BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.

Subject: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 08:30 PM

ello,
i bought today a packet of rizla cig papers, and half of them arent sticky, and this is the THIRD TIMe that this has happened to me, and pisses me off.
and they dont even put the address on to send them back, i garantee if this ever happen again, i will do something [not sure waht i will do yet, but i defnitley do something].
i will report them to trading standars people, and write to the newspapers etc, ans anyway, why dont they put addreess on it then, evertyhing else does, ie if you not happy send it back etc, complaintes depertmant].?

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Once Famous
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 08:31 PM

Give up smoking and smell better. Then no one will care if you can't spell.

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 08:36 PM

just get lost, this is music site not spelling site, and how would yiu like it if you bought something that didn't work, and i dindt spell anything wrong anyway, so just get lost.

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Peace
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 08:40 PM

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Perhaps these people can help.

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 08:51 PM

John - Why should we care ? So you spent a buck and got something that didn't work. Big deal. That deserves a thread ?? You can't be smoking tobacco in those papers!

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 10:27 PM

I agree with jOhn. It is easy to say that when it's just a little thing, i.e. cheap, it's not worth complaining about. But that's not true. Good workmanship and quality control are important whatever the product.

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Morticalia
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 10:38 PM

chill out, i'd be horribly pissed off, if i smoked.

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 11:18 PM

If this is a music site, then why don't you write a song or tune called "Sticky Things That Aren't Sticky"?

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Peace
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 12:16 AM

Sticky things that aren't sticky,
Picky things that aren't picky,
Dicky things that aren't dicky,
Cheney, where are you now.

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Peace
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 12:37 AM

Clicky things that aren't clicky,
Icky things that aren't icky,
Tricky things that aren't tricky,
Dubya, where are you now.

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Fibula Mattock
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 04:04 AM

Sticky things that aren't sticky:
a stick.

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 05:00 AM

There you go jOhn, this where you complain to:-

http://www.rizla.co.uk/cgi-bin/disclaimer.pl?refpage=http%3A//www.rizla.co.uk/silver/game.php

just "copy" & "paste"

Regards Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Mr Red
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 07:41 AM

Rizla

(what do you do with it then Walt - don't tell me, you stick it in your ear - and then what Walt - Huh?)

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 08:25 AM

Q. Whats long and thin and sticky ?


















A. A stick

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 08:26 AM

Buy Swan or Zig instead - Much better:-)

What's brown and sticky?

A Stick!

Cheers

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 01:34 PM

Boogers after they dry.

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: TIA
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 04:10 PM

Now *this* is sticky:

稠黏

kleverig

collant

klebrig

κολλώδης

appiccicoso

粘着性がある

끈끈한

липко

pegajoso

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Peace
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 04:13 PM

That was easy for YOU to say!

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 04:46 PM

Just use the ones that are sticky for whatever purpose you use them for (i'm not one to judge:)!), then take the rest and write a message of complaint on them. Make little paper airplanes out of them, fly them out of the window, and hope they get to the rizla factory...

I woke up this morning
My sticky thing wouldn't stick
Maybe i should quit smoking
But then how would i get my kicks?

I'd lose my halitosis
And my yellow fingernails
But the thing that matters the most is
I'd lose my wits as well

I've got the sticky things blues
All the evidence i've seen
Says that smoking is no use
But i need my nicotine...

I think it's a masterpiece, personally. Now excuse me while i go smoke myself retarded, i need to get that 'marlboro-wasted' voice to sing it with:)!

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 07:47 PM

Now I'm gunna tell you young 'uns summat.

Way back when beer were tuppence a loaf, the nine leaf joint were a common end to the day's travails and hardships.

Now in them days lad, things were reet sticky. And you know the best part....after Sunday School, there were a brass band playing and we'd eat our hovis...that were reet gradely, and then we'd sit by a roaring fire and try unorthodox sexual positions. By Gum them were the days.

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Mr Red
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 07:26 AM

brown & sticky - liquorice papers

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 12:56 PM

"Pritt, the non-sticky sticky stuff"

See, there's even a brand name for the phenomenomenomenon

Nigel

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: open mike
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 03:00 PM

how about just taking them back to where you bought them
and let the store get a refund from their distributor?
as i recall there are un-gummed papers as well.
where saliva is all that is needed to get them
to adhere??
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/arcadia.bell/Home.htm
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/arcadia.bell/Index.htm
if you go surf the web for rolli g papers,
you will find a plethora of sources from
Bambu to Zigzag.

Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 03:35 PM

weelittledrummer- nine leaf joints and unorthodox sexual positions are still common occurances at my parties! :)
Liqourice papers mmmmmmmmmmm i used to eat them. That's all i could do with them, they taste like effluence when you try to smoke them...