BS: How big is yer moto-tool?

Subject: RE: BS: How big is yer moto-tool?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 07:36 PM

LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: How big is yer moto-tool?
From: Bert
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 07:35 PM

Er, are you sure that wasn't cenimeters you were using?

Actually that's why Napoleon introduced the Metric system, 'cos 10 centimeters sounds a lot better than 4 inches.

Subject: RE: BS: How big is yer moto-tool?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 07:34 PM

Really? I'm shocked, dissapointed...

Subject: RE: BS: How big is yer moto-tool?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 07:20 PM

Your normal moto-tool is considerably shorter than 14 inches. I think Shane is lying to us.

Subject: RE: BS: How big is yer moto-tool?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 06:53 PM

Really?

:-)

Subject: RE: BS: How big is yer moto-tool?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 06:33 PM

A moto-tool, autolycus, is a type of small motorized drill which is handy in hobbywork and that sort of thing.

But I don't think that's what Shane was referring to...

Subject: RE: BS: How big is yer moto-tool?
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 06:30 PM

Shane, try not to go outside on sunny days. If you do, remember that it's only your shadow and there's no need to be afraid.

Subject: RE: BS: How big is yer moto-tool?
From: autolycus
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 05:29 PM

Altho', to my non-utter amazement, I put some bookshelves up a few years ago, I allowed the thread to drift towards D.I.Y. becaws I've reached towards pensionhood in male states without ant idea what a mto-tool.

Anything to do with mobiles? Or sponsorship? or Japan? os Soccer?

Aphrodisiacs? Grammar? Am I close? Leather? (Thought of that as my late father's trade, sort of)

Certainly don't recognise it in Anthropology,Polopology,or a cursory glance thru my brain.

Auto.

Subject: RE: BS: How big is yer moto-tool?
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:12 PM

"I got a bone to pick with you, eh?"

Stay away from Shane, Rapaire. He sounds real lonely.

Subject: RE: BS: How big is yer moto-tool?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:09 PM

Rapaier! You flipfaced bolthole. I got a bone to pick with you, eh? That flippin' pitcher you posted way back that got me scared off was nothin' but some dude from a dumb old cowboy show called "Has Gun Will Travel". I found out, man. I wasn't born yesterday, eh? You are a flippin' imposter! Now I know and I am gonnna find you, man, and kick your ass for all the lies you have told about Officer Dana here. You are dead meat waitin' for the sossage packers, eh? You are gonna get it bad, dipwad!

Subject: RE: BS: How big is yer moto-tool?
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 09:50 PM

I got a moto-tool AND a Dremel tool. And I don't measure 'em, I just pop in the right attachment and off we go! They work just fine and do a FINE job -- just ask that lady cop, Dani or Dana or something like that. SHE really enjoyed both my tools.

Subject: RE: BS: How big is yer moto-tool?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 09:44 PM

Moto-tool! Shit! Sure, I've got a Moto-tool, but I don't waste my time measuring little dinky things like Moto-tools. I use my Moto-tool to keep my real tools in good working order. I use it to sharpen the chains on my chainsaws. If I want to measure my tools, I measure my chainsaws. I've got a 14-inch Stihl, a 16-inch Husqvarna, an 18-inch Poulan and a 20-inch Husqvarna. If a woman's got a log that need chopped, I'm the man.

Subject: RE: BS: How big is yer moto-tool?
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 07:33 PM

[bleep] (for gratuitous vulgarity) with the girls shane screws he'd need at least 14 inches because they've mostly screwed everyone and everything in that part of ontario including horses

Subject: RE: BS: How big is yer moto-tool?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 07:29 PM

I have several in differnt sizes, battery powered or mains, with various tool packs, so I always have an appropriate one ready...

;-)

Subject: BS: How big is yer moto-tool?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 07:20 PM

I bet it ain't as big as mine, eh? I got out the old ruler last night and took a offishal meshherment of my moto-tool. The flippin' ruler wasn't long enuff! Think I'm kiddin'? I aint. I went out today and got a flippin' yardstick, took it home, got the moto-tool out, fired 'er up, and took a nuther mesherment. 14 and a haff flippin' INCHES! No wonder I am a legend in this town, eh?

Not only that. It's a five-speed. Know'm sayin'? When I go to work the job gets DONE! Eat yer hearts out, loosers.

- Shane