BS: Allegations Denied

Subject: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 May 08 - 06:33 PM

"I deny those allegations and I reject them utterly. They are completely false. I not only deny those allegations (and defy the "allegators"), I also deny the facile thinking and the superficial nonsense that led up to the making of those contemptible and scurrilous allegations. I think that those persons who are behind those allegations owe me and the general public a full apology and an open admission of the complete wrongness of their assertions, and I will not rest until I secure from them such apology and admission. My record speaks for itself, and is beyond reproach. Were I to remain silent in the face of these unjustified accusations and cynical and irresponsible attacks on my character I would not be faithful to those who have worked so hard in advancing the cause of freedom and equality in this great land of ours. No, I deny and defy those allegations! And I will not cease denying and defying them!"

(From the politician's handbook, volume 2. I came across it in Chongo's desk drawer. Anyone who goes into politics needs to study this sort of thing carefully so they have it ready when the time comes.)

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 May 08 - 07:43 PM

Well, I'm ocnvinced.

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 May 08 - 07:48 PM

Good...good. That means it's working...

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 02 May 08 - 08:27 PM

I don't know that I've been acquainted with any alligators who've been speaking about LH or about Chongo¹, so I don't think I'm really involved; but if an apoplexy will help consider it apopled from my end.

(Even if it was just Chongo who's upset and LH is only passing on words from his betters.)

¹ All the alligators I know treat Chongo with the utmost respect. They say he can jump really quick, is impossible to catch, and smells so bad even they wouldn't want a bite of him: - and it hurts when he lobs those coconuts at them.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Bobert
Date: 02 May 08 - 08:39 PM

I did not have sex with that.........

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Art Thieme
Date: 02 May 08 - 08:55 PM

Watergate Schmatergate.

This ia Allegate!!!!!!!!!

And before Bush leaves office, he will surely try to privatize Gatoraid!!!

We're in for it now.

And that's no crock!!

ART THIEME

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: michaelr
Date: 02 May 08 - 09:01 PM

I take everything back and assert the opposite!

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 May 08 - 09:01 PM

JohniK, I've apopled a few times in my life but in recent yeats I'm trying to exercise more control. However I still know some apopling people as well as others who cause the condition.

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Arkie
Date: 02 May 08 - 09:18 PM

I have a friend who use to exclaim, "I represent that remark".

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 May 08 - 09:34 PM

Knowing Chongo's record (I am a librarian and highly trained in Finding Things Out), I think he should stand on it. He'll be about four feet taller if he does, and that's just the part from Statesville.

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 May 08 - 09:44 PM

Ha! Brilliant comment, Rapaire. You are so right. I have to speak to Chongo about this, because it could help him with those tall women he's always yearning after.

I think one of his main motivations for seeking the Oval Office is the idea that the allure of presidential power will make him irresistible to all those professional women in Washington. The kind that do "power" lunches. He's got plans. Big plans.

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Slag
Date: 02 May 08 - 10:08 PM

If said allegation from those (and we ALL know who THEY are) allegators are nothing but a crock then in reality we have a crock of allegators or, in short, a crock'ogators. And we ALL know how vicious crockogaters are so we should dial animal control and have them pick up our crockogaters in the alley out back. Yes, someone in the alley dials for a crockogaters pick-up. There, that should take care of the problem!

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 May 08 - 10:11 PM

Now we're getting somewhere.

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Ebbie
Date: 03 May 08 - 11:40 AM

Slag, are you insinuating that our own Poppagator is one of them?

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 May 08 - 01:58 PM

We know one thing. They are totally unscrupulous and will stoop to any low tactic to accomplish their vile purposes!

Wait. That's 2 things, isn't it?

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Megan L
Date: 03 May 08 - 02:06 PM

Its no the coconuts he throws that are the problem some o the other aspertions he tosses are doonright unsavoury.

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 May 08 - 02:09 PM

Chongo? Well, he's been under stress, Megan.

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Megan L
Date: 03 May 08 - 02:14 PM

LH my dear Chongo is stressful much as we love the wee laddie hes doonrigh lethal when he gets a swig o hard lemonade. Damb ah thought that wis a bottle o ginger whit hid bin pit in the freezer.

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 May 08 - 02:16 PM

Well, you know, having an organized criminal gang of fifty or so gorillas trying to kill you on a daily basis gets stressful after awhile. It's hard on the nerves.

Then too, running for president is very stressful also.

I think Chongo should just get away from it all for a bit. Maybe take a nice little trip to Scotland and meet all his fans there.

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Megan L
Date: 03 May 08 - 02:19 PM

Aw naw wan haggis hurlin chimp in Lairg is enough. And don't you dare clype.

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 May 08 - 02:30 PM

"clype"???????? Whit do ye mean by "clyple"? And wha is the haggis hurlin chimp?

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Megan L
Date: 03 May 08 - 02:35 PM

Jings laddie dae a hae tae send ye a proper dictionary Tae clype -tae tell tales

As fur the haggis hurlin Chimp o Lairg weel there's only wan catter lives there thank goodness

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 May 08 - 04:32 PM

As a matter of fact, Megan, I need such a dictionary. I do. It would enable me to compose much better posts and to speak in such a way as to totally confuse the locals here. Please put together a complete dictionary of your local lingo and send it here forthwith, if you would.

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 03 May 08 - 04:34 PM

Isn't that a reagan quote?

Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 May 08 - 04:54 PM

It may be quite close. Reagan probably studied the same political manuals that Chongo is presently engrossed in.