BS: Non-Shatner thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: gnu
Date: 28 Mar 05 - 06:48 AM

Antidote : Take several newspapers and two pens, down an entire pint bottle of maple slyrpup, head for head. Of course, beforehand, check for an ample supply of asswipe in the head - newspaper is for reading and doing crosswords.

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 28 Mar 05 - 03:36 AM

Damn, I'm feeling nauseous....my worst fears.......LH, is there an antidote?

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 08:40 PM

LOL! Omigod.... (I did not think of that one)

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 08:39 PM

God, this Canadian bacon tastes funny. I wonder what they put........oh, no, they didn't....

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 08:39 PM

There was enough said at our Edie's wedding

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Once Famous
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 08:38 PM

Actually Little Hawk, for gays, its not about dialogue or monologue/ It's about anal-log.

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 08:35 PM

Hmmm. Well, I suppose if Shatnerology started taking up too large a share of bandwith, then gays and lesbians might feel that they were being squeezed out of the dialogue. Or in Shatner's case...the monologue. That could arouse resentment. I'll have to talk to Bill and see what can be done about it.

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Once Famous
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 08:31 PM

Actually, let's hope so.

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 04:46 PM

God! What a disturbing thought. Let's hope not.

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Once Famous
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 04:08 PM

Do Shatner threads get in the way of the homosexual and lesbian agendas?

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Don Firth
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 03:59 PM

I assume that Shatner's hairline during Star Trek: TOS was more or less his own. But times and hairlines change. He really oughtta do something about that trained hamster he's using now.

The Picard Pompadour managed to become something of a sex-symbol. Since I tend to share Patrick Stewart's hairline, I consider this all to the good.

(7 of 9. Yumm!)

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 03:37 PM

and "Butterbean."

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 03:27 PM

Why not? And Rocky Marciano.

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 03:24 PM

Want to discuss Primo Carnera?

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: 42
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 07:39 AM

omigod! There are 10 (count 'em 10) Shatner threads in a row (or a column I guess you'd have to call it).

What is the Cat coming to?

j
ps. now I have to put this on all of them to keep them aligned properly - arrgggghhhh

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 06:44 AM

Jean Luc picard did an All Bran advert...?

I think the All Bran adverts are right up there with Shatner's finest work. he seems so much more animated than when he was a space captain.

perhaps we can look forward to some more meaty roles like the man on the sofa for DFS. Or who knows, perhaps the man who gets the bathroom clean with Flash,

The leopard spotted boxer trunks are a nice touch. Stanislavsky would have loved them.

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 03:11 AM

Shatner?

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 06:38 PM

Me stupid 'usband looks loik an alien too. Loik Jabba the bleedin' 'Utt is wot 'e looks loik. 'E's still 'oldin' out wif 'is bloody parrot but I expect 'e'll cave in in a few more days and get rid of it. I'm not returnin' till 'e does.

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 06:31 PM

Coz `e looked like an alien awready, like.

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 11:52 AM

Jean-Luc Picard was superb. No question about that.

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 10:24 AM

Did they use him because All-Bran is supposed to keep you regular and the past tense of SHIT is SHAT ?

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Mr Red
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 07:47 AM

dare we mention All-Bran? (ref ads with voice-over by................ I nearly said it.)

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: jacqui.c
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 07:28 AM

Well, he can be forgiven for that :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 04:38 AM

And he's a YORKSHIREMAN.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: jacqui.c
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 04:10 AM

From a female point of view I reckon that Jean-Luc was the best captain but that was because I rather fancied him. anyway, he could ACT!

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Joe Offer
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 02:41 AM

We got the fourth season of Star Trek: Voyager today, the one that introduces Seven of Nine. This, in itself, should be enough to make any red-blooded male forget all about Shatner.
Besides, Janeway is a far better captain.
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 12:18 AM

...or off.

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 11:31 PM

See ya at the areola, mate.

If you get there first, make a chalk mark.

If I get there first, I'll rub it out.

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 11:29 PM

so....brucie....you are suggesting the culpret is the Why?Woman? Good hunch

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Peace
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 11:25 PM

The Grand Tetons.

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 11:03 PM

That Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 10:53 PM

I like dachshunds.

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 10:44 PM

I don't like Shatner's new show much. I'm sick of David E. Kelly.

Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 10:44 PM

Kitties and curtains are the animal equivalent of velcro.

Subject: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 10:31 PM

This one is in case the asshole member posing as "Guest" who has revived all the old Shatner threads knocks all the other non-Shatner threads off the board. If that happens, post non-Shatner stuff here, please.