BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jul 05 - 10:06 PM

A classic limerick we used to sing:

There once was a man named McBride,
Fell into an outhouse and died.
Then later, his brother
Fell into another
And now they're "in turd" side-by-side.

If the second line were rewritten as
"Crept into an outhouse and spied"
we'd have a theme sog for this thread.....

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: bobad
Date: 18 Jul 05 - 08:00 PM

That guy was definitely down in the dumps.

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: Kaleea
Date: 18 Jul 05 - 07:54 PM

There is something to be said for the good old fashioned outhouse with no tank, like the one my grandparents had years ago. They're usually so tiny that if anyone was going to be sitting up under that seat, you'd see the rest of them sticking out from behind--from 20 paces or more. The pervert would also be in the middle of flies, ants marching & spiders in addition to the poop & grandkids running around all over the place. The dirty bum wouldn't have a chance.

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 18 Jul 05 - 07:09 PM

No doubt when it does get to court his defence will put forward a 'motion' to adjourn ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 18 Jul 05 - 06:09 PM

And then there was the practical joker who concealed a lodspeaker near the base of the commode in the restaurant ladies' room. Every so often his voice would boom out," Hey lady! could you move over a bit? we're working down here and you're blocking the light"

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: katlaughing
Date: 18 Jul 05 - 04:56 PM

How ironic, thanks, Donuel. I had no idea! First time I'd heard of such a thing was in the "Happy Hooker." Then, through EMT and crisis counselling training for victims of such perverts.

Thanks, Rapaire.

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Jul 05 - 04:21 PM

katlaughing, the deviency you describe was the exact one in which the television evangelist Jimmy Swaggert was made to apologize*


*(cry before TV cameras).

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 05 - 03:02 PM

So do I, Kat. So do I.

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: katlaughing
Date: 18 Jul 05 - 02:17 PM

Surprising as it may seem, there are people who pay to lie under glass tables and watch while someone (a prostitute usually) sits on top and defecates. Sick, imo and in need of treatment of some kind.

That this fellow was doing this, in a public "loo" is scary for women, no matter whether he "saw" anything or not. It could have escalated with several kinds of actions from him. Thankfully it did not and he was caught. Letting him go on $250 is a joke. I hope when he goes to court, it is treated more seriously and recognised for the sexual predator/violation it is.

kat

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: frogprince
Date: 18 Jul 05 - 01:57 PM

My only serious question might be why they let the guy out on bail instead of getting him into psychiatric evaluation immediately.

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 18 Jul 05 - 10:51 AM

"As for the 14 tear old Girl that discovered this Man....well I am glad she did so before anything else could have occured".

Well he probably wouldn't have seen very much - not with his eyes full of piss or shit "

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 11:34 PM

Having spent more time than I care to admit tending to USFS and NPS pit toilets back in my college days, I can barely imagine how that guy got down into the vault, and how he expected to get out again. And surely the stench would overpower every anticipated tittilating moment he hoped to experience. This is one sick fellow!

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 09:22 PM

Now, I ain't saying that this guy didn't do wrong. He did, and he should be out on a lot more bail than $250, if out at all. I'll be interested in knowing if he shows up for court.

Here in Idaho we're still spooked by the happenings up in Couer d'Alene -- a family murdered, a kid kidnapped and murdered and his sister taken and sexually abused by a sexual offender from the Dakotas (no, I'm gonna call it as I see it -- by a pervert).

This guy in Maine has big problems, the least of which is hygienic. I would hate to be in his place in prison.

I hope that the young lady also gets whatever help she might need.

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: Charley Noble
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 09:16 PM

Jude-

It's only amusing in the most bizarre sense of the word, and I'm pleased to think this dumb pervert will most likely be convicted of at least gross indecency.

However, it's easy to confuse the reality of this incident with amusing dities that some of us used to sing in college such as "Seven Old Maids Locked in the Lavartory" or a song I composed a while back entiled "Justice en Lieu" about a district judge in Maine who spent a weekend trapped in his private bathroom at the courthouse when the pushbutton lock jammed.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: Alba
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 08:53 PM

Can you tell by the many typos I made that I was a wee bit upset on my last post!!

