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GUEST,Gurney, elsewhere. 18 Dec 09 - 03:13 AM
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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: GUEST,Gurney, elsewhere.
Date: 18 Dec 09 - 03:13 AM

'Spaw, I should think it's a gender thing. I manage to separate songs that girls sing from songs I would NEVER sing myself!
I can listen to (recordings of)the mentioned ladies and enjoy them. I don't mind ladies being wimps. Well, in situations that don't require staunchness, anyway.

Not that standing on your hind legs and singing to an audience doesn't require it, I hasten to add.


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: catspaw49
Date: 18 Dec 09 - 09:11 AM

LOL @ Gurney......Thanks for that chuckle!

Now HAWK, you Ignominious Asshole.............

There is no way that a lowlife such as yourself can possibly be taken seriously. Why would anyone value the opinion of some jadrool who worships Winona Ryder and cannot understand the zen teachings and subtle poetry and balance that is learned from the Study of Cheech. Even the Great Hat hisself has spoken out against the putrid and repugnant "Space Oddity" as being a tale of utter ignorance!

You may think you know shit but it is in fact Shinola. I had thought there might be hope for you when you sent me that pussy but alas, you are sadly just another dick......not even a hard on..................just a limp tiny dick...................I'd say you were a jagov but you probably can't.........


Spaw


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Dec 09 - 12:17 PM

Thanks for remembering the cat... ;-)

Y'know, I've always thought that "Muskrat Love" was a really sweet little song. It's cheerful and enjoyable. It sounds great and is unobjectionable in every way. You people who are down on that song are living proof of the principle: "cynicism is its own punishment"


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: Severn
Date: 18 Dec 09 - 12:26 PM

For those who like 'em husky dusky and musky and love that "Middle Of The Rodent" sound.....

"Doin' the town up
And doin' it well
Two Muskrateers
Drunk on Muskratel
And when they get drinkin'
Don't that musk start to stinkin'...."




Hmmmmm....
This one also needs some work.....


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Dec 09 - 12:32 PM

The Middle of the Rodent sound has a large and devoted following. Corridus loves listening to that stuff.


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: Genie
Date: 18 Dec 09 - 05:41 PM

I know this song is very popular in folk circles, and I even kind of like it. It's a pretty song, but I also think its lyrics are really saccharine and not terribly profound or deep:

Last night I had the strangest dream
I've never dreamed before.
I dreamed the world had all agreed
To put an end to war.

(You all know the rest of the lyrics.)
I mean, it's a wonderful pipe dream, but it's about as profound as saying
"I had this wonderful dream where all the evil in the world was gone"
or
"In my dream all the world's problems were solved! -- Just by a few strokes of a pen!"


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: CLETUS HARDDINGER
Date: 18 Dec 09 - 06:00 PM

Awwwww Genie. Yall gonna go on down ta thet folk hell playse wen thay catcha.

Now Ol CLETUS he sorta purty much agreez wif ya an all an iffen ya doan tel nobuddy, Ile tel ya sumthin els tu. Sumtimes thet Pete Seeger fella gits way tu darn sicky sweet ideely like an it makez me sorta shivver an feel creepy like. I no thet tha Ed McCurdy feller whut rote thet song wuzza good guy an all an Mister Pete is a reel hero but sumtimes thay seem a bit wimpy like.

Hav yer sef a good time in folk hell.

CLETUS


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: Joe_F
Date: 18 Dec 09 - 06:28 PM

Genie: That song always makes me want to add a sarcastic stanza alluding to the Kellogg-Briand pact (1928).


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: Severn
Date: 18 Dec 09 - 07:27 PM

The Peace lasted only about a half hour until they started fighting over who was going to pick up all those guns and drums and unicorns and stuff lying scattered on the ground....


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: Genie
Date: 18 Dec 09 - 08:22 PM

LOL, Little Hawk (and Cletus)!


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: Genie
Date: 18 Dec 09 - 08:23 PM

Severn, I think ya got it nailed!


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Dec 09 - 03:42 PM

There are some horribly wimpy anti-war songs out there, and "Last Night I Dreamed the Strangest Dream" is very near the apex of those. Another is "Billy, Don't Be a Hero"....listening to that one is like getting a tooth extracted by the local plumber instead of the dentist.


