BS: Are facts shite?

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: CarolC
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 11:48 AM

Thanks for the offer Carol, and please pm when you have a moment. I note that T has asked for the same info, and would guess that many others have been following this discussion and would like to see it too. Perhaps you could just post it here, reopening if necessary.

Here's a few of them, Keith A of Hertford.

http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=55999

http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=70666

http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=56679

The first of the three is particularly interesting because in that one, I provided a link to an article that was posted originally by Teribus, and thereafter he kept trying to attribute that article to me. Even after I attempted to point out, several times, that the article in question was posted originally by him and that I had simply provided the link to his article.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: greg stephens
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 11:51 AM

Jack the Sailor: I dont think you have fully grasped the fact that selling someone a spanner is not precisely the same as knowingly helping them to build a certain type of factory. It may be the same, but it is not necessarily the same.
   Accusing you of driving a car does not, of itslf, imply that you have run your wife over.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Don Firth
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 12:53 PM

When Martin Gibson was born, the doctor took one look at him and slapped his mother.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Once Famous
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 01:10 PM

No one slapped my mother don firth. If you want to get personal like that, the best part of you was left in your father's condom.

Tang and Chongo can't make it as humans so they pose as monkeys. Not comical or clever, but a good case study for a shrink.


As far as your smarts, mooman, I could give a dump on the corner of State and Madison what you do with your big scientific position. This makes you smart? And college progfessors are smart also just because they are college professors? Pretty stupid, mooman. You are obviously quite full of yourself and other toxic waste.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 01:16 PM

Yeah? You're so full of yourself, Martin, it's a wonder you don't explode. But it's a good thing. Imagine the smell.

Listen, bozo...a chimpanzee is not a monkey. Neither is an orangutan. They are apes, and they're a healthy cut above you on the evolutionary scale, that's for sure.

Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: mooman
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 02:41 PM

Not quite so much as you it seems Mr Gibson.

Our exchange is terminated at this point.

mooman

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Once Famous
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 03:12 PM

Maybe on your end, Mooman

You can dish it out, but you can't take it. As for praising CarolC, one of the most one-sided anti-Israel, anti-Americans on this forum, it's quite possible that you lost your mind in one of your science experiments. weren't you the scientist in the Back to the Future movies? Or have you been watching too much Dexter's Labratory on Cartoon Network?

OK, chongo so you are an ape, not a monkey. Excuse me. They are truly a healthy cut above larvae. Children point at them and laugh at the zoo. They do very little that is original, just mimic. they are filthy animals, actually and very, very smelly.

Maybe you are really Michael Jackson's chimp Jacko. I am sure that if you walk around like you have the NY Times up your rump, you probably are.

So are facts shite, anyone?

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 04:14 PM

Naw...I walk around like I've got the police gazette up my ass! But that's just on Mondays. The rest of the week I walk normally. How about you?

I met Bubbles once. Poor sucker. His mind was totally gone. That's what you get livin' in a place called Neverland with a geek that wears pancake makeup and wants to change both his gender and his skin color.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Once Famous
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 04:28 PM

I walk pretty normal, also. But sometimes my feet hurt if I am standing on them too long.

Can you rescue Bubbles? If you do, I am sure he would be happy. However, he would probably need tremendous therapy after years of being a homo ape.

When are bananas going to be on sale?

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: CarolC
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 04:35 PM

As for praising CarolC, one of the most one-sided anti-Israel, anti-Americans on this forum

Accepting this characterization of me also requires accepting your definition of the terms "anti-Israel" and "anti-American". Something that, obviously, no-one is under any obligation to do, and it would appear, some have not. But as we all know, each of us is entitled to his or her own opinions.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Once Famous
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 05:01 PM

Yes, but many have accepted this and it is my not so humble opinion that you are very anti-Israel and very anti-American CarolC.

You do not need to be a flag waving conservative or a Jew to read through your agenda.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 05:12 PM

Well, I figure Bubbles is pretty much a lost cause at this point, but I may be wrong. There are some good therapists out there. Anything is possible. One thing I know, though, rescuing him is beyond my expertise.

When are bananas gonna be on sale? Now that is a question worth asking! Soon I hope.

Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: CarolC
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 05:20 PM

Each of us is responsible for our own actions and reactions, Martin. That's the best any of us can do. You think you know what's in my heart. I say you don't. But that's neither here nor there for the purpose of this discussion.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Once Famous
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 05:52 PM

I'm not really sure I care what's in your heart,or your pants for that matter.

But it must be hard to be so unhappy with living in this great country. So much focus on all of your perceived injustices, so much research put into substantiating them. You have a lot of bitterness. I have a feeling that Jewish boyfriend dumped you pretty hard.

