BS: There outta be a law 8-)

Subject: RE: BS: There outta be a law 8-)
From: GUEST,Mrr
Date: 31 Mar 05 - 04:31 PM

Donuel, you need to have a good name for a rock band!

Subject: RE: BS: There outta be a law 8-)
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Mar 05 - 04:26 PM

Entropy will get you if you don't watch out!






(In fact, entropy will get if you DO watch out!)

Subject: RE: BS: There outta be a law 8-)
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 31 Mar 05 - 03:38 PM

~Did they repeal the one about Californian women not being allowed to drive in housecoats?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: There outta be a law 8-)
From: Amos
Date: 31 Mar 05 - 10:40 AM

Bill is an entropy-head! Bill is an entropy-head!


A

Subject: RE: BS: There outta be a law 8-)
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Mar 05 - 10:32 AM

I am running for the office of Dave Barryistic jokisms.

Subject: RE: BS: There outta be a law 8-)
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Mar 05 - 10:07 AM

There IS a law...

"You can't win...you can't break even....you can't even quit the game."

Subject: RE: BS: There outta be a law 8-)
From: Wesley S
Date: 31 Mar 05 - 09:57 AM

Jeez - I'd be happy if folks would just use their turn signals, stay out of the far left lane unless passing, and only use the express lane at the grocery store if they have 15 items or less.

I don't ask for much.

Subject: RE: BS: There outta be a law 8-)
From: mack/misophist
Date: 31 Mar 05 - 09:53 AM

I didn't know you were a Republican. What office are you running for?

Subject: BS: There outta be a law 8-)
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Mar 05 - 09:32 AM

Feeding tubes: At a savings of $900 million dollars for employers, feeding tubes are to be emplanted in employees to enable the 7 second lunch.

Social Security: To absorb the nearly $1 billion for implementing individual privatized stock certificate purchases, the accounting and brokers fees will be deducted from the lower 90% of socical security investors.

Alternative fuels: To bridge the gap to a hydrogen fuel economy in 20 years, Methane fuel (also known as Spaw Power) will be collected at all corporate livestock factory farms as well as select human individuals. When the collection tubes wear out they can be refurbished to make more feeding tubes.