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Subject: Lyr Add: BALLAD OF A DOG NAMED STAINS (Red Peters)
From: GUEST,999
Date: 19 Dec 09 - 05:10 PM

Tell me this one ain't the winner.

'Red Peters with Smelly Water
featuring The Dickner Brothers (Iben, Uben & Heben)

Storyteller (spoken word)
VERSE ONE

I was sittin' out on the porch the other night
reminiscing about the good ole days
and how my grandson Bobby and I would finish up chores
and mosey on into town.
Heck, we were poor back then
but we loved window shopping.
And I can recall how excited Bobby'd get
'specially when we stopped by the pet shop.
you see, there was this one little puppy
that he really took a hankerin' to
and he'd look up at me and say
"Grandpa... if that was my dog, I'd name him Stains,
cuz of that splash of white on his coat."
Well, right then and there, I made up my mind,
that I'd get that little critter for Bobby
so the following mornin', I cashed in the savings bond and brought the little mutt home.
Darnit, I couldn't tell you who was happiest that day,
me, Bobby or that there dog.
Them two were inseparable ....
why, you'd need a crowbar to separate those two.
And to this day, I can still hear that boy hollerin' after that dog...
still hear him calling... calling out his name...

CHORUS (sung)
Come Stains! Come Stains!
I still can Hear him calling...Come Stains!

Storyteller
VERSE TWO

you know, we don't like talkin' about it much
but it was that following winter
that little Bobby took ill.
and they don't allow dogs at the hospital
so back home you'd find Stains on Bobby's bed.
I'll never forget the day Doc called
and gave us the bad news about Bobby
out of the corner of my eye
I saw Stains lift his sad little dogface from Bobby's pillow.
Somehow he knew that Bobby was gone
and I swear to the good lord
that Stains was hearing Bobby calling out to him one more time from heaven
he just sorta smiled, crossed his paws like he was prayin'
put his head on the pillow..........and passed away.

CHORUS
Come Stains! Come Stains!
I still can hear him calling, Come Stains!
Come Stains! Come Stains!
I still can hear him calling, Come Stains!

(boy and dog united in Heaven) "Come Stains! Come Stains!...Stains!...Woof, woof..."'


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Subject: Lyr Add: YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE
From: GUEST,999
Date: 19 Dec 09 - 05:13 PM

So many nights, I'd sit by my window,
Waiting for someone to sing me his song.
So many dreams, I kept deep inside me,
Alone in the dark, now you've come along.

And you light up my life,
You give me hope, to carry on.
You light up my days
And fill my nights with song.

Rollin' at sea, adrift on the waters
Could it be finally, I'm turning for home
Finally a chance to say, "Hey, I Love You"
Never again to be all alone.

And you light up my life,
You give me hope, to carry on.
You light up my days
And fill my nights with song.

You, You light up my life
You give me hope to carry on
You light up my days
And fill my nights with song
It can't be wrong, when it feels so right

Cause you, you light up my life


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Dec 09 - 12:27 PM

That song about "Stains" is the mother-flippin' LIMIT! AAAARGHHH!!!


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Subject: Lyr Add: HAPPY CHRISTMAS (WAR IS OVER)
From: Genie
Date: 21 Dec 09 - 01:58 PM

OK, with this next submission I've probably cemented my place, not only in folk music hell, but in pop hell, rock hell, and Christmas music hell too. (sigh)

But probably the most vapid, Hallmark-card lyrics I've ever heard for a Christmas song are these by John Lennon:

HAPPY CHRISTMAS (WAR IS OVER)

(Happy Christmas Kyoko
Happy Christmas Julian)*

So this is Christmas
And what have you done?
Another year over
And a new one just begun.
And so this is Christmas;
I hope you have fun,
The near and the dear ones.
The old and the young.

A very Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year.
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear.

And so this is Christmas,
For weak and for strong,
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong.

And so happy Christmas
For black and for white,
For yellow and red ones,
Let's stop all the fight.

A very Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year.
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear.

