Subject: BS: Tofurkey From: GUEST,Ed Date: 07 Oct 07 - 10:04 AM Tofurkey! Got any new name ideas for future To Fu food products that do not yet exist? |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: katlaughing Date: 07 Oct 07 - 11:23 AM But does EXIST! **bg** |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: bobad Date: 07 Oct 07 - 11:46 AM Tofoose - either tofu+moose or tofu+goose Tofuck - tofu+duck Tofalmon - tofu+salmon |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: SINSULL Date: 07 Oct 07 - 11:47 AM Topukey |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: JJ Date: 07 Oct 07 - 11:47 AM Tofurkey, tofurkey, tofurkey! The girl that's hard to get. Tofurky, tofurky, tofurky! But you can win her yet. -- With apologies to Meredith Willson |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: open mike Date: 07 Oct 07 - 12:04 PM Here is the portland Oregon area business that creates many vegetarian products http://www.tofurky.com/ Turtle Island Foods I sent them a picture a couple of years ago of my friend's pet turkey, Junior. you can see a picture of me with him on the fun stuff pages -- see family album http://www.tofurky.com/funstuff/famalbum.htm |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: Irene M Date: 07 Oct 07 - 01:37 PM Teef? |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: Peace Date: 07 Oct 07 - 01:45 PM Tobe or not tobe. That's the question. |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: GUEST,ed Date: 07 Oct 07 - 02:21 PM tofufroglegs? |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: katlaughing Date: 07 Oct 07 - 03:53 PM Tofuck - tofu+duck LOL...boBAD!**bg** GREAT photo, Laurel! |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: RangerSteve Date: 07 Oct 07 - 05:53 PM Fetticine Tofredo Tomite - an Australian favorite. Hungarian Toflash To Mein Tofe Wellington Chateauf Briand Tolamari Toscargot Tofmores - toasted tofu and chocolate on a graham cracker Tofritos - Mexican style tofu chips |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: Lepus Rex Date: 07 Oct 07 - 08:27 PM Well, there's Tofutti, which sounds fake, but is actually a real product. I want to try it, but it's always all old and covered in frost an' shit when I see it. So... Lamb Tofindaloo? Wait, it still has "lamb" in it. Eh. Best I can do. ---Lepus Rex |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: M.Ted Date: 07 Oct 07 - 08:53 PM I don't think we should encourage them by thinking up new names. |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: GUEST,ed Date: 07 Oct 07 - 09:01 PM The Onion reports that a virulent strain of soy flu has been traced to a single tofurkey at a Bay Area food-processing factory. An investigation of Green Earth Foods has located the bird-shaped loaf of firm bean curd from which the infection originated, said Dr. Julie L. Gerberding, director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. To prevent further spreading of the disease, all tofurkeys in Northern California are being quarantined and destroyed. Gerberding said it appears that the soy virus was not transmitted to the factory's Spaghetti & Wheatballs Microwaveable Entree division. |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: Bill D Date: 07 Oct 07 - 10:15 PM Tofudebeest...one of the Serengeti's nasty 'health antelopes'. Yes, Gary Larson used that one years ago...I have the cartoon.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: open mike Date: 07 Oct 07 - 11:06 PM actual news story about a food recall involving tofu products. Consumers told not to eat some Soy Deli products By E-R Staff Article Launched: 10/04/2007 12:08:15 AM PDT Consumers were warned Wednesday not to eat certain Soy Deli brand tofu products because they may be contaminated with dangerous bacteria. The products can be identified with date codes of Nov. 28, 2007, or Jan. 28, 2008, or any date code earlier than those. According to the state Department of Public Health, the products may be contaminated with Listeria monocytogenes, which can cause serious health problems. The affected Soy Deli brand products include: # 8-ounce packages of Five Spice Baked Tofu, Hickory Baked Tofu, Honey Sesame Baked Tofu, Teriyaki Baked Tofu, Savory Baked Tofu, Mesquite Smoked Tofu, Hawaiian Style Fried Tofu, and Nigari Vacuum Pack Tofu. # 6-ounce packages of Original Burger, Garden Burger, Barbeque Burger, Teriyaki Burger, and Cajun Burger. # 12-ounce packages of Water Packed Tofu-Orange, Water Packed