I'd rather be in my shoes. People accuse me of being too happy with life, getting to much out of it. My only agenda to come here is to really prove nothing. No agenda except to have some fun, pass a little time, blow some smoke up the butts who think they know everything.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: CarolC
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 06:24 PM

You're projecting, Martin. And what you're projecting says a lot more about you than it does about me.

Since you love bringing the subject of my old boyfriend up here in the Mudcat so much, I guess I ought to set you straight on what happened.

My old boyfriend was 18 and I was 16 when we met. I'll call him Butch just to make things simpler. His father had been ill with Multiple Sclerosis since Butch was about six or seven years old. He (the father) had a particularly bad kind of MS, and by the time I met Butch, his father couldn't move at all and could barely speak. Butch was not at all prepared, emotionally, to deal with this situation, and it wasn't common for families to seek counseling in situations like this way back then. So Butch resented his father terribly for not being "there" for him as he was growing up, and he pretty much wrote his father out of his life, even though his father was lying in a bed just down the hall.

About six months after Butch and I got together, his father went into a coma and after about three days, he died.

Butch was devestated because he felt the tremendous guilt from the way he treated his father in his declining years. I think Butch probably did the best he could under the circumstances, but I can also understand how he would experience guilt after his father died.

Butch told me that he didn't want to end the relationship with me, but that he couldn't see me for a while, and he asked me to wait for him. I waited for him for a few months, and eventually he said he wanted to start seeing me again. We were together for probably a total of about three to four years, but it was never the same after Butch's father died. We eventually grew apart and went our separate ways. No hard feelings for either of us.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: GUEST,Clint Keller
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 02:13 AM

"People accuse me of being too happy with life, getting to much out of it."

Is that a fact?

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Teribus
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 05:56 AM

From Jack the Sailor - 07 Jul 04 - 09:03 AM

<
1. In 1975 the US Government knowingly helped Iraq obtain the technology to build its first chemical warfare plant.

2. In 1975 the US Government knowingly helped Iraq build its first chemical warfare plant.

The first sentence is what Saïd K Aburish, the former government Minister under Saddam Hussein, actually wrote.

The second represents the message freda underhill was trying to put across.>> (Teribus)

Actually I don't see a difference at all. (Jack the Sailor)

I would say that your response to my question Jack, indicates that you have serious problems regarding basic comprehension of the english language.

As to United Nations Security Council Resolution 1441, you seem to ignore the point that it was proposed by the United States of America, which means, Jack, that THEY put the matter before the UNSC, the United Kingdom and Spain seconded it as they agreed that the matter should be discussed and thought that action was required on the part of the United Nations.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 12:05 PM

Guest, Clint Keller:

Yes, it is a fact. It is not my opinion.


A sad story, CarolC.

Teribus, is it a fact that this is what Said said? Or did Said "say" this? Maybe it is what Said heard, not said? Maybe it's really only heresay, and not what Said actually said. In other words, what did Said say?

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: CarolC
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 12:31 PM

A sad story, CarolC.

Yes, I think so too.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 12:39 PM

Most of the sayings attributed to Said have already been said by various naysayers to not be what Said said at all. Whaddya say to that? If Said said what he is said to have said then we are going to have to look into the matter further and document it exhaustively until we are all absolutely certain of what Said really said. And Teribus is the guy to do it for us! I await the results eagerly.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 12:51 PM

Tell me the difference between these two statements.

Jack the Sailor knowingly tried to help Teribus become more self aware.
Jack the Sailor called Teribus and idiot.


Teribus.

Go look up the word "only" in the dictionary. The United States' efforts cannot be the only ones if they had help from Britain and Spain. You are an blustering idiot.


Iraq COULD NOT HAVE BUILT FUNCTIONING CHEMICAL WEAPONS PLANTS WITHOUT THE TECHNOLOGY. If the US helped them get the technology required to build the plant, they helped them build the plants. Its really very very simple, but apparantly beyond your comprehension.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 02:30 PM

Don't feel bad, Teribus.

Just go tell Jack to brush his tooth like I do.

He also used improper grammar when he said, "you are an blustering idiot." That is wrong usage of the article "an" in front of a word that begins like a vowel. Any halfway educated person, even if they live amidst trailer court culture knows that an "a" should be used in front of a word beginning with a vowel.


Jack, try this one: How is you?

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 03:03 PM

Correction.

It should have read "you are a blustering idiot."

Right Jack?

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: GUEST,San Hall
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 03:19 PM

And this grammar lesson has been brought to you by a blithering idiot.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 03:32 PM

I'll admit to having made a typo. Mr. Gibson, it is with a heavy heart that I have to inform you that you have made four mistakes to my one.

