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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: open mike Date: 14 Aug 04 - 01:03 AM well, we might want some dignity and to not have important things trivialized with comments of shopping, shoes, etc. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Peace Date: 14 Aug 04 - 02:26 AM The shoes was just so's we guys have something from which to drink champagne. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: open mike Date: 14 Aug 04 - 03:04 AM the shoes i have been wearing the most lately are FIRE BOOTS. and champagne would not taste so good from them...ashes, mud, not the flavorings of choice... |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Peace Date: 14 Aug 04 - 03:52 AM Yeah, I'm a fire fighter also. You fight wildland/forest fire, don't you? It's structure for us. Either way, the boots DO take on a certain (whatever word I'm lookin' for but can't find goes here) don't they? There is no such thing as a routine situation, is there?! Always something new, and the thing we fight never seems to run out of surprises, does it? Take good care, OM. Bruce |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: freda underhill Date: 14 Aug 04 - 06:18 AM ..bouquet.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Peace Date: 14 Aug 04 - 02:46 PM Of petunias? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Cluin Date: 14 Aug 04 - 03:07 PM Well, my girlfriend wanted a cordless drill for her birthday (her ex took all the tools when they split). So I bought one for her, which she promptly handed back with a request to install the new screen door at the side of the house. Done. The drill works pretty good. Wish I had one. Afterwards, she wanted the knot worked out of her muscles behind the left scapula. Did that too. I got some good stuff in return. So that's my one weekend off this summer so far. I'm off to wash the car now... |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: shepherdlass Date: 14 Aug 04 - 04:01 PM Mysterious gender differences best answered by the genius (wish I could claim it myself) who wrote: Men are from earth, women are from earth - get over it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Peace Date: 14 Aug 04 - 04:05 PM LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: JennyO Date: 14 Aug 04 - 11:07 PM My son has one of those T shirts. And yes, he is very happily married and very good at communicating. Makes me think I must have done something right. Jenny (proud mother) |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 15 Aug 04 - 03:38 AM I still wouldn't mind Hugh Jackman or Sean Connery..... any help? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: bflat Date: 15 Aug 04 - 10:24 AM Respect..Humor..Friendship..Security..Roll-in-the-hay. Ellen |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Matt_R Date: 15 Aug 04 - 12:01 PM Orgasms. And lots of 'em. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: beardedbruce Date: 15 Aug 04 - 12:02 PM sonnets and chocolate, I hope... |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Amos Date: 15 Aug 04 - 12:05 PM MattR -- Delighted to see you have developed a good opinion on the subject!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Georgiansilver Date: 15 Aug 04 - 05:20 PM Matt R...assuming that women wants lots of orgasms...do you think that involves you or perhaps just themselves? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: JennyO Date: 15 Aug 04 - 10:37 PM Sonnets and chocolate sound pretty good to me, Bruce! |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Matt_R Date: 16 Aug 04 - 12:13 AM Probably just themselves. Witness "The Rabbit". |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 16 Aug 04 - 02:36 AM Yep, sounds good to me but maybe a bigger chocolate to sonnet ratio? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: GUEST,noddy Date: 16 Aug 04 - 12:00 PM 1 Everything. 2 Not what you got them. 3. Another couple of inches. 4. Another couple of inches. 5. Another couple of inches. 6.More time. 7 More money. 8. Someone else. 9.To be thinner. 10 to be fatter. 11.To be bigger. 12 to be smaller. 13 To be Blond. 14 To be in charge. 15. Not to be in charge. 16. To be able to make decisions(not sure about that one). 17. Peace and quiet. 18 more conversation. 19 the remote control. 20 to be able to use the remote control. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: shepherdlass Date: 16 Aug 04 - 05:45 PM Orgasms and chocolate are inextricably linked. Discuss. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Peace Date: 16 Aug 04 - 09:33 PM Depends what you do with the chocolate bar. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Ellenpoly Date: 17 Aug 04 - 03:11 AM Chocolate=1 Noddy=0 |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: open mike Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:06 AM it is the alkaloids...in chocolate--go to the center in the brain where good sensations go. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: kendall Date: 17 Aug 04 - 07:22 AM If you eat enough chocolate to equal an orgasm it would kill you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: GUEST,noddy Date: 17 Aug 04 - 08:00 AM oh yeah forgot the chocolate. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Ellenpoly Date: 17 Aug 04 - 11:14 AM Oh Kendall....... as with other things about men... a little chocolate goes a long way. ;-) ..xx..e |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: SINSULL Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:03 PM Is it time for Joe Offer to combine this thread with the "What Do Men Want?" thread? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Peace Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:10 PM NO. