BS: Joke thread for 2025

Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2025
From: gillymor
Date: 11 Apr 25 - 06:24 AM

Good job ferreting out that illicit cartoon, Red. We need a go-getter like you in the JPD.

Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2025
From: Bob Hitchcock
Date: 12 Apr 25 - 08:17 PM

Two Flutes meet on the street and one says "who was that Piccolo I saw you with last night?" The other one says "that was no Piccolo that was my Fife"

Sorry about that.

Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2025
From: Bob Hitchcock
Date: 12 Apr 25 - 08:19 PM

What musical instrument can be found in the bathroom?

Tuba toothpaste.

I used to teach special needs kids and they loved it.

Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2025
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 13 Apr 25 - 08:40 AM

Not sure what scale that joke was on but it was worthy of note

And one from Steve -

Mother-in-law went to see her daughter-in-law. So she knocked on her door, and, to her shock, the daughter-in-law opened the door and she was stark naked.

Says the mother-in-law, "What are you doing? I could've been anybody! And you open the door and you're stark naked!"

The daughter-in-law said, "Well you see, the thing is, this is my love suit!"

Says the mother-in-law, "Your 'love suit'? Well that's ridiculous! I'm appalled!"

And off she went, but on her way home she thought to herself, "Well maybe that's not too bad an idea after all. Love suit eh? Maybe I'll try that too..."

So later, when her husband got back from work, she opened the door to him, stark naked.

"What the devil do you think you're doing!" He exclaimed.

"Well this is my love suit!" She replied.

He looked her up and down and said, "Well next time you put it on, make sure you've ironed it first!"