Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 02 Feb 00 - 05:20 PM Hello 'Catters! Yes, it's *another* challenge for the Mudcat Songbook!! All of you entomologically-minded folks will be especially interested in this one: I heard a report on NPR today that scientists in the US have made a fantastic advance in the study of honey bees -- they've caught several of the little buggers and glued diodes and antennae on their back with double-sided poster tape. "They look like hors d'oeuvres with glass toothpicks in them," said one of the researchers. Then the researchers release the honey bees and *attempt* to follow them in vans equipped with radio receivers; communicating with each other via walkie-talkies, evoking such conversations as: "He's going north." "Now he's going west." "He's going south -- nope, make that north again." Unfortunately, I was unable to hear the end of the story, or to what purpose this 'fantastic advance' has been made -- but I'll leave that up to your imagination. My dad was a beekeeper for years, and I can't help but imagine him laughing himself silly if he could hear this story, and making some comment about "the guys in white coats tailing the 'little sisters'." So, there ya go -- take it away and may everyone win! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 05:30 PM Boy, Áine, you do come up with a honey every now and then!! I will have to comb through my imagination and see if I can come up with a few stinging lines for the sake of our Queen. It's a mighty good life, and it's kinda funny...naw, lines are too short. I'm sure there's a whole hive of possibilities buzzing around in here, just wait 'til I start waxing! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Metchosin Date: 02 Feb 00 - 05:43 PM Aine as your Dad was a beekeeper. would he forgive you for your slip of calling them "he". *BG* I hope that means big grin. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 02 Feb 00 - 05:49 PM Dear Metchosin, I was quoting the eejit researchers, who *should* know to call the "little sisters" *she* . . . just shows to go ya! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 02 Feb 00 - 05:54 PM geez, Áine, their project involves the MOVEMENT of the bees, you can't expect them to know something like the gender of the subjects, that's outside of the parameters of the experiment. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Mbo Date: 02 Feb 00 - 05:56 PM I don't know if I can do bug songs... --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 02 Feb 00 - 06:01 PM Mbo! a bee is not a bug! Apis Mellifera is a diligent, hardworking servant to humanity, literaly shortening her life span so that flapjacks may be covered with sweet liquid gold. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 02 Feb 00 - 06:18 PM Dear Mbo, That's why I called it a CHALLENGE! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Metchosin Date: 02 Feb 00 - 06:59 PM the blues tune I'm a King Bee might validate the researchers. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Metchosin Date: 02 Feb 00 - 07:01 PM www.sallfolks |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 07:20 PM I think we'll use that tune from The Big Rock Candy Mountain...oh the buzzing of the queen on the radar screen, the diodes on the workers! While the scientist man, in the big white van, watches scopes and chews on burgers!...this was just a try out, I'm working on it. I've heard the short form on NPR, and the entymologists are really excited about it. They're using the technology (a tiny diode glued to the back of a bee, which causes a traceable interference pattern on a radar CRT). They're gonna use it on tsetse flies next. Lots of grounds for creative stuff here, guys -- the tsetse boogie woogi! C'mon an' do it...back to the Mudcat Radio, anon. A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 02 Feb 00 - 07:34 PM Kamikaze Bee
You stick me down with ticky-tack
You think you're smart, I know you're big,
I'm in the air, I'm on the wing,
And when I sting you, I'll be dead,
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 07:42 PM Bravo, McGrath -- you're a sure head ahead of the pack, who've been left at the gate. A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 02 Feb 00 - 08:08 PM Amos, me thinks you have some competition this time 'round! Way to go, Kevin! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 09:58 PM Fred Dyer's Bees
In a faroff lane, lined with sugar cane Chorus: Ohhhhhhh the buzzing of the Queen on the radar screen! Now this science lug was in love with bugs Chorus So he bought himself a six-foot shelf Chorus Now its hard to tell what this science swell Chorus Now this fella Fred has got quite the head Ohh, the buzzing of the Queen on the radar screen |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 10:00 PM Add to Challenge submission: (Tune: The Big Rock Candy Mountain) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 02 Feb 00 - 10:28 PM Well, excuse me while I pick myself off of the floor! Kevin, Amos -- you guys are great! I love 'em both! Alright, all you other songwriters -- come on, join the fun and write a beewitching song about our little *non*-bug friends! