BS: UK Polly Tics

Subject: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 11:37 AM

heloo,
who you voting for then?
i;m voting for the Conversativs, becase Tony Blar is rubbish, [and his wife is fuvking ugly as well].

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 11:51 AM

I'm voting for jOhn.

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 12:01 PM

oh,
My first policy wehn i am prime minister is to remove the VAT from hamster food, VAT [Value Added Tax] is supposed to be a tax on luxury items, if you are a hamster how can food be a luxury item?

[I am not a hamster, but i know a few].

thats the trubble with yhis country, nobody cares about hamsters any more.

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 12:01 PM

hEllo jOhn. Where are you? You aren't logged in. PM me if you fancy going to see Martin Carthy next week. (if we can get in)
ps: I am voting for The Coutryside Alliance.

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: GUEST,john
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 12:03 PM

i;m in the libary, its rubbish.

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 12:20 PM

I saw Martin Carthy in a library once but I can't remember where. That one was rubbish. Couldn't get a pint. How about a policy on libraries serving beer?

:D

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 01:02 PM

Do you guys kiss babies and eat rubber chicken over there, too? Tw

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 02:05 PM

no, its goats and Turkey Twizzlers over here.

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: Megan L
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 04:00 PM

Of course polly damb well ticks that silly bugger frae hull left granpaws guid half hunter doon beside her cage.

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 04:10 PM

Hi jOhn,

Did you hear about Cherie Blur then? Seems she went out once wearing a red dress.............Came home two hours later, choking on a mouthful of mail.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: el_punkoid_nouveau
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 04:12 PM

Of course, when we are talking about our beloved Prime Minsiter and his wife, we should remember after all who her Grandfather was...

Bleedin' Alf Garnett yer silly moos!

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: Crane Driver
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 04:20 PM

It's when the Polly stops ticking you got to worry - or was that something else?

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: frogprince
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 05:21 PM

I'm just afraid that pretty soon I'll be so old my tock won't tick out anymore...

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 05:43 PM

Us wrinklies don't tock about things like that.

DT

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 06:58 PM

There's no problem with logging into the Mudcat using a library computer. Not down my way anyway.

Isn't muesli hamster food? Looks and tastes a lot like it, and there's no VAT on it.

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: Tobyjug
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 06:58 PM

I thought it was the crocodile that ticked, or is that a hook on a different thread?

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 06:59 PM

It really isn't funny when the choice is between one of the most dedicated liars in politics (some accolade!), Vlad the Impaler who seems to share Attilla the Hun's views on cultural assimilation (except of course for one particular set of people who are to be preserved from criticism or harm on any ground even if or perhaps particularly if justified), and a man whose mission is single handedly to ensure the profitability of the Scottish whisky industry.

Oh, and probably some tree-hugging hippies and a few neo-nazis.

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 07:29 PM

Where's the evidence that sobriety is a particularly good thing in a politician?

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 08:37 AM

We need George Bush as Prime Minister, he's a good egg.

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 08:56 AM

So was Humpty Dumpty!

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 09:15 AM

JP said "Mine was THIS size then it grew to THIS
"

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 09:16 AM

His manifesto !!

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 05:43 PM

feresh

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: mandoleer
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 07:41 PM

Bit off thread, but if Dubya got into a Clinton situation they'd have to make a new saying about a Bush in the bird.....

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: GUEST,Do not vote Blair, he supported Bush's war i
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 12:41 PM

Subject: RE: BS: UK Polly Tics
From: GUEST,Vote Tory , so did they
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 12:43 PM