BS: Osama's Goat?

Subject: RE: BS: Osama's Goat?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 May 06 - 05:43 PM

Terrible, just terrible!

Amos, you lie like a rug. Esmeralda won that match.

Subject: RE: BS: Osama's Goat?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 May 06 - 05:05 PM

It has been widely reported that Osama's goat, Naomi, was purchased from the Marines by a Danish sexual entertainment conglomerate. She has starred (under her stage name, "Lady Goat-Diva") in a number of features available on DVD or by download.

Subject: RE: BS: Osama's Goat?
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 11 May 06 - 04:18 PM

Now that, Kaleea, sounds like a wonderful idea, especially if the goatee in question is hanging below Osama's chin.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Osama's Goat?
From: Kaleea
Date: 11 May 06 - 04:08 PM

goaties roasting on an open fire . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Osama's Goat?
From: Amos
Date: 11 May 06 - 12:16 PM

Little Hawk's account of the cage match with Shatner is grossly distorted, inaccurate, self-serving and fraudulent. He tried to claim victory at the time, on equally pernicious and falsified grounds. The orignal thread, however, shows clearly that the Masked Marvel and Frisco Duck Duck combined completely tromped Shatner and his fictitious abililties.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Osama's Goat?
From: redsnapper
Date: 11 May 06 - 09:58 AM

I thought she'd already been captured and converted into cheap Pakistan-made imported bodhrans...

RS

Subject: RE: BS: Osama's Goat?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 11 May 06 - 09:46 AM

chacun a son goat

Subject: RE: BS: Osama's Goat?
From: GUEST
Date: 11 May 06 - 12:08 AM

SHATNERIZATION!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Osama's Goat?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 12:07 AM

Naomi is reputedly Osama Bin Laden's goat and his personal companion...or she was until captured by American forces in Afghanistan. They threatened to kill the goat unless Osama turned himself in. He didn't do so. Therefore I am wondering if Naomi is now okay? Esmeralda is a goat who has spent many happy years in close association with me, but brucie said he was lonely so I sent Esmeralda out west to comfort him. She never arrived, but she has posted recently on Mudcat, so she must be okay. There may be a connection between Naomi and Esmeralda, but probably not.

Read the Weekly World News for info on Osama's goat, Naomi.

Esmeralda once won a steel cage tag team match involving herself, William Shatner, the "Masked Marvel" (Amos), and a blowup doll of Maggie Thatcher. Shatner and Esmeralda should have won easily, but the "Masked Marvel" (Amos) tried to fix the match by bringing his canary, Frisco Duck Duck into the ring with him. This was despicable behaviour on the part of Amos, and he received his just reward when the Maggie T doll exploded and knocked him silly with the resulting shock wave. Esmeralda was the only participant still standing when the final bell rang.

That pretty well covers it.

Subject: RE: BS: Osama's Goat?
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 06:59 PM

When did national soveriengty both GWB?

Subject: RE: BS: Osama's Goat?
From: Troll
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 06:50 PM

Maybe the idea was to let Osama know that he is not as well hidden as he thought. This could force him to make a move that would help us catch him. Just because the country he's in wouldn't let us have him doesn't mean that THEY won't decide to get him if only for the reward.

troll

BTW, Naomi says "Hi"

Subject: RE: BS: Osama's Goat?
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 06:36 PM

I still want to know who Naomi is and why she cares about a goat.

Subject: RE: BS: Osama's Goat?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 12:32 PM

Esmeralda is going to be very upset with you, Donuel.

Subject: RE: BS: Osama's Goat?
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 11:37 AM

Mr. Goss the chief (Bush's purge master and yes man) of the CIA said yesterday that Osama bin Laden's whearabouts are known but due to the sovereign nation status of his residence we are not able to get him.

hmmm that sounds like a statement that would give heart and encouragement to terrorists.


But when a democrat ctates the similarities of concentration camps he is accused of encouraging terrorists.

.....




send the goat to Guantanamo.

Subject: RE: BS: Osama's Goat?
From: *daylia*
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 09:56 AM

Tues sounds good - I'll call you shortly ok LH?

Subject: RE: BS: Osama's Goat?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 09:43 AM

LOL! Hey! When are you free this week to get together with Deva? Send me a PM or call. How about Tuesday?

Subject: RE: BS: Osama's Goat?
From: *daylia*
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 09:29 AM

Smells like he's still got your goat, LH.

Subject: RE: BS: Osama's Goat?
From: Kaleea
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 02:41 AM

Dave Letterman gets regular video updates from O, which Dave plays oh his show for we with inquiring minds. Why don't you ask him? I personally, really liked the Christmas video update from O singing "We Wish You A Merry Christmas."

Subject: RE: BS: Osama's Goat?
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 05 - 10:45 PM

Whose Naomi? Why would she know about a goat? And Batboy was in Mad Magazine in the 1950s....

Subject: BS: Osama's Goat?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 05 - 10:06 PM

Well? What happened to the goat, Naomi? Was she spared from a hideous death at the hands of the US Marines and the Northern Alliance? Has she been released? Has she switched sides? Does Osama miss her? Inquiring minds want to know...

I think the News of the World has let us all badly down when it comes to following up on this story.

And...what about Batboy?