BS: Thank You Gluon!

Subject: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 08:33 AM

Okay, we know it was your fault, you nasty little quantum duck-dog. Playing around with wormholes and causing six months of the Mudcat to disappear from the space-time continuum. Bad Gluon!

But now it's back! We knew you could do it! Well done! Just don't do it again! You wanna play around with websites and wormholes there are a lot of porn sites, right-wing hate sites, and Christina Aguilera fansites that we'd love to see disappear entirely.

Now, quit humpin' Joe Offer's leg and get back to the MOAB where you belong!

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: GUEST,Gluon
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 08:34 AM

QUARK!!! QUARK!!!

(Translation: I'm sorry. But it wasn't really my fault. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle and all that, you understand? And thanks for recognizing my efforts toward getting things back to normal. Maybe now Amos will by me that superhero outfit with the big "G" on the front.)

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 08:59 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 09:01 AM

That was me above. I tripped getting the down the Aunty Quark's Raw Liver and Cheese Flavored (Flavoured in the UK and Canada) Pucky Treats from the shelf.

Here ya go, Gluon! Goooooooooooooooood pucky!

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: GUEST,The Barden of England at work
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 09:01 AM

Hopefully now we can be full of STRANGENESS and CHARM.
John Barden

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 09:12 AM

Get yourself over to the Mother of All BS and you'll find tons of it!

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: Bill D
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 10:33 AM

so...do we now have a Boson's mate?

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 10:37 AM

I hope not - or we'll have little mesons and such cluttering up underfoot!

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: mooman
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 10:43 AM

According to my baryonmeter, things are looking brighter!

moo

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: GUEST,Mr Red (shift)
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 11:22 AM

It was Shrodinger's MudCat wot did it.

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: GUEST,Gluon
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 12:01 PM

QUARK!!! QUARK!!!


(Translation: Careful now! All this subatomic particle talk is giving me a hadron!)

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 12:33 PM

hey look! this page seems to have a picture of one of Gluon's relatives!

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 02:44 PM

Oh, I thought a gluon was what Janet Jackson was wearing at the Superbowl ...

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 02:49 PM

don't be silly - Gluon has better taste then to be seen with janet Jackson!

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 02:54 PM

Taste is the enemy of art.

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 03:24 PM

Gluon, for those who do not know, is the MOAB mascot, a duck-dog who is one part boson, one part duck and one part Airedale and one part missing.

He speaks intelligently, but always in one syllable, which is "Quark!".

A

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: Micca
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:10 PM

but I still wonder what will happen if I have the Pasta and the antiPasta and they mix in my stomach?

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:16 PM

That's simple, Micca! They cancel each other out and you're hungry again.

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:18 PM

Ah, 'boson' ... my mistake, thought it was bosom ... sorry Janet.

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 03:12 PM

Micca--it becomes "doesn't matter."

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 03:51 PM

Well, if the pasta is composed of anti-matter and the antipasto is composed of matter, then the anti-matter pasta becomes the antipasta and the antipasto remains antipasto, only not anti-matter antipasto. Well, in any case, you'll have an AWFUL tummyache, assuming you're still around to enjoy it.

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 04:15 AM

Tally Ho said my uncle as he lepton my antimatter, how about some reaction this time, any more of this cold fusion and I'm going fission with the boys, and that's positive.
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 09:29 AM

Ewwwwww. . . good run, John!

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 09:34 AM

And I understand that she had had the local priest offer a service up in one last, desperate, prayerfull, hope of improving his performance -- a critical Mass, so to speak.

Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon!
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 09:39 AM

I've been wondering: was there any fallout from it? Did she yield? Or was it a sort of low-level waste?