BS: For Real. I squirt.

Subject: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,sMartin Girthsome
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 10:17 AM

Well, I do ....

Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,Mrs Miggins
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 10:22 AM

Feck off you morons

Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,sMartin Girthsome
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 11:35 AM

Gettin yer jollies lurking about the boy's room again, are ya Miggins?!?

Well! Now that yer here, step up just a WEE bit closer and I'll slap all dem bees right outta dat bonnet fer ya!

Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 12:41 PM

Ya... but the Real Life VS The Internet thread was deleted...

That makes total sense to me...

Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,sMartin Girthsome
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 01:10 PM

Atta boy ClintonHammond. Yer in the right place at the right time! Just let'er all hang out'n relieve yerself ... (comically, I mean)

Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 01:18 PM

Oh... you're trying to be funny?

Keep trying..

Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,sMartin Girthsome
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 01:46 PM

Sure. Ok. Yeerrrr it!

Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,The Phantom of the Uproar
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 01:59 PM

I can't bear it!!

Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 02:26 PM

So do I but I have to be in the right frame of mind!!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 02:28 PM

Aw, puppy.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,sMartin Girthsome
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 03:05 PM

Hey! Dis is MYYY spot! Git outta here ya Phantom now , GIIIT!!   Dese ones are such pinkie-dinkies - just ain't enough here fer us both!

Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 03:38 PM

Why WAS the real life vs the Internet thread deleated ??

Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,sMartin Girthsome
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 03:48 PM

Hey Unc! Ya, you!! Anything in the paper bout dis deleation?

Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 03:57 PM

03:38.... I got mealy-mouth... kinda. Just as well. It wasn't going to go anywhere but downhill hill after I got me Irish up.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,Unc
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 04:05 PM

Nada, sMartie-boy. Sorry.

But lookie here! Maybe they know somthin we don't!

Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,sMartin Girthsome
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 04:34 PM

Nah. It was done by a gnu. A great Irish mealy-mouthed gnu.

Here ya go gnu - could this be fer you?

Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 04:43 PM

"Why WAS the real life vs the Internet thread deleted ??"

Because someone dared criticize Joe, Max et. al. and suggest that they might not know half as much about computers/internet as they would like us to believe....

Who might have done that, I cannot imagine...

Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 04:53 PM

Hehehehe!!!

Clint... twas not I? Oh, good. I had enough of a hard time trying to find my posts with my hangover telling me, "Yes, you did... didn't you? I'm sure you did... didn't you? Well, there's no such post there now, so have a cup of tea... ". Kinda scary for a few minutes.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,Mrs Miggins
Date: 27 Jun 05 - 12:57 AM

Yes sMartin Girthsome, you'd be surprised what they'll do for one of me pies.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,Unc
Date: 27 Jun 05 - 11:57 AM

Hang in there, Ms Miggins, I'll get him for ya ...

Oh well. You'll have to wait. He's tying one on with ClintonHammond right now.

And Mmmmmmmmm that DOES smell like a mmmmmighty fine pie, Ms. Miggins! Don't it, boys?! We'd love to sample your fish-and-finger-flavour- could you stop on by after practice?

Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,sMartin Girthsome
Date: 27 Jun 05 - 04:37 PM

Hey! sMartin up!! Just back right off and leav'er right alone right now Unc, y'hear? DON'T provok'er! Remember what dese pinkie-dinkied (or not) humans are like? Unpredictable! Untrustworthy!! Vicious!!! Downright bestial!!!! Keep it up and she'll attract all dem bees again and git right ornery. And then you'll NEVER get to taste dat Pie!

Sheesh. Whattaday. CH went'n got himself all bloated and colicky ... then he spit up all over my brand-new summer fur coat! Never again!!! Dese humans just ain't worth the trouble. I'm gettin on back to the woods.

Like a good bear should.