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Mbo Date: 02 Feb 00 - 10:33 PM I think myself a smart young man For I know a lot of things Like what those little critters are That fly round on buzzing wings Collecting pollen every day From every single flower And making honey out of it For hour after hour But they can get so bothersome A-buzzing round your head And just one little sting from them Will swell and turn you red So one morning as I roamed about Partaking in the day I tried to smash one, and the people turned to me and said Let it be! You're a thug! It's a bee, not a bug! We wouldn't survive without them! They make sugar and honey And so for your money You can have them on toast or in tea Mercy me! It isn't a bug, it's a bee! Well I started think And actually ponder About what they's said So I let my mind wander Back to my youth When I was just five And I used to hurl rocks At a giant bee hive It seemed so much fun Of all things the best But something was brewing Inside that nest. So I launched a large rock At the thing on the tree Then an angry swarm flew out And headed for me! And as they doctored my stings, they said.... Let them be! You're a thug! It's a bee, not a bug! We wouldn't survive without them! They make sugar and honey And so for your money You can have them on toast or in tea Mercy me! It isn't a bug, it's a bee! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 10:44 PM Mbo, I am filing a protest with the Queen! Your song is off topic!! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Mbo Date: 02 Feb 00 - 10:51 PM Um....I thought it was just songs about bees! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 10:55 PM Beeees??? Beeees??? It's not bloody BEEeees, sir!! It's SCIENtists! THAT's the topics -- it's the SCIENtists sticking the diodes on the beees, not the bees themselves!! It was on the raddio, about them enteeemuleogisters and such! With their DIodes. It's not just about BEEEs, sir! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Mbo Date: 02 Feb 00 - 11:03 PM Oh, well EXCUSE ME! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 11:09 PM Well FINE! Beee that way! :>)) Pax vobiscum, Mbo. I like your song a lot and it is much more broadly useful than mine. Mine rerquires a special brief to understand, available at no extra charge from National Public Radio, while yours applies to childhoods everywhere! So I withdraw my challenge. I'm just cranky cuz I am spending so much time _not_ working! :>)) A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Mbo Date: 02 Feb 00 - 11:12 PM I know how you feel, Amos. My Shangri-La has gone away. --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 11:13 PM Your Shangri-La?!! O, Mbo, I am sorry. Where did she go? Why? I am sure it must be a mistake. A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Mbo Date: 02 Feb 00 - 11:16 PM I'm not sure--she just kinda faded like the Beatles on "Hey Jude." --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 11:21 PM Damn, I hate that! It's Barbry Ellen all over again -- just a failure to communicate, is what. It is so HARD to understand another person when they won't communicate, you never know which end is them and which end is you! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Mbo Date: 02 Feb 00 - 11:24 PM Amos, I can't be TOO specific, but SHE hasn't been here for days! I'm losing it! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 11:32 PM Well, don't worry about it, mate. Shocks and losses and severe upsets all have that effect -- they hang you up for days like stuck holograms, slipping in and out of the present. Known thing, so don't worry. Get your rest, keep up your chow and it'll pass in a week or so. Tho' I don't see how you managed to compose under that sort of duress! A And you can be exactly as specific as you choose, friend Mbo; no constraints from this end, anyway. A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Mbo Date: 02 Feb 00 - 11:36 PM A week or two? I hope it won't be that long! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 11:44 PM Well, a week's about half over, did you not say? I just meant for some shocks to wear off can take that long. In your case, being highly resilient and strong minded, and frequently at the mudcat Tavern, I would say less. :>)
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Metchosin Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:15 AM Beeline Talkin' Blues
Well gather round Cats and I'll tell you a story
Well I got me some bees, matter fact quite a few
Well they buzzed to the east and they buzzed to west
Just then she headed back on to to the road
Then I turned north just as she turned south
I stopped the van and started to grievin'
He arrested me and he put me in jail
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: lloyd61 Date: 03 Feb 00 - 06:52 AM Where are you going, how long will you stay? I'll follow you, little sister, even if it takes all day., You will never be out of my site. I have you in toe You are tethered to me by a little electro. You see, I have been hired to spy undercover, I have been hired by your jealous Queen lover. Chorus Queen Bee, Queen Bee, There way to small The Drowns may be cheating and sneaking around But I can't follow them all, all over town I followed you up fifth, to a hot little flower, There with great passion her nectar you devoured I saw it all, my report will be brief I watch you steal her pollen, you little sister thief Then on to the next without giving much thought Have you no feelings for the damage you have wrought.