....

War is over if you want it
War is over now.

Happy Christmas.



*Of course, John scribbled this on a notepad with his son Julian in mind. Not sure how old Julian was at the time, but if you were writing a poem for a rather young child you'd probably use pretty simple words and thoughts.

But the "poetry" in this song doesn't compare with most of Lennon's lyrics. I think many third graders could come up with lyrics and rhymes like this.


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego
Date: 21 Dec 09 - 02:02 PM

Some, of a certain age, will recall the poet/singer Rod McKuen. He was hugely popular in the sixties, many of his verses done by such groups as The Kingston Trio and The Limeliters. At the height of his popularity, he also developed a legion of detractors who loved to label his work as "pap," "vacuous" or "wimpy." I was never an unabashed fan, but I know that the Bee Gees experienced some of the same love/hate stuff in their day. A typical detractor - A musician friend who honed his chops in jazz likes to characterize their music as "rhythm & blues for people who have neither."


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: Acorn4
Date: 21 Dec 09 - 02:17 PM

Rode McKeun was once described by a journalist of the time as "every housewife's favourite hippy".


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Dec 09 - 11:00 AM

Okay. There have been a lot of posts here...but what started this thread was my sincere inquiry as to whether the Bee Gees' song "I Started a Joke" is the wimpiest song ever...or is it deep? We have drifted far afield since then. However, a diligent search on the Net has finally answered my question! Read the following and become enlightened. Spaw, are you reading this? I hope so, because THIS is the FINAL WORD on the matter!

I Started A Joke: An Interpretive Study
by Mary Lee Foote
Mary Lee Foote analyzed the Robin Gibb song I Started A Joke some time ago, and offered to share it with some of her fellow Bee Gees fans. Because it was rather long she was reluctant to post it on any mailing list. I thought it was most interesting and offered to post it on her behalf on my website. Mary Lee and I hope you enjoy it.


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Though this song is considered old in musical reference, it still springs new to the masses who perpetually discover and rediscover the talents of the Bee Gees. Even those of us who have been fans for the span of a generation find new meaning in old lyrics as life carries us into dimensions we have never before explored.

Often seen as a spiritual commentary on Robin's part, he has never claimed that to be the basis of the piece, as such. Experience draws us all in a diversity of directions, often all at once, and inspiration is the trickle-down of that overload.

I am not one to climb into the great minds of our times and autopsy their brainchild of work but I have an awareness of something woven into the lyric here that I've never before seen discussed. The piece encompasses only eight lines of poetic statement, clean and straight-forward in appearance and delivery, yet steeped in the mystery of a thousand ages. This song leaves naked, parts of the soul we tend to keep covered, even from our own deeper selves.

We see in it, our own personal sins of omission that do not look so pretty in black and white and are even more haunting when presented in a package of understated music and single-voiced verse. Although I do see where the spiritual intonation peers through the lyric at us, I see here, too, the personal commentary of an inner moral dilemma being posed by the subject and the step by step process by which he rationalizes his justification for not following his inner personal voice. This person wants desperately to shed his etiquetted skin and stand on the purity of truth rather than cower in civilized silence in the face of injustice.

He theorizes the consequences of such an action on his part. He knows his statement will upset the world that, up to this point, was living comfortably in its own shallow self-deception. Because his view is so different from everyone else, he knows this will upset the sedate tranquility of those around him. In defensive retaliation, rather than re-examining, reforming, and admitting to the error of their ways, society would turn its collective, disdainful back on his statement and proclaim the fundamental truth he has exposed to be merely the folly of a prankster.

He goes on to see that he will not be taken seriously and cries in the frustration of being the only one who has had this vision of truth and reality. He feels alone and small in the cosmos. At this, he knows the world will take great delight in his outward appearance of weakness and defeat and in their arrogance he knows they will unite in crushing declamation and mercilessly taunt him wherever he goes, all the days of his life.

He looks up, seeking heavenly approval and resolve of the issue. He attempts to clear his eyes searching for a sign of the miraculous awakening of those around him. Just as he begins to dry his eyes in the faith that, because of his sincerity of heart, there will surely now be change, he tumbles out of his dream-state into reality. He falls hard from grace back into the moment.

