BS: Seeking drinking companion

Subject: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 08:42 PM

Okay. Like...Help me out here, eh? My idiot brother has cut me off...ON NEW YEARS!!! Don't blood count for nothin no nmore?

So here's what I need eh? Wanted: Disencumbered and majorly liberal drinking companion who will buy...and buy....and buy.... Female preferred, but not demanded. Will take male in a pinch. Would still prefer females. More than one is okay, eh?

I am a majorly handsome and cool stud from Blind River which is probablly the coolest town in Canada. Age 27, ruggedly attractive, not bald, semi-educated, speak English, extroverted, very physical type guy who can chug like a choochoo and swear in French. Have drove snowmoblies across very thin ice and played chicken with CN and CP trains.

Looking for like I said majorly liberal type who likes to buy drinks, smokes, joints, and stuff like that and ain't too selfish to share.

Can promise a real good time. I am a legend in this town. I can show ya where all the hot spots are too, eh?

- BDiBR

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: Amos
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 08:48 PM

This inspires the beginning of a new song entitled "A**holes Just Wanna have Fun...." -- not personal, BDiBR, I've been meaning to write it for years and was just waiting for a good title. Thanks!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 09:01 PM

Sure, eh? No offense taken. I shoulda mentioned in my description: smoker, drinker, toker, can play really descent guitar, air guitar, and bass, have almost all my original teeth. I mean, like after the baby ones eh?

- BDiBR

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: Peace
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 09:29 PM

If the one who answers you has a sister, like, uh, I'm in, eh? Maybe, like not in, but in. BDiBR: I like don't wanna be offensive here, but I was trolling like this on another thread, and they just laughed at me, ay? You know where all the good spots are, right? If you remember posting here, don't forget your buddy in Alberta, right?

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: GUEST,BDiBR
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 09:46 PM

I am with ya Bruce. Right flippin' on!~ Them Oilers are not bad, eh? Don't let 'em laugh at ya, cause I know why they are laughin' eh? They are scretly jealous of us young handsome dudes who have, like, the world at our fingertips, know what I'm sayin'?

My borhter says he has cut me off. Big flippin' deal. I have cut HIM off. He don't get no more favours from me. No more Mister flippin nice guy!

I figger that enny minute the girls will be linin' up, so, like, I will send you one for...next week. Alberta is a long drive eh?

2 hours and 16 minutes to New Years!

- BDiBR

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: Walking Eagle
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 09:54 PM

I'm on the next plane B! Watch yer back!

W.E.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 09:56 PM

Hot time in Blind River tonight!

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 09:56 PM

heloo, were is bLind Riber?
i like to drinking, and i made losds of money today, so i bear youi a bear,
but i dony do drugs, baceasue drugs is bad and fcuk your hed up, and my frend called wane used to do druhgs, then he went mental.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 09:59 PM

he likes to saty in his house, because he get frightened if he go out to much, [is called para annoyed or something, and his house stink of cat shit, [ mental people like cats.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: pdq
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 10:03 PM

as long as he's not a cereal rapist...

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 10:07 PM

Blind River is in North Ontario, a fair way to the west of Sudbury. It's a rather small town on the TransCanada Highway in the middle of nowhere. If you like to drink, Blind River is the place to go, I hear, cos there ain't a whole lot else to do there unless you like racing snowmobiles across frozen lakes. Clinton Hammond has never played Blind River, but Rick Fielding has. I have never played Blind River, but I did eat at their Tim Horton's once, and that's how I met Shane (BDiBR).

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 10:08 PM

Oh no.......

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 10:15 PM

North Ontario, eh? Was Blind River the town Neil Young was thinking of when he wrote, "Helpless?"

"There is a town in North Ontario...."

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: Walking Eagle
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 10:18 PM

I'm a'commin B! Wait for me!I'll be the only light faced Cherokee woman in the place when you look around for me.

