Song Challenge fodder ?

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: Harry Basnett
Date: 18 Apr 03 - 01:56 PM

Was the call made via a visible panty line?

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: Amos
Date: 18 Apr 03 - 01:41 PM

Well, hello, Central, what's the matter with your line?
I got to talk to that good gal o' mine....

Obviously Spaw and Aidan get thwe brass cookies for this one.

LOL!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: Charley Noble
Date: 18 Apr 03 - 01:14 PM

Good one, Kat!

Then there's:

I'm just a Wichita lineman, still on the lineeeeee!

Old Ma Bell ain't what she used to be,
Since we organized!

Dialing for dollars!

Since my baby's stashed her cellphone,
She ain't got no more hang-ups!

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: katlaughing
Date: 18 Apr 03 - 12:29 PM

Well done, Spaw!!

Anyone thought of the old yellow pages ad: Let your fingers do the walking?!

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 18 Apr 03 - 12:19 PM

I put a nickel in the telephone and dialled my baby's number,
It went Brrr Brrr Brrr in her 'vagine'
And ev'ry time I hit re-dial to get my baby's number
It went Brrr Brrr Brrr in her 'vagine'

I leave it to others to re-write the rest of this song!

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: catspaw49
Date: 18 Apr 03 - 10:50 AM

The other obvious one is........

I, I love the colorful clothes she wears
And the way the sunlight plays upon her hair
I hear the sound of a gentle buzz
On the wind that lifts her skirt through the air
She's pickin' up good vibrations
She's getting some excitations
She's pickin' up good vibrations
(Oom bop bop good vibrations)
She's getting some excitations
(Oom bop bop excitations)
Good good good good vibrations
(Oom bop bop)
She's getting some excitations
(Oom bop bop excitations)
Good good good good vibrations
(Oom bop bop)
She's getting some excitations
(Oom bop bop excitations)

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: catspaw49
Date: 18 Apr 03 - 10:31 AM

I saw this thread just this morning and this was the first song that popped into my warped mind. As I read down the thread I was happy to find someone, Aidan, who also seems to have a warped groove!

So with apologies to the Allison's and the late Jim Reeves...........

He'll Have to Go
(J. Allison - A. Allison)

Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone
Just be sure, that you are really, all alone
Turn the vibes...way up high...the ringer low
And tell that man, that you don't need him,
He'll have to go

You can't buzz me to climax
When I, am not alone
Oh I love you, just keep ringing,
My darling No--kia phone

So I put my sweet lips, a little closer, to the phone
And I was sure, that I was really, all alone
Turned the vibes...way up high...the ringer low
I told that man, I didn't need him,
He had to go.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: Amos
Date: 18 Apr 03 - 09:38 AM

Gee Charley, I thought we were talking about cell phones!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: Charley Noble
Date: 18 Apr 03 - 08:46 AM

Oh, oh, I'm beginning to see where this thread is going! I'm reminded of the old bawdy song "Three Old Whores from Winnepeg" in which the ladies in question are comparing the dimensions of their respective apertures. Says one old whore finally "Well, mine's as big as the moon, the ships sail in on the first o' the year, and don't come out till June."

Gosh, it's awful quiet around here...

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: Dharmabum
Date: 18 Apr 03 - 07:26 AM

"Reach out and touch someone"

Good thing she wasn't trying to steal frozen food!


DB.

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 01:20 PM

Perfect, a parody that requires no rewriting, just a suitable introduction!

it's givin' me the excitations....

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: katlaughing
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 12:43 PM

Ohmygawd, Aidan!!! LMAO!!!

Kevin, someone has to follow up on that:

I'm pickin' up good vibrations
(Oom bop bop good vibrations

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 11:24 AM

I think AC gets the prize..... but who knows, the next post could even top THAT!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: Aidan Crossey
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 09:01 AM

Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: Charley Noble
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 08:16 AM

Hello, Central...

I'm sorry but your mailbox is full...

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 06:56 PM

Now, if she'd set it on "vibrate", instead of "ring", it'd be a different story, and a different song.

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: SINSULL
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 06:55 PM

Remember that awful song with the phone ringing and the silly woman bellowing "Let it please be him. Oh dear God! It must be him! It must be him!"
Whole different picture.

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 02:19 PM

"Watson, come quickly, I neeeeeeed you!"

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 01:33 PM

"My ding-a-ling"

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: Charley Noble
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 11:40 AM

I'm deep into something now. I'll have to call you back!

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 11:02 AM

"Say, give me a buzz when you get a chance!"

"I called my baby but the line was busy, busy, busy!"

"I'se a one-line woman, this ain't no party line."

"Can you hear me NOW?"

LOL!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: Amos
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 10:56 AM

Is the homeowner available? We're doing a survey....

A

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: katlaughing
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 10:53 AM

I just called to say "I love you"....

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: Charley Noble
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 10:51 AM

Just a moment, can you hold?

For some reason I can't seem to raise a tower!

Was that a digital commection?

I'm sure you'll be interested in our latest line of vinyl siding...

At the sound of the gong please leave your name, phone number, and time that you called! I'll get right back to you.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: Amos
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 10:35 AM

Marvellous, marvellous -- I can just hear the argument -- which the register has translated into abstract Brit-speak -- going down in the original thick Negril patois, which the average Brit can't even understand!

It does bring up some interesting song concepts -- parodies on "Hello, Central, Get Me Doctor Jazz", and "Operator -- Can You Help Me Make this Call", and a whole mess of notions like "Why Don't You Answer?" and "Is this the party to whom I am speaking? Are you sure?". LOL!


A

Subject: BS: Song Challenge fodder ?
From: GUEST,Too Shy To say
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 10:25 AM

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/30237.html


This story was so sad, talk about caught and em bare assed.


an article from Jamaica's Western Mirror, dated 19 March, which nicely illustrates that while vibrating phones may have found a new niche market among the sexually frustrated, there are times when it is not advisable to conceal modern gadgetry in one's "body cavity".

Stolen "Cellie" rings in vagina, by Vivian Tyson

Pandemonium broke out at a shopping mall in Negril on Monday, when a cellular phone which was stolen from a female shopper was found after it rang from within another shopper's vagina. Some bystanders were amused over the happenings, but some chided the young woman for sinking so low that she even embarrassed other women.


http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/30237.html