The enormity of the entire situation crashes over him like a tidal wave as he sees the ramifications of what he has started by his simple statement of truth. He is paralyzed in thought and can no longer make sense of his own words as they drown in the whirlpool of confusion between human emotion and soulful truth. He eventually dies a broken man because he knows the truth but never pursued it to the fullest of its intent due to his lack of courage in his own personal convictions. He saw himself as wholly inadequate to challenge what he did not approve of in this world so he never stood up for what he believed in.

After his death, civilization perpetuates itself in its blithe ignorance, unscathed by the voice of truth he held within. He is gone, and with him, the potential threat he posed to a thinly-skinned euphoric society.

In the end, he sees that he had indeed been right and that society was truly wrong. He knows then, all too late, that he would have made a difference if only he had not given in to his own imagined fears.

He wasted a lifetime repressing himself and the truth he had once envisioned. He had become his own worst enemy. He had shackled his own soul down - not the society that he had tried to hold accountable for his lack of action. He ultimately became the very thing he once morally raged against - a silent, self-deceiving member of a pretentious urbane society.

Yes, the joke WAS on him.


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: Severn
Date: 22 Dec 09 - 11:26 AM

WOW! LH,

I started to choke
Which started the whole world gagging.
When the swallows came back
Then the choke was on me.....


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: GUEST,david robinson
Date: 22 Dec 09 - 12:57 PM

If it's the Brothers Gibb ...it's wimpy cos they are ...what's left of them !!!


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: Genie
Date: 22 Dec 09 - 01:11 PM

Before I read Mary Lee Foote's analysis of the song "I Started A Joke," I'll share my sort of knee-jerk reactive analysis of the song. (And I was never aware, till you posted it, Hawk, that it was Robin Gibb who wrote and sang it.)
The song always struck me as symptomatic of paranoid schizophrenia: delusions of persecution and grandeur.   When I joke, people cry. When I cry, people laugh. And my death brings everyone else to life.   Not only does nobody understand or appreciate me, but the whole world revolves around me.

To me, that's not wimpy, that's just paranoid delusional. : )


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: pdq
Date: 22 Dec 09 - 01:31 PM

Much introspective and "sensitive" poetry and song was popular in the 1960s.

Blaming it on Rod McKuen is quite unfair, and claiming that he is personally wimpy is absurd.

He was born in Oakland, one of the toughest cities in the country. He survived a violent and alcoholic father until he ran away form home. From there he did work as a ranch hand, rodeo worker, laborer, even as a stunt man. He was homeless at one point and has real "streat smarts". McKuen is one tough man.

He also wrote some fine songs.


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Dec 09 - 02:31 PM

Well said, pdq. But I can't wait to hear Spaw's reaction to Mary Lee Foote's heartfelt essay on the real meaning of "I Started a Joke". ;-)


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: PoppaGator
Date: 22 Dec 09 - 02:46 PM

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned "Patches (I'm depending on you, son)."

Also: on the subject of non-wimpy covers of the BeeGees, please consider Al Green's "How Do You Mend A Broken Heart." Nothing wimpy about Rev Al! His rendition is ballsy enough to redeem the entire Gibbs brothers caatlog...


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Dec 09 - 03:12 PM

Does Daltry's angry performance save the song?
Or do these two lines

If I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat

make "Behind Blue Eyes" the wimpiest song ever?

If we look at lyrics alone, I would have to say it is the wimpiest, whiniest and most self pitying song anywhere, with "Alone Again, Naturally" a close second.


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Subject: RE: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego
Date: 22 Dec 09 - 06:36 PM

I certainly did not intend to demean Rod McKuen's work. I liked some of his compositions and sang a few. I was aware of his upbringing and the sensitivity of his work was probably his answer to it. One song of his which I have always liked was done by Bud & Travis in the early 1960's - "So Long, Stay Well." I believe it was either co-written or with music by Art Podell. The other two that I enjoyed performing were "Doesn't Anybody Know My Name?" and "The World I Used to Know." Not bad stuff, and hardly wimpy.


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