BS: Free Broadband for life?

Subject: BS: Free Broadband for life?
From: Oaklet
Date: 04 Aug 04 - 02:00 PM

I live in the UK, unhappily over 6 km from a broadband-enabled exchange so I am stuck with a dial-up until British Teecommunications PLC extends the range to 10 km. Just when I was about to resign meself to this for ever, in the pub last night a bloke (a very nice bloke though) tells me about this http://www.juiceboosted.com/index.php which is supposed to be a free- for-ever broadband service using innovotaive file compression technology and a transfer speed - 4 times faster than broadband, though it does seem to mention a requirement for a squillion-whatsits-per sec modem. They multi-level market the thing - if it's as good as they claim, I'm sure that the nice bloke wouldn't mind his affliate-owned website receiving a bit of an airing but I wondered if anyone had any experience of similar offers that might (to a bit of a cynic like me) have a whiff of the too-good-to-be-true about them.

Or is it what we have been waiting for?

Any thoughts, anyone?

Subject: RE: BS: Free Broadband for life?
From: Oaklet
Date: 04 Aug 04 - 02:02 PM

I'm in a rush so please forgive the spelling of innovative and affiliate and anything else.

Subject: RE: BS: Free Broadband for life?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 04 Aug 04 - 02:21 PM

Can't tell you an more than you already know without an "Affiliate ID number"

Soounds like Amway for Broadband...

Subject: RE: BS: Free Broadband for life?
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 04 Aug 04 - 02:25 PM

no fees but you can earn cash by being an affiliate? sounds fishy to me!

Subject: RE: BS: Free Broadband for life?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 04 Aug 04 - 03:21 PM

sorry... that above should have read "Scamway"

:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Free Broadband for life?
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 04 Aug 04 - 03:42 PM

Hmm. Multilevel marketing? Let me guess: You pay some money up front and then you get the money back after you have recruited some other subscribers? And you recruit them by telling them that they can get their money back the same way?

Subject: RE: BS: Free Broadband for life?
From: jimmyt
Date: 04 Aug 04 - 03:55 PM

Oaklet, I think you have a better shot at the Celtic gold.hmmmmmmmm maybe you and I could go in to business with Celticgoldquest.com where I sell people on the multi-level marketing of your quest for the gold which, by the way, could be any day now, and each of them would become direct distributors in the scheme, and NO it is not a pyramid scheme and it is perfectly legal, and we could have our photos made with models on our arms beside new jaguars,ooh! it should be grand!

Subject: RE: BS: Free Broadband for life?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Aug 04 - 06:20 PM

Free anything for life would set some bells off.

Subject: RE: BS: Free Broadband for life?
From: Oaklet
Date: 04 Aug 04 - 07:03 PM

It does smell a bit fishy. Wading through the guff, I found this:

"Therefore, when you refer 10 affiliates into JUICE and they refer another 10 each who further refers 10 affiliates and each of them sign up 100 JUICE customers per month, then the income you could EARN is really phenomenal. Work it out for yourself! Your income would be over £200, 000 GBP a month from your own overrides and personal revenue. £200, 000 GBP"

Actually, it is poisoning my nostrils like a tonne of rancid cod.

Forget this pile of old cobblers and visit www.celticgoldquest.com for a real mult-level marketing opportunity that'll earn you shit-loads of real, dependable, guaranteed income for life. I have just registered this as my own idea. I'm off to the Jaguar showroom, me.

Subject: RE: BS: Free Broadband for life?
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 04 Aug 04 - 07:11 PM

Don't believe everything a trouser press in Darlington tells you, even if it is Best Western.

Subject: RE: BS: Free Broadband for life?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 12:48 AM

i reckon its a big rip off.

Subject: RE: BS: Free Broadband for life?
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 06:03 AM

I think its a big sell scam myself!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Free Broadband for life?
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 01:10 PM

I have retained a barrister on my behalf for my share of the Celticgoldquest.com venture. I will see you in court you saxon swine! You will recognise me as the guy with the powdered wig on.and a thong

Subject: RE: BS: Free Broadband for life?
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 01:12 PM

Did I mention I was carrying your baby?

Subject: RE: BS: Free Broadband for life?
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 02:34 PM

From the offices of Freeman Hardy and Willis - solictors; on behalf of client who is currently amassing a considerable fortune and who is spending inordinate amounts of time with several healthy-looking women in a four-poster in the Bahams.

"Go and bollocks yer big dentist, yer."

Without prejudice.

Subject: RE: BS: Free Broadband for life?
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 02:35 PM

Bahamas

Without prejudice

Subject: RE: BS: Free Broadband for life?
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 02:47 PM

so in order to get this incredible income 1000 people have to sign up 100 clients EACH per month. And only the person at the top of that pyrimid gets that income.

Subject: RE: BS: Free Broadband for life?
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 02:56 PM

from the office of Dewey Cheatim and Howe, attorneys at Law,

to Mssr Oaklet, knave, highwayman, overall Blackguard

Dear Sir,

please be advised we are intercepting your correspondence to our client in the United States, and anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

If you think for one minute anyone thinks you are keeping company with a female of any species other than bovine, and the thoughts of getting said cow on to a plane and to the Bahamas, not to mention generously slathing the sunscreen on her udders on a pristine white tropical beach, is a sad day for British security. We will be watching you , sir!!!!