BS: What was the best thing.............

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:00 AM

Thank you obedient Mudcatters, I said discuss and you did! I must admit that fresh warm bread torn from the loaf with thick fresh butter is totally irresistable. Doesn't do my cholesterol or gall bladder any good but what the hell, you're a long time dead.

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 08:37 PM

"I'd rather have your jelly roll than my home cooked bread."

A slice of history

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 08:21 PM

... as long as it works properly, otherwise the old fashioned type with the flip down doors at least lets you get your food out...

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 08:01 PM

I always like driving home very late at night and seeing a fox or a badger.

When I used to drink I used to love that tarry smell when you uncork a good rioja.

meeting someone you didn't expect to meet, who is glad to see you.

the cafe overlooking the Avon at the royal shakespeare Theatre Stratford, watching the swans and waiting for a play to start, listening to all the different accents from all the different parts of the world.

derek Jacobi as Richard 2nd

The tone of a beautiful guitar - the player is almost irrelevant.

writers and performers who can make you feel like a personal friend - Derek Brimstone, Christopher Isherwood.....

all this seemed pretty good to me, on a par with sliced bread.

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 05:19 PM

You cut the top off to make a kebab pocket out of a pitta.

You gotta pitta pocket or two
Yuooooo gotta pitta pocket or two
OY

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: el_punkoid_nouveau
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 04:34 PM

Have you ever tried slicing Naan or Pitta bread? They come in very thin strips!

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: LilyFestre
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 02:50 PM

And Challuh that is sliced just isn't the same as tearing off a piece at a time...YUMMY!

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 01:50 PM

YESSSSSSSSS!!! Giok, I totally agree. My mouth is watering with the thought.Thanks
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 12:30 PM

Baguettes should be torn apart while warm, and liberally buttered, none of you slicing there I think!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 09:50 AM

Don't forget that nearly all bread gets sliced in the end.

Types of bread that don't get sliced - discuss.

My pop-up toaster doesn't anymore, it just goes 'ching' and smoulders at me. My kettle does similar things. I think I must have lumpy electricity, either that or it's the action of the waves under the boat upsetting the rhythm of the volts or whatever.

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 09:49 AM

yep "Hot stuff"

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: LilyFestre
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 07:08 AM

Pop-up toaster.....LOLOL! I like that!!!!!

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 06:42 AM

TOOTHPASTE!!!!!??????, you can't toast for breakfast FFS.

MBSLynne is right, bloody awful.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: MBSLynne
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 06:26 AM

What's so bloody good about sliced bread anywaY??? It's horrible!!!

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 06:00 AM

It is well known that there are three good things in life:-

A drink before and a cigarette afterwards!

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: freda underhill
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 04:07 AM

toothpaste..

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 03:35 AM

The automatic-pop-up toaster is definitely preferable to and far more useful than the old fashioned manual kind.

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: frogprince
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 11:28 PM

the most useless thing is the swimming suit; but, had it never been invented, no one would ever have gotten rich on pornography.

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: Seaking
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 09:09 PM

Not sure what the best thing was but the most useless would probably have been a pop-up toaster..

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: kendall
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 03:04 PM

Language

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: el_punkoid_nouveau
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 02:21 PM

The bread knife?

Oh, and sex - but preferably not at the same time.

But then sex still is better than sliced bread IMHO...

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 12:37 PM

Chocolate.

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 11:49 AM

I recall reading a theory some years ago, that talked about how historians are unsure which came first... beer or bread...   There is some tangential evidence to support the supposition that one is a failed attempt at the other, but with a dearth of solid evidence, it could go in either direction...

I think it's neat that we may live in a world where making beer came before baking bread....

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: Peace
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 11:41 AM

The Howdy Doody Show.

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 11:38 AM

Your nasty habits ain't confined to bed
The baker told me what you do with bread.

Carol Bayer Sager....You're moving out today.

Always intrigued me that line, perhaps Amos can enlighten us?

Before sliced bread there was unsliced bread. Crusty wholemeal, yum yum.

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 11:14 AM

Sillies, sex and FIRE. Before car sex-- sex and the wheel.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 10:42 AM

Sex with bread Amos...sounds different anyway lol. There was a time when I would have given anything for a sexual encounter with a bread slicer..........her name was Marie and she worked in the local bakery.
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: MBSLynne
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 10:41 AM

Unsliced bread.

And sex of course....

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: Amos
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 09:49 AM

Any bread at all, but of course, sex does tend to float tot he top of the list.

A

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: Bill D
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 08:52 AM

a good bread slicer---

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: Midchuck
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 08:46 AM

Beer came somewhere after sex (and music) and before sliced bread.

Peter.

Subject: RE: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 08:44 AM

Sex.


Next thread please.

Subject: BS: What was the best thing.............
From: Sooz
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 08:36 AM

BEFORE sliced bread?