BS: Catspaw49

Subject: BS: Catspaw49
From: GUEST,Maire/Mary
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 06:09 PM

Sorry to barge in here, stumbled across the name Catspaw while doing a search for the riddle song, actually....

Is this Catspaw from Igormud? If so, email me at [e-mail]. It would be good to keep in touch.

Mary

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 06:10 PM

Did your Catspaw have a foul mouth and fouler bottom? If so, then probably yes....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 06:16 PM

"Igormud"? Where's that? Catspaw is from Ohio.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: katlaughing
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 06:20 PM

That's his real name! Igor Mud!!

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: GUEST,LEJ
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 06:23 PM

Actually, Igormud sounds exactly like a place he would be from. Or, to be more grammatically correct, like a place from which he would be.

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: Musicman
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 06:27 PM

honestly now... look at the times of the posts on this thread.....

isn't it amazing how fast the drivel comes into play.. especially when talking about spaw???

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: catspaw49
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 06:36 PM

Well MM, drivel and drool and other vile, foamy, odiferous, mudlike, and nasty body secretions and expulsions are, after all, a specialty of mine.

Sorry Mary, I am indeed NOT the Spaw you seek, although I admit to being hung like Igor..........assuming of course that Igor is hung like a horse.........a large horse..........that farts.............a lot................at all times.....

BBBRRRAAAWWWMMMPPP

.........ahhhhhh.......good one..........Say, I'll bet you're real happy you dropped by huh?

Oh yeah........I believe Mary is referring to this online gaming thing known as Igormud.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: catspaw49
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 06:38 PM

......ya' know...................

I can somehow see this Igormud thing popping up on various threads here and there.............Lemmee go look for a "Hull" thread........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: michaelr
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 07:44 PM

The Catspaw in IgorMUD is either a girl or a very pretty boy...

or maybe that's Spaw's halloween costume! Click here.

Cheers,
Michael

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: catspaw49
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 07:47 PM

ShheeeeeeeeeiiiittttFIRE........Wonder if she'd like to meet another catspaw???

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: khandu
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 08:03 PM

Spaw,
I don't know if Igor was hung like a horse, but you ought to be hung! Come on down, we can handle that for you!

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 08:29 PM

Michael is your eyesight failing, or is it your memory?   LOL!!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 08:38 PM

Seing that heading on the post gave me a turn. It looked like bad news or something.

I typed "Igormud" into Google, and this is what came up

Funny...

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 09:30 PM

I smell Satanic conspiracy here. How many paws does a cat have? Four. So now we have 1) our Catspaw 2) IgorMud's Catspaw and 3) the Catspaw wooden spoons that Elderly Instruments used to sell (which our Spaw has assured me were made by some guy from Michigan, not a flatulent fellow from Ohio). That makes three Catspaws. Where's the fourth one? More importantly, what will happen if all four are allowed to join forces? Do all Catspaws share a propensity for flatulence? Would the four of them combine forces for one incredible gigantic super fart? Would the result be the end of life as we know it?

Hey! President Dubya! Fuck Iraq and let Osama slide for a while! Put all available resources on this problem immediately! The fate of Humanity hangs in the balance! We must not allow the Fourth Spaw to be revealed!

One more question: Will the poor young lady who started this thread read these posts and think, "Jesus Christ! I thought role-playing gamers were weird. These folk-singing fuckers are absolutely loony-toons."?

Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: khandu
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 09:36 PM

OH, bee-dubya, It is with much sorrow that I must tell of the fourth Catspaw. I discovered him on the net last year. It appears that he is involved with Sata...What wuz that! What's that smell!...Satani....There! There it is again!...involved with Sata... NO! NOT YOU! STAY AWAY! N-N-N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.................................................................................   ...      ....   ......

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: Sorcha
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 09:40 PM

Perhaps, instead of Sata....it is Santa?? Could Santa be the 4th Catspaw??? Oh, let us hope not, for the sake of all those kiddies whose fireplaces he will come down..............






KABOOOM!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: michaelr
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 09:45 PM

Both, Amos, both...

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 10:28 PM

I hate to tell you this, folks...but the 4rth Catspaw is an episode on the orginal Star Trek series, starring our very own hunka-hunka-burnin' love...William Shatner!!! You can probably rent it at Blockbuster or some such outlet.

Owoooo! Ain't it grand? He's EVERYWHERE!!!

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: Sorcha
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 10:33 PM

Yea, he is sure everywhere.....gettin' fat and pussy lookin' too. No more "Lean Machine" for pore ole Bill.....(almost looks like Prednisone "moon face")

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: harpgirl
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 10:34 PM

...well LH. Did you know that the most likely time for having sex is 10:34pm??? Not gettin' much eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: khandu
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 10:37 PM

Hey, since I bear a striking resemblance to Mr. Shatner, I take Sorcha's remarks personally! I am shocked, shocked I say!

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 11:07 PM

Is that right, harpgirl? I didn't know that. Interesting. I've always been sort of a nonconformist in a lot of things.

So, what's your excuse? :-)

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 05:25 AM

Most cats have four paws anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 09:28 AM

Surely the lady is confused, Dr Igor Mudd is the visiting psychiatrist at the NYCFTTS, whereas Catspaw is the CEO.
RtS

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: catspaw49
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 11:38 AM

Damn Skiff....Thanks for the reminder as I had completely forgotten that Dr. Mudd was doing research here! We are proud to have him and think his extensive credentials will add mightily to the already impressive staff list at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed. He keeps pretty much to himself but I understand a major announcement is coming from him soon.

For those of you who don't know, the NYCFTTS employed Dr. Igor Mudd in March of last year because of his in-depth knowledge of Cranial-Rectal Inversion. By supplying him with an almost endless supply of test subjects, we are in hopes that Dr. Mudd will be able to come up with a definitive cure and of course many will benefit.....including Neil of course who has had his head up his ass for years. If successful, we will also offer the cure to President Bush, although I have serious doubt there is any possibility of removing his head from his ass since most cannot distinguish between the two.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 10:54 PM

Havn't we seen a 53 also?

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 21 Nov 02 - 08:35 AM

Perhaps 'Spaw should be hung like a horse - a lot of 'Catters think that "Punch the Horse" should be hung as well.

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: mooman
Date: 21 Nov 02 - 08:44 AM

Not all Catspaws should be hung like a horse!

Please allow me illustrate my point!

moo

Subject: RE: BS: Catspaw49
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 21 Nov 02 - 09:39 AM

moo, he has changed! I think he's been overdoing the oestrogen enriched bread! (or he's been to Thailand for an operation!")
RtS