Tofu-Blue, and Water Packed Tofu-Red. # 16-ounce packages of Quong Hop Water Packed Tofu-Red. # 30-ounce packages of Nigari Tofu. # 10-pound packages of Bulk Nigari Tofu, Nigari Tofu-Medium, and Nigari Tofu-54 piece. # Nigari Tofu-Firm (10 pounds and 25 pounds). The recalled products were distributed to supermarkets and natural-food stores on the West Coast and throughout the Midwest. In California, the products were distributed to the following chain stores statewide: Albertson's, Andronico's, Lunardi, Mollie Stones, Pavilion, PW Markets, Ralph's, Safeway, Save Mart, Stater Bros., Vons and Whole Foods Market. No illnesses have been reported because of these products. Although healthy individuals may suffer only short-term symptoms, such as fever, headache, stiffness, nausea, abdominal pain and diarrhea, the bacteria can cause miscarriages and still births among pregnant women and serious and sometimes fatal infections in the elderly, people with weakened immune systems, and newborns. Consumers who become ill should call the doctor. The recalled products should be thrown away or returned to the store. Last month, a recall of some Soy Deli products was initiated after the Washington State Department of Agriculture's Food Safety Program detected the bacteria in a package of Soy Deli tofu. This week, the manufacturer, Quong Hop and Co. of South San Francisco expanded the recall to include more products. Consumers with questions can call Quong Hop at 1-650-553-9900. |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work Date: 08 Oct 07 - 03:17 AM Have we had Tofishsticks yet? Personally, I'd rather eat the eraser on the end of my pencil - they have about the same texture and taste. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: Dead Horse Date: 08 Oct 07 - 06:33 AM Always use a rubber! |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: Dave Hanson Date: 08 Oct 07 - 06:40 AM It don't matter what you call it, it tastes the same anyway, dung. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: GUEST,Tofuzalum Date: 08 Oct 07 - 06:46 AM Tofu apples anyone? |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: GUEST,ed Date: 08 Oct 07 - 08:59 AM tofuediblepanties |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: GUEST,Ed Date: 08 Oct 07 - 10:34 AM I loved the girl.But, it did not work out. I just found her a little "toofurkey". |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: folk1e Date: 08 Oct 07 - 07:36 PM I'm all for the tofollocks - tofu/sweetmeats |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: ClaireBear Date: 08 Oct 07 - 07:50 PM This weekend I made enchiladas for my vegan husband with -- I kid you not -- "Soyrizo." |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: open mike Date: 08 Oct 07 - 08:18 PM the soyrizo is great! i get it by the case...like chorizo but without the bull i mean cow....or steer... i had a business once with a group of folks called Village Soyburgers. This was over 30 years ago. We were ahead of the times. Now there are garden burgers, boca burgers, etc. Ours were basically soy beans, rice, oats, carrots and soy sauce and miso. One of the best soy products I know of is veggie roni...by Yves, which transforms a vegetarian pizza into one that has a pepperoni taste! and of course there are all sorts of tofu pups, and Not Dogs and other soy products that are like wieners..or hot dogs. |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: GUEST,Ed Date: 08 Oct 07 - 09:23 PM Tastesliketofuchicken |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 09 Oct 07 - 09:18 AM I've had Tojam all my life... knocks yer socks off.... :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: Bill D Date: 09 Oct 07 - 04:26 PM Toe-FOOEY! you may quote me. |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: Cool Beans Date: 09 Oct 07 - 04:43 PM T, I say T-O, T-O-F, T-O-F-U, T-O-F-U-R-K-E-Y Tofurkey (See R.A.G.G.M.O.P.P above in Music section.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: GUEST,Ed Date: 09 Oct 07 - 06:00 PM Stinky tofu:A soft tofu fermented in a unique vegetable and fish brine.The blocks of tofu smell strongly of pungent cheeses, and are described by many as rotten and fecal. Despite its strong odour, the flavour and mouthfeel of stinky tofu is appreciated by aficionados, who describe it as delightful. Source:Wikipedia |
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey From: John MacKenzie Date: 09 Oct 07 - 06:03 PM Tofuck with the horrid stuff. G |