BS: I tracked down Spaw

Subject: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: frogprince
Date: 25 Aug 12 - 03:06 PM

He claims he lives in Ohio, but we found his place in a little town in Quebec.!

Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 25 Aug 12 - 03:34 PM

Tried calling the phone number on the window, but when I tried "talkin' Spaw" at them they claimed it was a unrecognizable language and hung up.

Obviously that place is a "false lead," probably planted to deliberately mislead all the "hotties" who've been so aggresively pursuing him. (It probably does get tiresome after so many many many many many ... years.)

John

Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: gnu
Date: 25 Aug 12 - 03:58 PM

Must be a Frenchise location.

Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: Beer
Date: 25 Aug 12 - 05:24 PM

Wonder if he is a Separatist?
Ad.

Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: michaelr
Date: 25 Aug 12 - 06:30 PM

He must be behind the bricked-up door. The stench, you know.

Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Aug 12 - 07:12 PM

That's not a bricked up door. It's an emergency escape hatch.

Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: gnu
Date: 25 Aug 12 - 07:41 PM

Imaginez - Qu'un Homme - Flatulent

Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: gnu
Date: 25 Aug 12 - 07:44 PM

My apologies for the vague reference. Of course, I "quote" Harmonium, Harmonium...

Imaginez
Qu'un Homme - musicien
Vienne voir si je suis vivant
Charg par ses mille instruments
Y'en avait un pour moi, justement
Il est entr
Sans rien me dire
L'encre s'est mise a couler
Dans ma tte et sur un vieux papier
Il m'a dit de vous dire
Qu'il n'y a plus rien dire
Il m'a dit de vous dire
D'couter
D'couter le silence
Qui voudrait bien reprendre
Sa place dans la balance
Se remettre au monde
A chaque seconde
Imaginez
Qu'un Homme - musicien
Joue des airs d'un autre temps
Dlivrant son corps de ses talents
Il a pu faire de moi son enfant
Il m'a souri
Ca m'a fait rire
On a jou quelques instants
S'amusant a faire ses harmonies
Il m'a dit de vous dire...

And, no, Spaw doesn't fart better en Fracnaise.

Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Aug 12 - 08:58 PM

Tracking down Spaw is easy -- follow the scat.

Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: JennieG
Date: 25 Aug 12 - 10:36 PM

Don't you mean follow l'escat?

Seems Le Spaw is a chain of pet grooming salons in Canada......wonder if they would groom Bigfoot too? or Sasquatch?

Le mind boggles......

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: Noreen
Date: 25 Aug 12 - 10:43 PM

Stinking Spaw...

Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: Gallus Moll
Date: 26 Aug 12 - 07:26 AM

why did I always assume spaw was female- - - - ?

Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: GUEST,999
Date: 26 Aug 12 - 01:17 PM

You know any women who fart like him? Jaysus. Put Spaw on a medium sized asteroid travelling at 30,000 km/hr, and he could 'pass wind' and alter the trajectory of its forward motion. He ain't no garden variety gas passer. He has a certain authority to do with the matter. Of such things are legends made.

Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: artbrooks
Date: 26 Aug 12 - 06:22 PM

Could someone please explain to me the positive value, if any, of locating Spaw?

Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: Janie
Date: 26 Aug 12 - 06:24 PM

We know where he is, and can plan or protect ourselves accordingly...

Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: michaelr
Date: 27 Aug 12 - 01:26 AM

Upwind!

Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Aug 12 - 01:38 AM

Looks like someone threw a rock through his upstairs window.

Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: akenaton
Date: 27 Aug 12 - 05:19 AM

From Scotland??!!!

Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: olddude
Date: 27 Aug 12 - 05:45 PM

Was there a terrible smell, a bone chilling howl and some very large foot prints?

Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 12:14 PM

Was there the trail of something dragging along between those footprints? Spaw has been spreading rumors about that for years, and I want to know if they are true.