BS: rare facts about bin Laden

Subject: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 01:28 AM

His favorite US TV show - Mc Guyver

In Sudan border officials relieved Ossama of all the money he had ($59,000) before allowed to fly to Kabal.
The US refused to arrest him in Sudan before he escaped to Afghanistan. Right afterwards Ossama declared jihad on the US. He also blamed the US for stealing his $50,000.

He married a 14 year girl as well as a 15 year old girl.

A tell all book by one of his girlfriends said he likes angulated sex by making small cuts in the vagina to cause pain.

The strategy of all his terrorist plans has been to make the effected government become so oppressive in response to terrorism as to make citizens depise their own goverment.

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 05:43 AM

He IS a vagina. Someone should make large cuts in him.
S:0)

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: GUEST,282RA
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 10:47 AM

>>The strategy of all his terrorist plans has been to make the effected government become so oppressive in response to terrorism as to make citizens depise their own goverment.<<

He needn't have bothered in my case.

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 10:56 AM

Many people are unaware that Bin Laden has been an HO Gauge model railway enthusiast since the late 70s. He was also David Ruffin's successor in the Temptations under the name "Bennie Laughton". Additionally, he had a minor role in Beverly Hills 90210 as Mooshy, the Pakistani exchange student who contracts an STD at a fraternity keg party.

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 11:01 AM

*ROFL* EJ....

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Mr Yellow
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 11:23 AM

Vagina? - Vagina? - ney lad - he was an Arsenal fan. When he was studying civil engineering in London.

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 11:43 AM

EJ LOL

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: kendall
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 12:31 PM

Do we have a source for that stuff?

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 12:54 PM

LOL!!! Gosh, I feel so much better off knowing this stuff! Specially the details provided by LEJ.

When are we going to get really intimate personal info like this about George Bush and Condoleeza Rice?

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 01:56 PM

Osama has a male lover in Minnesota that he calls Leepus Creepus.

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 02:04 PM

I will be immediately suspicious of the next person I see having angulated sex, watching MacGuyver.

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Peace
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 03:09 PM

To Hell with bin Laden. Folks, you may find this difficult to believe, but I went to Google images, typed in

angulated sex

and guess what? Not ONE PICTURE! What IS angulated sex? Anyone?

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 04:57 PM

*LOL*

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: pdq
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 06:01 PM

angulated sex means you can't screw her until you have her cornered

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Peace
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 06:09 PM

OK. So no hanky-panky in the ol' roundhouse then, right?

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: number 6
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 06:17 PM

I heard he doesn't like hummus unless it has hamburger helper added to it.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: pdq
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 06:17 PM

and any place outside of your own personal sphere of influence

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 06:20 PM

I think there are several types of this angle sex stuff Peace Near as I can figure it's something like this:

1---Acute Sex=Sharp and piercing, often used by those needle-dick types.
2---Obtuse Sex=The guy can't get it in,keep it up,or often just forgets what he's doing.
3---Included Sex=Pretty obvious. A gang bang.
4---Right Sex=The perfect fuck.


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Peace
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 06:24 PM

OK. And Religious Sex, too. There's Sunnis and Shi-ites, Anglicans and Catholics, Moonies and Jains, like that, right? Or do the groups have to be more obscure to be Sex?

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 12:27 AM

Perhaps it should have been ungulate sex?

Main Entry: ungulate
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin Ungulata, from Late Latin, neuter plural of ungulatus
: a hoofed typically herbivorous quadruped mammal (as a ruminant, swine, camel, hippopotamus, horse, tapir, rhinoceros, elephant, or hyrax) of a polyphyletic group formerly considered a major mammalian taxon (Ungulata)

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Peace
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 12:49 AM

That's sick. Osama bin Laden has sex with all these animals? Sheesh. No wonder his kidney's shot.

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Peace
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 12:53 AM

I'm getting a piture of him and the camel . . . LOLOLOL

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Peace
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 01:13 AM

I guess he and the pig would be a no-mo, right?

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 05:05 AM

he has five dicks.

consequently his underpants fit like a glove.

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 06:51 AM

You will have to find me to know the truth, what did the Yanks say--- two years ago, they would get me in two weeks, I love this Sh`ite. bye bye for now.

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Barry Finn
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 03:01 PM

I'd like to know the facts about flying the Bin Laden family out of the US after 9/11, Before they could be questioned. In any type of criminal investagtion, like murder, kindnapping etc. don't the athorities always investigate & question the family members 1st & right awai or as soon as possible?

Barry
Who was once a teenage sex slave to the Bin Laden family. And wants them back again.

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Peace
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 06:08 PM

They made an exception for the bin Laden family--just in case anyone knew anything.

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 01:11 PM

So his 19th wife is prtegnant ? Huh

Bin laden or Bin Laid on by Bin Laden?

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 01:41 PM

His favorite meal is roast pork and he likes a Rhine wine with it, no more than a three for sweetness.

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 01:47 PM

He is in the employ of the Project For A New American Century, and doing an absolutely wonderful job.

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 07:07 PM

You are right, he is a PNAC member but unfortunetly little hawk, you will have to be killed for revealing this fact... just in case you know even more.
......................*_*

There is a tell all book by some woman named Coco who writes of her experience being Ossama's mistress for a matter of months.
She denies she was a sex slave.

angulated? maybe the term is sangulated but I am not sure since I watched this Coco segment on CNN last week.

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 07:11 PM

Heh! I wonder if they'll track me down for elimination before I die anyway...of natural causes? Well, we'll see. My best hope is that they have so many other people to eliminate first that it'll take a fair while to reach as far down on the list as me.

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Peace
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 07:12 PM

The eliminations will be in alphabetical order, LH. Change your name to Zzxwuz. Problem solved.

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 07:19 PM

Excellent idea!

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Peace
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 07:44 PM

BTW, LH.

Penepole is interested in you. While we're not on the other thread man: ol' Winston, if he's all that's holding up the romance of the century--hell, there's a few guys I know in a city far away from here who will 'remove the problem', if you get my drift.

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Willie-O
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 08:57 PM

They KNEW where he was--in the Tora Bora hills. (And it seems likely this was actual fact, not just common knowledge.) They LET him get away from there. Ever since then, it's been repeated over and over that he is in the north Afghanistan/Pakistan border country.

I know!!! Let's Invade Iraq! Then maybe Iran. Then let's shift the military focus in Afghanistan to the SOUTH, to clear out the opium trade/Taliban alliance. We'll get the Canadians to be cannon fodder, they are ready for a turn at that.

That oughtta fix Osama's little red wagon.

Jesus fuckin christ, and the guy (seemingly) got re-elected. And I don't mean Bin Laid-On.

W-O

Subject: RE: BS: rare facts about bin Laden
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Sep 06 - 12:57 AM

There's no use in catching the perfect boogeyman...at least, not until you've invented a new one to keep the War on Terror mini-series moving on into another season. It would ruin the dramatic tension to catch him, and that might kill the ratings and the show might have to be cancelled prematurely. You can't have a proper war on terror show if you catch the boogeyman. Perhaps if Ahmadinejad serves well enough in his place, however, Osama could be retired from the show permanently in a season or two. Tune in next season for the next riveting chapter in The War On Terror..."Dubya Gets Serious With Global Terror!"