Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend Date: 12 Feb 05 - 06:15 AM Sorry Gaia this is 100 |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Scooby Doo Date: 12 Feb 05 - 08:27 AM I think you should go back to school and do your basic maths Sttaw Legend. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 12 Feb 05 - 12:23 PM And just what is wrong with library paste? Ever eaten tapioca? Library paste is best grade chocolate compared with tapioca. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Susu's Hubby Date: 13 Feb 05 - 08:25 PM Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: frogprince Date: 13 Feb 05 - 08:29 PM It isn't a question of trust; it's a question of dietary preferences. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Peace Date: 13 Feb 05 - 08:54 PM Never smack your weewee with a hammer just to see if it hurts. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Teresa Date: 13 Feb 05 - 09:00 PM Never put ice in a hot thermos, unless you want to experiment with spectacularly breaking (exploding?) glass. agree with you about tapioca, Liz, but not about library paste! teresa |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 13 Feb 05 - 09:20 PM Whassa problem with tapioca? Put enough habanero pepper sauce on it and it ain't half bad. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Peace Date: 13 Feb 05 - 09:22 PM Good with "Tuong Ot Toi Vietnam" sauce also. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Teresa Date: 14 Feb 05 - 03:57 AM side note on tapioca: even though I hated it, a friend talked me into trying a "tapioca soda" in a Chinese convenience store in San Francisco. It's a sort of soft drink that comes with a very fat straw, and you suck fat tapioca balls up through the straw. Oh my lord! My friend was laughing at my faces! Somehow, I drank half of it, and then felt most queasy! Teresa |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bunnahabhain Date: 14 Feb 05 - 05:18 AM Never think out loud without thinking more quietly first. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Crystal Date: 14 Feb 05 - 05:23 AM Never drink Root Beer. It is FOUL!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Dave Hanson Date: 14 Feb 05 - 06:47 AM Stand up in canoe to look over the weir to see if you can shoot it. I did this on the river Donnau in Bavaria,only thing I achieved was an early bath. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: skipy Date: 14 Feb 05 - 08:41 AM Never reset your oddometer through spokes of your steering wheel while leaving a garage forecourt (filling station) if you are turning a corner! Skipy |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Snuffy Date: 14 Feb 05 - 09:13 AM Trust a man with a beard..... who shaves |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Dave Hanson Date: 14 Feb 05 - 09:41 AM Let your dingle dangle in the dirt, Always keep your dingle, wrapped up in your shirt. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bert Date: 14 Feb 05 - 11:35 PM Use an internet page as your default page. Create your own little html and keep it on your computer. It'll save you scads of time. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Gurney Date: 15 Feb 05 - 02:11 AM Try to dry damp chili powder in a microwave, unless you have a deathwish. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Susu's Hubby Date: 15 Feb 05 - 03:42 PM ......try to bathe a cat. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 15 Feb 05 - 05:04 PM Never take off your shirt before playing your accordion. Never clear spit from a penny whistle by blowing hard into the mouthpiece. You will floor every dog in a one mile radius. Never upset the person who cooks your food. DT |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bunnahabhain Date: 16 Feb 05 - 01:31 PM forget to add your name when posting as a guest. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Layah Date: 07 Mar 05 - 01:53 PM Never set a piece of cake down near a knife that had recently been used to chop garlic. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Jim Dixon Date: 07 Mar 05 - 02:35 PM If you're mixing cake batter with an electic hand mixer, and the cord comes unplugged from the mixer and the tip falls into the batter, don't take it out and lick it off without unplugging it from the wall first. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: ToulouseCruise Date: 07 Mar 05 - 03:06 PM Never put a tube of either contact cement or hemmoroid cream in the area where you normally keep your toothpaste. Especially if you may not have your glasses on in the morning. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Georgiansilver Date: 07 Mar 05 - 04:18 PM Never believe everything you see written here. Use your own intuition and make sure you get it right! Best wishes, Mike. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Don Firth Date: 07 Mar 05 - 04:42 PM . . . squat with your spurs on. . . . zip up your fly without first making sure everything is properly stowed. Don Firth |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Padre Date: 08 Mar 05 - 12:16 AM Order grits in New Jersey |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 08 Mar 05 - 10:55 AM . . . pick up your cat for a quick cuddle if you're all dressed up to go someplace. (You'll never get that white hair off of those black slacks and sweater!) |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: JennyO Date: 08 Mar 05 - 08:41 PM Way back in this thread, Jim Tailor quoted the words of a song which I find myself singing every time I look in here. So I decided to post all the words: "You Don't Mess Around With Jim" (As recorded by Jim Croce) JIM CROCE Uptown got its hustlers The bowery got its bums Forty Second Street got Big Jim Walker He a pool shootin' son of a gun Yeah he big and dumb as a man can come But he's stronger than a country hoss And when the bad folks all get together at night You know they all call Big Jim boss, just because And they say you don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off an 'ole Lone Ranger And you don't mess around with Jim Well outa South Alabama come a country boy He said I'm lookin' for a man named Jim I am a pool shootin' boy, my name is Willie McCoy But down home they call me Slim Yeah I'm lookin' for the king of Forty Second Street He drive an old drop-top Cadillac And last week he took all my money, and it may sound funny But I've come to get my money back And everybody say Jack, ooh don't you know That you don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off an 'ole Lone Ranger And you don't mess around with Jim Well a hush fell over the pool room And Jimmy come boppin' in off the street And when the cuttin' was done The only part that wasn't bloody was the soles of The big man's feet, woah Yeah he were cut in 'bout a hundred places And he was shot in a couple more And you better believe they sung a different kind of story When a Big Jim hit the floor, aw Now they say you don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off an 'ole Lone Ranger And you don't mess around with Slim (Spoken) Yeah Big Jim got his hat, find out where it's at And it's not hustling people strange to you Even if do got a two piece custom made pool cue...yea Now they say you don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off an 'ole Lone Ranger And you don't mess around with Slim. |