I know what your saying Gnu...$250 Bail!

Jude

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: Amergin
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 08:43 PM

Sounds like that old Slim Dusty classic....the one that goes...I saw a big face in the toilet hole when I sat down last night....

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: gnu
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 08:38 PM

Ya know... as disgusting as this is, in more respects than one, I nearly spit my tea when I read that bail was set at $250.

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: Alba
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 12:27 PM

Well actually Charlie it was me that posted this Story and I live in Maine myself passed Greenville, near Moosehead Lake.
I saw no reason NOT to bring attention to the subject of this Thread, no matter how nasty it may be.
It does however serve as caution to Women of what kind of sick people are out there, not just in Maine I might add.
I didn't dredge the story up at all. I was told about it by a co worker the Center I work at that offers to help to Victims of Sexual Abuse.
I do find small comfort in the fact that the 14 year old victim here suffered no physical abuse Thankfully. I hope that any other Women that used this "outhouse" on the day in question come forward. My opening post does not contain any humor in it whatsoever. Mearly disgust and shock!!

As for the 14 tear old Girl that discovered this Man....well I am glad she did so before anything else could have occured. I, as a Woman, Thank her for her quick thinking in having this person arrested.
I am sure that the Victim will be glad to receive and apology from all other Mainers though.
.

"questionable taste"...very interesting perspective.
This particular Mainer now considers herself to have been publicly scolded for posting this Thread on the Mudcat. Thank you.

I wonder what other of Mainers are now planning to do to help the Victim/s of this incident?? other than offering their apologies?

Sometimes it would appear that some people read things they way they want to and not how they are.

Jude

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 11:53 AM

Well, Charley, seein' as there's only a coyuple dozen folks who live in Maine there's a good chance that this guy is either one of yer relatives or a neighbor...

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: Charley Noble
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 11:49 AM

Well, I was thinking of posting this story but discretion got the better of me. After all the gentleman in question is from my home state of Maine, even if he was "moonlighting" in our neighboring state of New Hamster. I should have known that some other Mudcatter would dredge up this story and have the questionable taste to post it.

Sigh!

On behalf of other Mainers, my sincere apologies to the young lady.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 11:02 AM

Shucks, they could have just filled in the hole and interred him right there. Now he's in some deep shit, with papers on him and everything.

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 10:29 AM

sadly, there in NOTHING so wierd or unbelievable that someone, somehwere has not tried it. I actually read of a similar case over 20 years ago...again, in some beach facility where he gained access to a holding tank under a beachfront privy. (one wonders how he intended to get HOME if he hadn't been caught.)

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: Amos
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 10:21 AM

I'd say that was one hard up gentleman indeed.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 08:54 AM

"In the Crapper", by Seamore Butts...

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 08:48 AM

Mwuhahahaha haha haha ha ha!

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 08:39 AM

i'm going to check before sitting everytime now!

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 07:15 AM

Or you might find one of these!

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 06:55 AM

Not Chuck Berry at it again......

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 05:35 AM

Flies around the dunny? Change that back to an Eeeeeeuuuuuuuwwwwww!

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 05:23 AM

Change that to an Aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

One does have to wonder though.... what does the little froggie eat? Presumably enough flies are attracted by the dunny to give him a good feed?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 05:20 AM

When you're in the toilet, you never know when you might find a face looking back at you!

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 04:48 AM

I second that eeeuuuww and raise you a eeeyuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrgggggg!

I've had some scary moments in the bathroom but never had a face look back at me before!!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Man found hiding in Outhouse Tank
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 04:44 AM

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwww!

I suppose he was going through the motions, under-turd.....

Subject: BS: Man lurks in Outhouse Tank
From: Alba
Date: 17 Jul 05 - 04:40 AM

Now here's a weird one ..(understatement perhaps?)
Makes the Mind boggle actually and also makes that commercial that asks "what could be lurking in your toilet?" just a bit too real.
I thought when I first heard this it was an urban myth.
Turns out to be true and the outhouse in question was the Womens one!!! yuk!

Jude