BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!

Subject: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Oct 10 - 10:28 AM

In a blatant attempt to get the youth vote, Chongo Chimp has released a music video of himself doing the song "She Bangs". You can tell from Chongo's svelte appearance in this video that the hairdressing and makeup crew have given him the full treatment beforehand...never has he looked better. Eat your hearts out, Barack Obama and Sarah Palin! Poor Donald Trump will never look this good.

Chongo's delivery of the song is at once both sophisticated and understated. He has clearly studied the famed William Shatner technique of vocal recital, but has toned it down considerably to remove the extreme histrionics and overtly dramatic flourishes of the Shatner Method, resulting in a surprisingly agreeable and subtle rendition of the somewhat racy lyric.

Anyway, here it is:


Chongo performs "She Bangs"

Awesome, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 11 Oct 10 - 10:41 AM

'Awesome' isn't exactly the word I'd use..............

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 10 - 10:42 AM

Yeah, awesome. Right.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Amos
Date: 11 Oct 10 - 10:49 AM

His delivery is both understated and under-understated. He brings new meaning to the age-old category of pathos personified.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Oct 10 - 11:53 AM

Chongo sells out and goes commercial. Is this a strategy toward celebrity for a political future or a bid for shallow wealth?
monkey see monkey doo doo

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Oct 10 - 12:38 PM

My goodness, that is one hyperactive monkey, isn't it?

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Oct 10 - 01:53 PM

Monkey? Those caption writers. pfuui!

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Oct 10 - 03:36 PM

It's shameful isn't it? He's obviously an ape, but most of the North American population seems oblivious to the differences between apes and monkeys.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 10 - 05:58 PM

I've just looked at that video of Chongo again and he's lip-synching!!!

It's Milli Vanilli all over again!

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: katlaughing
Date: 11 Oct 10 - 09:30 PM

What a cheeky fellow!

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Sawzaw
Date: 11 Oct 10 - 09:46 PM

What ever happened to Cheecho? Busted again?

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 10 - 09:50 PM

If he lip-synchs music he'll lip-synch his speeches! Nobody knows what he REALLY means!

American Primate Party? More like the American Prevarication Party!

Who are Chongo's bosses? Who is pulling this puppet's strings? Who is behind THIS political stooge?

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Bobert
Date: 11 Oct 10 - 09:53 PM

Tried to tell ya' the sumabich was a monkey, LH....

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Oct 10 - 10:50 PM

Boy, the specism around here is terrible. Just terrible.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 10 - 11:14 PM

Nah, he's just like the rest of them politicians.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 09:09 AM

That's not true! He can drink most of them under the table with consummate ease.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 11:01 AM

He's a tool of the Big Bosses, a mouthpiece for those who would be masters of the workers, a sot who will do anything for a glass of booze and a banana, a do-nothing dancing doll of the Daley Dynasty.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 11:03 AM

The master plays the barrel organ and little Chongo, in his cute little jacket and hat, does back flips and then works the crowd with his cute little tin cup, all the while chained to his master.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 11:45 AM

Oh, you are really askin' for it, buster. Chongo doesn't put up with this sort of scurrilous inuendo and unconscionable character assassination.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 12:06 PM

I ordered an IWW tee shirt the other day....

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 12:10 PM

I think what you really need at this point is an armoured vest.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 12:24 PM

"An injury to one is an injury to all."

Join the union, fellow workers
Men and women, side by side;
We will crush the greedy shirkers
Like a sweeping; surging tide;
For united we are standing,
But divided we will fall;
Let this be our understanding
All for one and one for all.

             --Joe Hill

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 01:49 PM

Don't mourn for Chongo--ORGANIZE!

Let's get these simians back in the jungle where they belong!



A

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 02:02 PM

Hark! The voice of the specist fascist warmongering pigdog rings out loud and clear!!! To the barricades, all primates! Cast out the evildoers and cleanse the homeland of those despicable wretches!

