BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned

Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Peace
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 11:39 AM

Yep to 1, 3 and 4. Number two, don't know.

Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 11:37 AM

" Mostly for dirty jokes."

.."...Thursday's your day in the barrel"

.."...The whole shovel full, Miss Kitty ?"

.."...but, sir, the men use her to ride to town."

.."... nothing queer about Carruthers.."

Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 11:21 AM

97 lbs of bananas shows me 97% of the stuff here goes over my head.

Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Peace
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 11:22 PM

I am blushing.

However, I really did forget the p on pounds, and it brought to mind a scene from the "Carry On Camping (?)" movie. Was too good to pass up. I wish I was smart enough to think this stuff up. Just a very selective memory guys. Mostly for dirty jokes.

Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 08:36 AM

Bruce is a natural. No doubt about it.

Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 07:21 PM

brucie...I would wait for years to do two posts like yours at 3:00 and 3:01...and you just fell into it...

I stand in awe, however.

Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 06:01 PM

Tons, brucie, tons. Mucha moola. Swami Bananananda has a simply limitless appetite for your cash, your possessions, and your time. I won't mention his other appetites. There is some very nasty gossip about that.

But a brief introduction and a mantra will only set you back about $50. What a deal, eh?

Who wouldn't give that for a ticket to eternal bliss, eh? ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Sorcha
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 05:00 PM

LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 04:38 PM

Why don't we steal this idea for our Mudcat Auction-- auction choice of new girlfriends for existing icons, etc.?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 04:12 PM

LH,

How much will it cost?

Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 03:26 PM

Again?

Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 03:03 PM

Have you heard about Swami Bananananda? The new Master from India? No?

Well, I'll start a thread about it soon. Prepare to be enlightened!

Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 03:01 PM

I just went for a quick p.

Ninety-seven Pounds of bananas and I ain't even got a monkey.

Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 03:00 PM

Ninety-seven ounds of bananas and I ain't even got a monkey.

Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 03:00 PM

Chongo no Brazili anus? How crap, then?

Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 02:55 PM

Chongono Brazilianus

Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 01:58 PM

Donuel, you went and spoiled a good contest, but posting the killer name! Nobody can do better than that!

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: GUEST,SINSULL
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 01:57 PM

It's all a cover up for Big Mick's interspecial activities with the poor forlorn KoKo. What will the twins be? Black and furry, white and hairless or Long Island potatoes with eyes? And all named "mickey" like the potatoes tossed in a camp fire? Mike? Michelle? Micca?

Subject: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 01:53 PM

As viewed on 60 minutes a new monkey species has been found in a Brazilian national park. The new species will be named by the highest bidder (proceeds go to the park).

Could we all just get along and pool our money to name the monkey...







George W Bush?