W.E.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 10:30 PM

Matter of fact, Blind River may very well be that town that Neil Young refers to in "Helpless"...and he does mention Blind River specifically in another song about his youth: "Long May You Run"

If you're from North Ontario or have gone there, this rings a chord in the heart which cannot be denied.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: CarolC
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 10:45 PM

Yesterday on the CBC, Stuart Maclean (sp?) was hosting a show about the history of Canada BC (Before Celine). He said that thousands of years ago, the glaciers came down from the arctic, going south until they got to Sudbury, where they turned around and headed back north to get more rocks.

Wish I could help you, BDiBR, but I'm drinking with Mr. the Sailor tonight.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 11:17 PM

Things are lookin' up! I have scored enough drinks and smokes to celebarate the New Ywear properly NOW and am ready to ROCK ON!!! MY idiot brother can suck eggs. Walkin' Eagle is on the way and life is good! Meet me at the Iron Horse Tavern, baby! We are gonna go totally nuts at midnight and turn this town upsidedown sof ar that it ends up right side up again by tomorrow!

I am singing off now. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: Walking Eagle
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 11:20 PM

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 05:50 AM

The Black Flies the little black flies
Always the black flies wherever you go
I'll die with the black flies a-pickin' my bones
In North Ontario io, in North Ontario.

Go in the winter would appear to be the answer.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: Ebbie
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 12:50 PM

Look under your porch, BDiBR. She's probably still there.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 01:53 PM

I could meet you in The Black Horse pub, Sudbury - but that's the London Sudbury, so wrong continent.

Kitty

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: Mooh
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 02:49 PM

Been through Blind River, but always preferred Armstrong for its drunkenness further from amenities, great fishing, no law enforcement that matters, and black flies big enough to make a meal. But, anywhere where Celine Dion isn't likely to gig can't be all bad.

Sorry I can't help. I'll just listen in from here.

Peace, Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: Peace
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 05:34 PM

Like, hey, uh, BDiBR, did the girls show up? Better stay sober a bit--wouldn't want someone to have it in for you! Happy New Year and Happy Thanksgiving, in case I missed it, ay?

You konw, it's esay to raed sutff wehn the lertres are msesed up. Fcukin' amzanig, huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: Cluin
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 10:26 PM

The town Neil refers to in "Helpless" is Thunder Bay, actually.

If you coulda snagged a ride to the Sault yesterday, you coulda come to Mack Island with us for a drunken jam, Shane.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: GUEST,Big Brother
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 10:41 PM

Give it up people. Loser-boy is so sick today that he can't even crawl outta bed. I have felt better myself too, eh? But compared to him I am in the pink. I have seen dead dogs that looked better than he does right now. I got no idea where he was last night, what he did, or who's booze he was drinkin' but the lad got totally flippin' wasted. Drunker than a hardboiled owl. I figger I have saved at least $300 because I didn't pay for his good time. I am gonna put on Black Sabbath full blast in about 5 minutes and see what he does. Should be good. Happy flippin' New Year, eh!

Don

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: Cluin
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 10:48 PM

Don, if you've got it, the finale to the 1812 overture, complete with cannons, works better for that. I did that one once in University to a res-mate who woke me up at 4 am pounding on my door drunk when he knew I had an exam at 9.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: GUEST,Big Brother
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 10:58 PM

Very cool. I will see if I can get it tomorrow at the liberry and save if for the right moment.

Don

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 11:27 PM

Borrow an electric guitar and amp. Crank both to max volume. Strike a D13 flat 5 flat 9. See spot. See spot jump. See spot quake. See spot spread.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 11:45 PM

okay, thanks for clearing that up Cluin...Thunder Bay is the town in "Helpless" ...got it. Peace.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: Cluin
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 11:47 PM

Yep. Neil spent some time there in early 60s.

I spent some time there in early 80s.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking drinking companion
From: Peace
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 05:11 PM

I spent three weeks there one night. And I learned to call it TUNDER BAY. Gotta love the TransCanada.