BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!!

Subject: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!!
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 29 Jul 05 - 02:04 PM

Bloody 'ell! The bastard parrot wot nearly destroyed me marriage 'as appeared on National News. 'E swore at a Mayoress and a lady vicar and other dignitaries. Told 'em to "F" off, 'e did! That's typical. Me 'usband Eddie 'ad bought 'im on Ebay, but I left Eddie on condition 'e dispose of the rotten swine. So...'e sold 'im to a rich toff in Twillingsgate named Wellington-Jones. Now the rich toff must 'ave sold the bird to a lorry driver, according to the story.

Read all about it 'ere...

Bastard Parrot Re-emerges, creates fiasco, gets incarcerated!

Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!!
From: Firecat
Date: 29 Jul 05 - 02:35 PM

LOL! What I want to know is can I borrow that parrot to put in my old workplace. He'd do perfectly on the phones!!

Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!!
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 31 Jul 05 - 06:07 PM

Bloody 'ell! You lot are willin' to put a fecking 100 posts on some stupid fread about 'ow it's falling off the board, but not on me parrot fread. Wot's wrong wif you stupid sods? I fink I'll walk out on this place again. To 'ell wif you!

Olive Whatnoll

Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!!
From: Peace
Date: 31 Jul 05 - 06:48 PM

My Aunt sent me a parrot. She called a few days later to ask how it was. I said, "Delicious." She replied that the parrot had cost over a thousand dollars and that it talked. I told her it didn't say anything when I put it in the oven.

Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!!
From: Cluin
Date: 31 Jul 05 - 07:59 PM

Who's a pretty boy, then?

Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!!
From: Severn
Date: 31 Jul 05 - 08:24 PM

Did he swear like a parrot trooper? Could it be Parrette's Syndrome, perhaps? Maybe they should label him as a "Swearot".

Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 31 Jul 05 - 08:33 PM

Mrs. Oliver-

Great story!

I wonder if he also likes to chew off fingertips like some cockatoos I've known.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!!
From: Kim C
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 11:30 AM

I thought this was going to be about Winston Churchill's parrot.

Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!!
From: Kim C
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 11:31 AM

Or, I should say, the parrot that MIGHT have belonged to Churchill.

Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!!
From: Joybell
Date: 02 Aug 05 - 08:45 PM

Firecat, Our Cocky would be the go. He swears in a very sweet crooning sort of way. "F... off! Silly old bugger!" Also he has a big vocabulary of good telephone-phrases like, "Did you see that in the paper?" "Nice day today" "Did you want a cup of tea or coffee?" "See you later. Don't forget to pay!" interspersed with snatches of tuneless song. And, like most pet cockies,, he says, "Helloooo!" all the time. Cheers, Joy

Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!!
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 02 Aug 05 - 08:52 PM

Cor! It seems that there is more of these foul-mouthed parrots about. And one wot may 'ave belonged to Winston Churchill! My, my. Per'aps me Eddie was right after all, and we should 'ave kept the bloody bird. We could 'ave charged for people to see 'im. Five bob for every time 'e swore. Bloody 'ell! We'd be rich! Wot 'ave I done?

Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!!
From: radriano
Date: 03 Aug 05 - 04:32 PM

BS indeed!