BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel

Subject: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel
From: olddude
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 03:18 AM

Warning Adult content

    Last of the Mo-hick-guns
      chapter one

In a small cabin in the middle of the back woods, Uncle Merle and Aunt Dottie were gettin it on in their favorite position, on top of the old gun cabinet.

Suddenly Merle yelled "Sheet fire Dottie"
Not yet replied Dottie, I ain't even breathing heavy yet!

No replied Merle, some varmint done stole our favorite squirrel gun right out of the gun case!!

Dicken you say replied Dottie
Yup Merle exclaimed

NO said Dottie, I mean put the Dick In's

Meanwhile back at the barn, cousin Chester practicing for mudcat's full metal nakked juggling with Bessie the milk cow

... more to follow

(note: feel free to add more, I got writer's block at the moment)

Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 04:14 AM

Now Chester whos real name was Sally, is called Chester because of her thick chest hair.

Chester, yelled Merle, do you know who stole the squirrel rifle?

Why Dicken replied Chester

Not now said Merle I just done your Aunt Dottie

and so the great mystery continues

Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel
From: David C. Carter
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 04:22 AM

Dan,have you been snorting that Lime Green Jello again!

Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 07:42 AM

its a romance novel Dave, women love romance novels :-) A follow up to Raps, mouldy Dick

Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel
From: Amos
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 09:39 AM

By latest report interest in Rapp's mouldy dick has fallen off.

Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 09:48 AM

Meanwhile, down the road, a furtive figure chuckled furtively in the furze which clasping the squirrel rifle to his or her chest.

"Ouch!" he, she or it stated, as the cock pinched a tender portion of his, her or its chest between the flint and the frizzen. "That there surely did smart a bit. Gonna leave a nasty bruise too," the non-gender-specific individual remarked reflexively.

Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 10:58 AM

"That there surely did smart a bit. Gonna leave a nasty bruise too," the non-gender-specific individual remarked reflexively."

Come, come (no pun intended), surely that is " the non-gender-specific individual remarked painfully."

Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel
From: olddude
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 11:50 AM

can't stop laughing

Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 12:04 PM

This stuff is kinda suggestive. Whatsa matter? Not gettin' enough action, Dan?

- Chongo

p.s. I didn't realize Rap was drawin' interest on his dick. How does one activate such a plan? I could use a little extra at the end of the month.

Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel
From: gnu
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 04:44 PM

"... use a little extra..." Oh, now, that is just askin for it.

Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 09:40 PM

Chingo COULD us more than a little extra of a lot.

Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 10:53 PM

"Chingo COULD us more than a little extra of a lot"

Getting incoherent, Rap?

Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel
From: gnu
Date: 03 Mar 12 - 03:45 PM

Writer's block or are you so feverishly composing the next greatest work of prose of mankind in ages that you don't have time for installments?