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Georgiansilver Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:14 PM Chocolate does not give orgasms but rather it gives the feeling of love that one feels when one is "IN LOVE". That is why women tend toward chocolate when they are on their own. There is an enzyme in chocolate which works on the endorfins in the brain and makes a woman feel loved. Shame it don't work for men!!!!! Best wishes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Peace Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:15 PM I'm still tryin' to see how this chocolate thing works. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Peace Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:16 PM Exercise does the same thing, GS. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Ellenpoly Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:20 PM You providing the chocolate? Demo will be free ;-D ..xx..e |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Peace Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:23 PM LOL A man's idea of a romantic evening: Show up naked; bring beer. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Georgiansilver Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:23 PM Never needed to provide chocolate!!!!! Even Christians are capable of giving! |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: open mike Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:26 PM http://chocolate.org/ |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Ellenpoly Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:29 PM A woman's idea of a perfect evening, ring the bell, leave a nice box of Godiva's on the doorstep, leave and come back in about an hour. The thing about chocolate is that ultimately it's a private pleasure. But after an hour, you'll be received back with a big smile...and that naked bit. (Georgiansilver, I've been following your latest threads, and I've figured out where you may be going wrong...the secret is definitely in this post..) ;-D ..xx..e |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Georgiansilver Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:34 PM Perhaps Ellenpoly, you should PM me with your findings as I am always ready to learn! |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Ellenpoly Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:37 PM Just going back to what you posted, GS-Give and ye shall receive. ..xx..e |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Amos Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:39 PM GS always leaves the chocolate and forgets to come back later! :>) A |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Georgiansilver Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:40 PM Very astute.....mmmm You are a knowledgable person...I shall remember that!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Bill D Date: 17 Aug 04 - 10:44 PM Sensitive New Age Guys Words and Music by Christine Lavin and John Gorka Copyright 1990 CL2 (ASCAP) & Blues Palace Music (ASCAP) Who like to talk about their feelings? (Sensitive new age guys.) Who's into crystals, into healing? (Sensitive new age guys.) Who like to dress like Richard Simmons? (Sensitive new age guys.) Who are hard to tell from women? (Sensitive new age guys.) Who like to cry at weddings? Who think boxing is upsetting? Who tapes "Thirty Something" on their VCR, Who's got "Baby on Board" stickers on their cars, oh, (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Whose last names are hypenated? (Sensitive new age guys.) Who like "Three Men and a Baby" a movie I hated? (Sensitive new age guys.) Whose consciousness is constantly raising? (Sensitive new age guys.) Whose tax free income is amazing? (Sensitive new age guys.) Who thinks that red meat is disgusting? Who's into UFO's channeling, and usting? Who believes us when we say we've got premenstrual syndrome? Who doesn't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdome? Who likes music that repetitious? (Sensitive new age guys.) Who likes music that's repetitious? (Sensitive new age guys.) Who's concerned about your orgasm? (silence) Well, I guess it's more important that they have 'em. (Sensitive new age guys.) Who carries the baby on his back? Who thinks Shirley MacLaine is on the inside track? Who always sings on sing-alongs, Even when they can't stand stupid sing-along songs? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: beardedbruce Date: 18 Aug 04 - 06:19 AM ok, so I need to budget for more chocolate at the Getaway.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: GUEST,noddy Date: 18 Aug 04 - 07:33 AM hormonal stability |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: GUEST,noddy Date: 18 Aug 04 - 07:33 AM no sorry thats what men want women to have. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: GUEST Date: 18 Aug 04 - 09:19 AM A SENCEABLE MAN - AND THAT'S HARD TO FIND.... JIM MCAULEY FIDDLE-4 |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Aug 04 - 11:07 AM I think most men are highly concerned about women's orgasms (including sensitive New Age guys)...but maybe I'm wrong about that. And I hate that stupid song! I would like to kick the idiot that wrote it. She deserves to be marooned on a desert island with Howard Stern. I had the displeasure to hear her sing the song at a folk festival back in the 90's when it was still sort of topical. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: Peace Date: 18 Aug 04 - 02:34 PM "Whatever they think they want, they all seem to require having their ego stroked - constantly." |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: MAG Date: 18 Aug 04 - 03:43 PM Point made, Brucie. why does the species have a hard time giving each other what we need? What is the fine line between legitimate needs and neediness? Why can't we teach our young people how to deal with these things so they won't spend decades floundering in confusion? I am very glad the younger generations seem to be having better conversations. We mudcatters seem to be enjoying the conversation ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???... From: kendall Date: 18 Aug 04 - 03:49 PM I'm all for giving a woman what she wants, hell of it is, you are all different and it's time consuming to figure each of you out! Sometimes, it's worth the trouble though. |
