BS: Happy Valentine's Day

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Cats
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 02:48 PM

Never mind Lynne, I'll buy you a pint on Saturday instead!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 05:28 PM

Oh, and, Allan, all the best to you!

Allison

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: MBSLynne
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 04:30 PM

Belated Lynne? What's a belated Lynne?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: skipy
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 11:58 AM

Belated Lynne.

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: GUEST,MBSLynne
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 08:08 AM

All over and no one sent me one! Sob.....

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: GUEST,Virginia
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 04:59 PM

Happy Valentine's Day Nicholas
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Allan C.
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 04:25 PM

Hooray, Allison!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 04:12 PM

My feelings about V-day ebb and flow depending on the presence or absence of an SO in my life. Last year was the worst V-day I've ever known, until my kids presented me with the same thing my beloved Byron used to give me- instead of flowers, a lovely fresh pineapple!

This year, to my amazement and surprise, I like the day much, much more. Yes, chocolate, yes, hugs and kisses. Stay tuned!

Allison

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 02:25 PM

Well Dr Phibes if you repeat you new year's experience of 2004, make sure he's on your left. Have you tried one of those vibro massagers, apparently they're really good if you're feeling a little stiff.
Giok ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 12:28 PM

LOL! I think maybe I should open a post office box so people can send cards and letters to Shane. I would forward them quite willingly.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Fibula Mattock
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 12:26 PM

BDiBR - I will drink a toast to you, and to your speedy release, and will secretly squirrel away some beer just to be on the safe side. Meantime, can't you get one of those penpal women to keep you entertained while you're inside, or do they only go for the Death Row guys?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 12:23 PM

So, I send warm, loving, Central Texas hugs and kisses to the wonderful (and not-always-wonderful) Mudcatters I've been getting acquainted with since last spring. And the confession that, due to an unfortunate, temporarily painful, bodily malfunction, I've been made once more aware that GOD was reeeeeeeelllllly looking out for me in the mid-1960s when I met, became enamored of, and married hubby. Next to being born and having grandchildren, the best thing to happen to me. (And he gave me chocolate this year. I gave him a printout of a scientific study on the substance that appeared on Mudcat Forum recently.) Chocolate to all as ain't allergic to it, bigod, and many happy returns.                Tw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 12:20 PM

Oh! Gosh, my face is red, eh? Well, okay. Have a good time at the pub and, like, hoist a couple fer me too. Did you know that beer is runnin' out in the world? It's because of the Chinese. I say enjoy it while ya can. And salt some away, cos it is gonna be hard to get soon, eh?

- BDiBR

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Fibula Mattock
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 12:15 PM

Thanks BDiBR, and I'm most grateful for your upbeat advice, but I'm not looking for a special woman, because i am one already (a woman, that is, the special bit is debatable). I think I'll take a hint from your name though and wash away my romantic sorrows with 5 pints of the landlord's finest cooking lager.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 12:11 PM

Look, Fibular, man, don't give up hope, eh? Unless you are a total retread...or even maybe if you is one...there IS a girl out there for you. Believe me, I seen guys that you wouldn't think a DOG would want to spend time with, and they can still find a girlfriend, eh? Now, goin' to the pub, that's a GREAT idea, and I would too if I was'nt in the slammer, eh? But don't cut yerself off from the, like, possilibities of romantic life, eh? That's my advise.

Them voodoo dolls are bad business. Unless you are, like, a heavy metal musician. Then they are part of the scene. You use 'em to hex the competition, eh? Yer flippin' neck is sore because you been usin' voodoo, dude! It don't take a flippin' geneus to fiugre that out. Smarten up, man. Yer life is slippin' by.

- BDiBR

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Fibula Mattock
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 12:07 PM

I forgot an apostrophe in the "Days". Please excuse such poor grammar and put it down to the fact that I can't turn my head to the left without going "AAAAARRRRGGGHHH!".

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Fibula Mattock
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 12:03 PM

Valentine's Days a load of balls
I'll spend my money on voodoo dolls.
I hurt my neck and now it's sore
And I'm done with working any more,
So I'm off to the pub to have some w(h)ine
With a nice bloke who's not my valentine.
xx

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 12:03 PM

This is me, eh? Shane. I am still in jail, eh? My valentine today goes straight to the, like, heart of Officer Dana of the OPP cos she has gave me a chance now and then to log on to the, like, Net and talk to my friends, eh? She is great. Officer Dana, you are my valentine, like, forever! You look great in your uniform. I intend to reform myself so's we can go out together when I get released.

And thanks for menshuning Shania, Littel Hawk. I have ta face the fact that she is married, eh? And I figure maybe I been unreelistic about her, but she is still speshall to me anyway.

Happy flippin' Valentine's Day to all youse that are on the outside! Have a good one!

