Time Machines that H.G. Wells wrote about. Then we could sing "Joust in Time...you came and found me. Joust in Time...".

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 10:05 AM

I don't think that they've fully grasped the pinching and chafing consequences of riding a horse naked, with or without a saddle.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 05:09 AM

Hmmmm... the full metal jacket.....: a chastity belt.... hers?

;~)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 03:04 AM

oops sign him up spaw LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: catspaw49
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 11:38 PM

True story..................My college roommate had a nasty boil on his dick and decided finally to go out to the hospital. I was razzing him about what they might do and I jokingly said, "My guess is they'll lance it and I can only hope he doesn't slip." Actually we both figured that what they'd probably do was give him some cream antibiotic or something and send him on his way.

I was kicked back reading when he walked back in the room and when I looked up he said, with that great Kentucky drawl, "Well, just call me Lance."


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 10:29 PM

I think I want to joust from the ground. You guys can ride a horse at me full tilt and I'll joust step out of the way. Then you can turn around and we can do it again, and again, and again, until you agree that I win. Then we can go have a flagon or more of mead or beer or malmsey or something.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 10:19 PM

As a side job if ya have a boil you need lanced, Spaw's yer guy

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: gnu
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 10:04 PM

Lance might have something to say about that.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 09:58 PM

SPAW!! Put that damn thing away and pick up your lance...

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: SINSULL
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 09:54 PM

and there's Janie tying her scarf around Spaw's lance. Or is it a lancette?

SINS running for cover.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Janie
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 09:50 PM

Who shall be my Champion?

Decisions, decisions.....

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: catspaw49
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 09:39 PM

Fortunately I have my own lance..........and its a beauty...........long and hard.......................mount up!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 09:39 PM

OH that hurt, lime Jell-O, Oh that is worst then getting a broom up yer arse ...

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 09:25 PM

I vote for eight-foot Fenwick flyrods for lances, unicycles for mounts, and armor made of Mardi Gras beads and ostrich feathers. The jousting grounds should be a Slip-n-Slide that has been treated with a generous application of lime Jello.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Don Firth
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 08:30 PM

Is this to be regulated by the Department of Joustice?

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 08:24 PM

Well shave your legs and wax your chest, grab a broom and start training :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Joe_F
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 08:22 PM

I hope someday to deserve a raunchfest with Spaw.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 07:57 PM

Perfect of jousting, gn-ze... Take the other guty out of the saddle with the 410 and then us the 22 to be sure you don't face in in the next round...

22 on top, btw...

Great little jousting gun...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: gnu
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 07:49 PM

410/22 o/u? Seems an odd gun cept mayber fer a trapper. Round these here parts it would be 30/410. A 22 is just kinda silly if yer not a trapper. Is the 22 o or u? I used to carry a 22 pistol (illegally) when I was puttin food on the table trappin when I was in my early teens, which I gave up when I found the first rabbit that died slow like... went full time to shovellin driveways and whatever. A LOT less money and meat but I couldn't trap again after that. Still bothers me when I recall it.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 07:15 PM

Count me in...

I'll bring a boom box, my old Metallica LP collection and my 410/22 over under...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: gnu
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 02:23 PM

Hey... if no horse are to be hurt, Spaw will HAVE to use a saddle. Safety first I always say.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: gnu
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 02:22 PM

Not for long.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 02:20 PM

Can ladies watch?

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 01:45 PM

Can I use an armor-piercing, depleted uranium, lance? Also, no horses should be hurt.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Bill D
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 12:43 PM

"fully muddled jesting" is more like what this club will do.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: David C. Carter
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 12:33 PM

Bare assed surely.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: olddude
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 11:59 AM

naw bare back, we use brooms instead of poles

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: fat B****rd
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 11:58 AM

Bareback, surely.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: beardedbruce
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 11:56 AM

So, I presume they use English rather than Western saddles?

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: olddude
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 11:53 AM

ya gotta roll around in hot sand till your skin toughens up to joust in the buff ... that way when ya get poked in the privates ya can take it

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: olddude
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 11:48 AM

and real men don't wear armor ... the joust in the buff

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: beardedbruce
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 11:46 AM

http://www.statesymbolsusa.org/Maryland/sport_jousting.html

Subject: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: olddude
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 11:44 AM

Spaw and I are starting a mudcat club, we decided to try our hand a full metal Jousting .. wanna join? Or was it full metal jesting .. dang old ears can't hear right ...

Wanna join, get yer own horse