1. The letter "B" is not a vowel.
2. It is indeed right and proper to use the word "an" before a word beginning with a vowel.
3. You have never told me to brush my tooth.
4. and it should have read "You both are blustering idiots."

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 03:34 PM

BTW

I is fine.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 03:43 PM

Jack

Is your last name Mehoff?

Guest San Hall: Did you mean "Sam" Hall? What the fuck kind of name is San? If it's Sandy or Sanford, OK, but "San" is reserved for San Diego, San Francisco, etc. Ditch the San name. Really ridiculous.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 03:44 PM

"Right, Jack?" should also have a comma in it, before "Jack". :-)

We should launch another thread: Is Grammar Shite?

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 03:47 PM

A word that begins like a vowel?

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 04:11 PM

grammar is shite.

This thread is shite.

All guests are shite, also.

A cheeseburger and fresh cut fries on the other hand, is pretty good.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 04:19 PM

And so is a ripe banana.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 04:31 PM

This thread is shite.

Yet you keep coming back for more?

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 04:33 PM

Yes, he likes Guests, too.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 04:37 PM

He seems to liek vowel language as well.

Lol

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 04:38 PM

oops

like

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 04:44 PM

Martin just enjoys stirring the pot. He seems to find delight in rattling people's cages. That's probably why he and Chongo have these spats from time to time. :-) Besides, they're both from Chicago, and both rugged individualists by nature.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 04:51 PM

I didn't know that chongo was from Chicago. Probably from the West Side!

Jack "the sailor" Mehoff sounds like:

a) A gangster
b) one who has been keel hauled
c) a "spittin"(sic) image of Bluto
d) arms like Popeye, brain like Sweet Pea

Check one.

Matter of fact Czechoslovakia (sp)

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 04:53 PM

Martin seems to be on a highly successful mission to convince us that he is an ass. Even Chongo makes more sense.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: GUEST,Clint Keller
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 04:54 PM

"Guest, Clint Keller:

"Yes, it is a fact. It is not my opinion."

I didn't think it was your opinion and I didn't think it was a fact; I thought it was a lie.

clint

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 04:59 PM

Well I realize that bowel ENDs like a vowel, and thought his mind might be working in that direction, but he clearly said begins like, so I just dunno which end is up on Martin.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: GUEST,Sam
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 05:36 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: GUEST,Sam Hall
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 05:41 PM

Yes, that's me.

"San," in names like "San Francisco" or "San Mateo" means "saint." Maybe there is a Saint Hall? But no. Considering my curtain speech a few centuries ago, I failed to make sainthood, but that's alright. That kind of life never was for me.

I stuck in the typo just checking to see if you were awake, Martin Gibson, and to see if you would miss the main message (that you are a blithering idiot) and chose to fasten on the type, which you did, therefore proving that that you are a blithering.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: GUEST,Sam Hall
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 05:43 PM

idiot!

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 05:43 PM

No lie, you big fat guest Clint Keller. Cross my heart and swear at Bhudda it's the truth.

Guest, heric are you a heretic or one who would ask Vanna White if you could buy a bowel.

Lame response, Jack.

Guest Sam, speaketh!!

Speaking of asses, don't all democrats worship them?

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 05:47 PM

guest Sam Hall, glad you found your voice and the ability to take three tries to post one thought. You can't even spell your name right. what a douche bag with earflaps you are.

Your "testing me" song and dance wins this weeks top hat and cane tap dance award.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 05:53 PM

MG

You've more than proved yourself as an ass's ass. But not one to rest on your arse you continue to act asinine and assail us with proof of our assessment of you as an ass.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 05:59 PM

Hey Jack

Are you the only one with a computer in the trailer court? Isn't Reba's show on?

Let me ponder the statement "an ass's ass." Is this the most brilliant thing I have heard coming out of rural alabamy? If I am an ass's ass, than you are a donkey's rectum.

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 06:09 PM

Lame reply.

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: GUEST,Sam Hall
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 06:16 PM

Gotcha again!!! Miss the point and pick up on the trivia!

Subject: RE: BS: Are facts shite?
From: GUEST,Clint Keller
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 06:19 PM

"No lie, you big fat guest Clint Keller. Cross my heart and swear at Bhudda it's the truth."

I'm a pretty big guest but not a very fat one. That's my opinion, anyhow. About 6-3, 210 pounds. That's a fact. You can check it out.

Does crossing your heart means anything to a Jew? Maybe if you Mogen Davided it? is that a verb?

Swearing at Bhudda [or even Buddha] doesn't meant anything to anybody.

You write like a most unhappy man, taking out your bile in a place where you can avoid responsibility.

clint