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 03:52 PM

Oh, Chongo is a lowly ape
Away, Chongo!
He chatters, leers and al;so gapes
And it's go away, you Chongo

Oh, Chongo is an ugly cuss
Away, Chongo!
He's lower by far than all of us!
And it's go away, you Chongo

And Chongo is no olliphant
Away, Chongo!
He's a feces-flinging miscreant!
And it's go away, you Chongo

Chongo screeches like a duck
Away, Chongo!
By God, he is an ugly fuck!
And it's go away, you Chongo

Oh, Chongo signed to go to sea
Away, Chongo!
But he could only screech and pee
And it's go away, you Chongo

They tied him to the topmast high
Away, Chongo!
But he would only screech and cry
And it's go away, you Chongo

They tied him up far down below
Away, Chongo!
But his teeth is all that he would show
And it's go away, you Chongo

They tied him to the anchor's fin
Away, Chongo!
And braced him up and threw him in
And it's go away, you Chongo


So Chongo is with us no more
Away, Chongo!
He washed up on the Callao shore
And it's go away, you Chongo


Old Chongo drowned on the Callao bar
Away, Chongo!
We're better off without him far!
And it's go away, you Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 05:10 PM

Such is Chongo's charisma and mass appeal that he has inspired hundreds of laudatory songs and poems written by well-wishers from across the country. This can only work to this great ape's advantage in the grueling political campaign that lies ahead as the APP fights the good fight to at last put a chimp in the White House. And NOT a cheap chimp imitator from Texas this time! No siree. This time America wants the Real Thing.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 05:39 PM

"He KNOWS which end to peel the banana from. Do you? Vote for Chongo in 2012!"

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 05:53 PM

He pees his banana? Good Heavens, what a filthy habit. We've had Presidents with nasty habits before now, but....

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 05:54 PM

Nixon did FAR worse things.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 06:27 PM

So you're on record as saying that Chongo isn't quite as bad a Nixon was, huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 06:44 PM

Are you a lawyer, sir? Or are you an agent provocateur? And how long have you been kicking your dog and cheating on your taxes?

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 07:40 PM

1. No, but my wife is so I have been contaminated.
2. No, I've retired.
3a. I don't have a dog, cat or any other animal companion.
3b. As long as you have.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 08:31 PM

You have a flair for political doubletalk, Little Hawk. You should consider becoming a Republican.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 12:55 AM

Surely you jest, Amos! ;-) To have such abilities qualifies one ideally for supporting either one of those wretched parties you unfortunates have to vote for down there....hell, it's practically obligatory at the higher levels, isn't it?

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 01:02 AM

Anyway, I'd rather chew nails all day and play nothing but Bobby Vinton songs for the rest of my life than become a Democrat. ;-)

And I'd rather chew nails all day and all night and get raped by rabid baboons and put through a meat mincing machine than become a Republican!!!!!!

(Just to give you a comparative idea of how I feel about either horrifying possibility...) Heh!

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 01:56 AM

I know a few baboons who will volunteer.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 09:13 AM

Ah, but I haven't said I would join, have I? ;-D They'll have to wait.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 10:48 AM

Actual research has verified that ALL political parties in the US are controlled by a Canadian Cabal that goes under the name "Possum Lodge." Located in the muskeg region the members not only control the Illuminati, but also the Tri-Lateral Commission, North Korea, the Bohemian Club, Krupp Arms, Skoda, the Society of Jesus, Opus Dei, the Freemasons, and nearly everything else. During their rituals the members cavort naked outside their secret clubhouse (on the outside of which is painted "No Grils Allowed!"), slapping themselves while doing wild dances during which they are surrounded by a dark, buzzing cloud of their evil familiars. Note that they do NOT control the Idaho Legion.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo does music video for campaign!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 03:59 PM

Well, now you've really done it, Rapaire.

I trust your last will and testament is all finalized and up to date? All beneficiaries duly noted? Executors appointed and ready? Underwear clean? Dependents provided for? I certainly hope so.

The nice thing is, Chongo can put his mind to other, more important things now and won't have to spend any more of his valuable time planning how to shut you up...you have taken that little problem off his plate and put it onto a much larger one. You're, like, already gone, eh? ;-D