BS: Politics & Religion

Subject: RE: BS: Politics & Religion
From: Bill D
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 01:22 PM

he didn't do THAT one....wonder who really does?

Subject: RE: BS: Politics & Religion
From: Amos
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 01:17 PM

Now do one for Sex.


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Subject: BS: Politics & Religion
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 12:22 PM

Before we begin, please apply all caveats ...now.

These topics seem apropos in light of the upcoming presidential election in the USA, especially when President Bush has alluded to receiving his inspiration from a higher power.

Politics

Independent: Shit happens
Democrat:    Shit is a vast right wing conspiracy
Republican: The rich deserve more shit
Moderate:    We must also consider shit's right to happen
Liberal:       Shit will happen if we don't spend enough
Conservative: The courts have allowed too much excrement
Reform:       We can't get our poop in a group
Socialist:     Support the equal distribution of shit
Communist:   Come the revolution, shit will not happen again
Libertarian: Legalize all kinds of shit
Green:        Compost happens

Religion

Taoism:            Shit happens
Hinduism:          This shit happened before
Confucianism:    Confucius say, Shit happens
Buddhism:          It is only an illusion of shit happening
Zen:                  What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam:                If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Jehova's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens
Atheism:             There is no such thing as shit
Agnosticism:       Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't
Protestantism:    Shit won't happen if I work harder
Catholicism:       If shit happens, I deserve it
Judaism:            Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism:    Send money or shit will happen to you
Rastafarian:       Smoke that shit