BS: Bumper stickers for the mature

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 05:05 AM

HOOT to remind me I'm driving a car.

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 30 Nov 03 - 06:59 PM

Bee alert... the world needs lerts?

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: GUEST,Duane D.
Date: 29 Nov 03 - 11:17 PM

Something strange just happenned. I wrote out the text and the preview was ok, but it didn't post...
let's try again. (I'm sending this from a friend's computer I'm visiting in Newton, NJ)

I actually saw this one around 1979 while attending the New Jersey Folk Festival at the Rutgers University campus:

"HONEY LOVERS STICK TOGETHER"

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: GUEST,Duane D. in Newton
Date: 29 Nov 03 - 11:02 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 29 Nov 03 - 06:46 AM

"Today is a Gift"........."That's why it's called The Present"

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Mrrzy
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 12:13 PM

Wesley - when I was in college, it was Nuke the UNBORN Gay Whales for Jesus... One of my faves, in the My Kid's An Honors Student, and My Kid Can Beat Up Your Honors Student vein... In large letters: I am the real father (and then in tiny print: of your honors student)...

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: GUEST,Dirty Old Git
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 12:34 PM

'Ello Dave me old mate - wot d'yer mean that zimmer frames don't 'ave bumpers ?   You should've seen Loose Liz zoomin around topless on 'ers, up on the top landin' back at the 'ome last summer. It didn't 'alf get me turned on and yer know 'ow one fing leads ter anover and we woz soon both belting around bloomin' starkers. She'd just got 'er self stretched out on the top and pushed off from the wall at one end an' I did the same from the other end wiv a bit of target practice in mind, when all of a sudden out walked matron in front of me. Knocked 'er flying I did, an' then Liz piled in from the other side.

Matron didn't seem so keen though an' we woz locked in our rooms, an' she 'ad the wheels taken orf our zimmer frames. Mindyer, I still 'as a chuckle when I sees the stains on Matron's best uniform - well I told yer I woz turned on.   'A've ter get back on this 'ere site more often - I'm sure that there must a bird out there 'oo could benefit from some personal tuition from a bloke of my experience.

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 10:01 AM

Zimmer frames don't have any bumpers.

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Gurney
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 03:03 AM

Still like one I read here...

ESCHEW OBFUSCATION!

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 10:09 PM

"Get even. Live Long Enought to Become a Pain in the Ass to Your Kids"

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 09:23 PM

Wilfried, this one's for you! click

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 08:39 PM

Librarians do it in stacks.

Every day above ground is a good one.

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 12:23 PM

Tenors like the top bits !

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 06:01 AM

GUEST vl - If I had a prize to give it would go to your contribution. A theme known since 2500 years clipped into 1 sentence. Great.

Wilfried

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 04:45 AM

Always have enough milk in.

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: rangeroger
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 12:12 AM

One that finally disintegrated on the bumper of my Chevy Suburban.

" I speed up to run over little animals."

rr

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Mudlark
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 10:54 PM

I've always liked the one I saw years ago...it was on a licence plate holder on a beautifully restored old Rolls: Fuck the Golden Years!

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: GUEST,vl
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 09:32 PM

The older I get the better I was.

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: GUEST,pdq
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 09:11 PM

Miners do it deeper.

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 09:05 PM

The thread title is an oxymoron.... bumper stickers are for the young at heart. Age and maturity are not synonymous.

Altos do it underneath.

Kitty

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: GUEST,Kendall
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 08:29 PM

Jeri, I'm just waiting for some punk to comment on my tee shirt!

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: GUEST,pdq
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 05:00 PM

"Old golfers don't die...the just lose their balls"

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Amos
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 04:44 PM

From CH's link -- which is a crack up:

Times have changed!
Our kids are getting worse!
They won't obey their parents -
they just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
NO!


BLAME CANADA!!

- south park

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Joybell
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 03:36 PM

I'm for
         "Old age and treachery will conquer youth and skill"

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 02:45 PM

I get mine from
Unamerican.com

But I don't expect many here to 'get' them....

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Wesley S
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 01:35 PM

My favorite is still "Nuke Gay Whales For Jesus"

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 11:46 AM

"If I can hear it, it must be too f***ing loud"

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 11:28 AM

Librarians do it between the shelves

Wilfried

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Midchuck
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 10:52 AM

I'm partial to "Hang up and Drive!"

Peter.

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: the lemonade lady
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 10:22 AM

v.g.

Sal

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Jeri
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 09:06 AM

I look at the one that says "If it's too loud, you're too old" and think of Kendall's T-shirt at the Getaway this year, first part on front, second part on back:
"If it's too loud..."
"It's too f***in' loud!"

Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Amos
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 08:48 AM

SOme of those are a little too close to the bone for my taste, Rog!


A

Subject: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 08:39 AM

I know many Mudcatters are of a "certain age" and may appreciate some of these (good for instrument cases?) which are mentioned in the lates SAGA magazine (Sex And Games for the Aged). I was distressed to see one superfluous apostrophe though (it's an age thing...).
Examples HERE:

RtS
(silver surfer)