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: lloyd61 Date: 03 Feb 00 - 06:56 AM Some how I lost a line....
Queen Bee, Queen Bee, I can't follow them all, |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: lloyd61 Date: 03 Feb 00 - 07:03 AM I'll try this for the last time...
Queen Bee, Queen Bee, I can't follow them all, Why am I spending time on this dumb thing? I can't type, spell, or think. The next questions is; why are you spending your time reading this dumb thing? O'well have fun.. lloyd61 |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 03 Feb 00 - 07:55 AM *******************CONGRATULATIONS!!********************** To all of you BEEautiful BEEstowers of BEE songs!! Great job, everyone! Very creative AND funny, couldn't ask for more. If anyone else wants a go at it, feel free and welcome. {Mbo, Even though your song swung a little wide of topic, that's perfectly fine. Your song is a wonderful reminisence; although, I find it hard to believe that you *ever* threw a rock at anything.} -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Mbo Date: 03 Feb 00 - 08:10 AM Thanks, Áine. The song wasn't autobiographical at all. In fact, I'm on quite good terms with bees--I don't bother them, they don't bother me. I don't throw rocks--but I have been known to hurl pinecones to dislodge badminton birdies from tree limbs....anyway, I'm working on another song....I'll probably have it up tonight--today's my full day. --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 08:18 AM Oh, man....Mbo's working on another song....durn...gosh......I jes know he's gonna get ma Golden Cow Chip...this guy is rough...gosh....durn.... . A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:36 AM I don't think your Golden Cow Chip gets taken away -- I think a new one just gets awarded to another deserving feller....and if you deserve another you probably get another shamrock cluster.... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:48 AM Dear Mbo, I *knew* you'd never throw a rock at bee (even if you do call it a bug)! Can't wait to see to your 'Beez Redux' tonight. Amos and MMario, Golden Cow Chip Awards are permanent and should be displayed proudly and prominently on your mantel. The Shamrock Cluster is signatory of a high level of imagination and the Harp Ribbon (yet to be awarded) is given for being able to make me fall on the floor laughing OR short out my keyboard with tears. There is one caveat, however. If I find out that any receiver of the Golden Cow Chip Award has used their trophy in a local (or international) cow chip tossing contest, said Chip will be confiscated immediately and awarded to another Song Challenger. Clear? -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:50 AM Thanks, Big M. I get ashamed of myself fer gettin' stirred up. Now a shamrock cluster on a Golden Cow Chip would look purdy!! Could wear it with ma ice-cream suit for special occasions and such!! Or to cocktail parties!! "Yep, this one was the Beekeeper Song Challenge, and the gold one was fer the FIrst World Challenge...and thet bar indicates I survived the Mudcat Tavern thread of the Winter of '99. And the silver tag is for learnin to make blue clicky things. Yes, ma'a'm, it sure is a lot of medals, but ev'y one of 'em was earned honestly. Aw shucks, ma'a'm, kinda yew to say so..." (grin) A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:52 AM Good to have these technical details out in the open...Is the Guiness Crest awarded for causing both Harp ribbon conditions within one song? Just checking, of course.... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:53 AM Good to have these technical details out in the open...Is the Guiness Crest awarded for causing both Harp ribbon conditions within one song? Just checking, of course.... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:57 AM That would be the tan foam just over my left breast pocket? Actually that was a slip of the lip! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: GUEST,Mbo Date: 03 Feb 00 - 10:03 AM Let's see...I have one our to go till my next class starts at 11. I gonna try to write that song between know and then! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 10:06 AM Mbo, you're not getting enough sleep judging from the typos that are slipping into your posts. Why'n't you take a nap until class? :>)) A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: GUEST,Mbo Date: 03 Feb 00 - 10:12 AM Not my fault, Amos! This stupid Mac I'm using has a wacky H key--you hit it and sometimes it gives you and H, sometimes it doesn't. I'm on a different machine now. --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 10:28 AM And sometimes it adds a "k". Well, take the keyboard apart and clean it out -- you'll just have time to get it all fixed by class... A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Metchosin Date: 03 Feb 00 - 11:22 AM Good mornin' and thank you Aine. Now I wuz jest wonderin' ma'am if thar wuz a separate prize fer the Blues? Maybe somethin' like the "Cleigh's Blue Smoke Award"? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 03 Feb 00 - 11:25 AM Or does that just get a golden chip with Smoke Wreath? |
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