- BDiBR

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Peace
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 11:49 AM

Thanks. Lynne. Back atcha.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 11:36 AM

Hey, Giok:

I like the poem. And it's true. That's why we only have pancakes on special occasions. The rest of the time, we eat reallll healthy.

Jerry

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: SINSULL
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 11:18 AM

Thank you, Amos. I am lovely, aren't I?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 11:16 AM

Your Aunt Jemima batter
Makes her heart go pitter patter
But sadly the prognosis
Is it could give her thrombosis
If you keep filling up her platter
She will definitely get fatter
This will give you more to love, and that's what really matter[s]
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Amos
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 11:15 AM

SINS:

Happy Valentine's to you too, you lovely creature.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 11:09 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Valentines are bollocks
How about you..?

:D

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: SINSULL
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 10:52 AM

Congratulations Allan! Wonderful news. Be good to each other.
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Amos
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 09:54 AM

ANd here's to me own BBW, who puts up with my mudcatting and my other wicked ways, and whom I love beyond measure.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 09:48 AM

That's wonderful, wonderful news, Allan C. May the romance only grow as you share your lives together.

This morning I got up and made a large pancake in the shape of a heart for my valentine for breakfast.

Love even comes in Aunt Jemima batter.

Jerry

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: MBSLynne
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 09:34 AM

Happy Valentine's Day SkipjackK8, Oaklet, Bassic, Brucie, Giok, Chris Nightbird, Art Brooks, Leadfingers, Micca, The Big Pink Lad, Stallion, Folk 750, Shanghai Celtic, Alaska Mike,Kendall and all the other very lovely Mudcat men I've chatted to

Love and hugs
Lynne
xxxxx

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Allan C.
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 09:21 AM

This is a very special Valentine's Day for me. In just five more days (Saturday) I will be married to my wonderful valentine, Carmen (Edelweiss on the Mudcat.) It every day it seems that life couldn't possibly get any sweeter; yet each day it does.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 09:01 AM

I will be your valentine
If you'll be my concubine.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: skipy
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 08:44 AM

to Kate:-
I love you in your underwear!
I love you in your nighty!
But when the moon flits 'ore your tits - Oh! Jesus Christ almighty!

XXXXXXX

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Fibula Mattock
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 08:16 AM

Hey Frankie Mills, shouldn't you be posting on Sept 12th rather than Feb 14th? ;-)

Happy miserable Hallmark holiday to you all!
xx

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: s6k
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 06:56 AM

i didnt get bugger all !

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 05:19 AM

Red and white Rabbit ........ my thoughts of love and LUST to you

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Crystal
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 05:18 AM

AWWWWW Thanks sweetie XXX
Happy Valentines to you too!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: freda underhill
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 05:15 AM

to my darling beloved (still waiting to meet you)

patiently

freda

14.2.2036

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 05:13 AM

To Crystal, who's made this year rather better.

Bunnahbhain

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: GUEST,Mad Frankie Mills
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 05:04 AM

To Fibula, and all the other lovely ladies of Portaferry, you make a happy man feel very old!
Frankie

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 04:54 AM

EVen though he doesn't celebrate it!!...Happy Valentines Day Micca....love you lots!

Khatt x

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: hilda fish
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 03:40 AM

Happy veil entwined to that gal who chucked herself in the river too! Do we wear black, or white? Oh...... red roses......hmmmm.........what do they mean.............all those thorns..................red (for blood)...................cynicism not me. I'm the last of the true romantics!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 10:13 PM

Happy Valentine's Day to the Cap'n, who will be recieving a few cards from all over......

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 09:17 PM

We thank you from the bottom of our hearts, SINSULL! And we return our very good wishes to all the lovely ladies of the Mudcat too.

I also wish to send Valentine's greetings to my old flames...Hillary Clinton (the real Hillary, not the doll), Maggie Thatcher (cough!), Mrs Emma Peel, and Winona Ryder...not necessarily in that order.

And on Shane's behalf, I hope Shania Twain has a nice day too. And Officer Dana of the OPP. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 09:11 PM

Happy S.A.D., Scoville?

Happy Valentine's Day to all the beautiful men here in Mudcatville. And you are all beautiful.
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Scoville
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 08:53 PM

Happy Singles' Awareness Day, if it makes you feel better (this was our running joke in college).

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Peace
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 07:38 PM

Humbug.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: open mike
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 07:27 PM

shower the people you love with love,
show them the way that you feel,
things are gonna be much better if you only will..

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Mingulay
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 07:20 PM

As I remember it, St Valentine met a very nasty end. No cards, no flowers and no choccies.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Teresa
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 04:33 PM

Be my Valentine, and my friend all the year, and I'll be yours.

In music,
Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 04:16 PM

Love may be beautiful; love may be bliss
But I slept with you because I was pissed.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 04:06 PM

This is a thread fro everyone to put their Valentine's messages on....go for it

Subject: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 01:25 PM

Happy Valentine's Day epn!