BS: Mystery Santa Goofy Hints

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 17 Nov 02 - 07:21 AM

hello, Santa

Sorry I haven't been on line for a while - too many late nights/early mornings. Friday I got to bed around 3 after a long night making a bear for a friend's 60th birthday - last night I handed it over & we had a great party. Dunno what the neighbours thought with all the singing till all hours! (ps. the bear was appreciated & has gone to a good home with several other bears.)

I can't thank you & the elves enough for all the trouble you are taking.

Hurry up Christmas, I can't wait to see my pressie!! Any penguins in the box (or a separate box?)

bye for now Sandra

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Sandra in Sydney
Date: 17 Nov 02 - 07:25 AM

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Sandra in Sydney's SS
Date: 17 Nov 02 - 07:31 AM

I told you I had radar about postings.

No penguins. After I sent that one after the sleigh, it had a rather nasty encounter with the bears and refused to go back, so, sorry, no penguins.

No trouble, by the way. Elves live to be abused. Yeah, I'm with you -- hurry up, Christmas!!

SS's SS

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Giok's Secret Santa
Date: 17 Nov 02 - 07:45 AM

Actually I work for the INTERNATIONAL ELF SERVICE. We have memhers all over the world. The far-flung elves are supposed to be helping me, but you know how it is following up on so many workers scattered all over the world, it's a big job, but somebody's got to do it!

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Mrs Cobble
Date: 17 Nov 02 - 06:23 PM

Giok's Secret Santa... 'The far -flung elves'   you can't fling elves 'far' they work too hard to get that sort of treatment. Please see they get an xmas bonus!
Mrs C :-)

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Blackcatter
Date: 17 Nov 02 - 11:53 PM

What about the Elves that are fighting for Elven rights world wide - E.L.F. the Elven Liberation Front. I've had to double the pay of my elves and they get Hallowe'en off as a religious holiday (what, didn't you know that many elves are Pagan?)


And I'm still waiting to here if my secret santa is alive or got run over by a reindeer...

pax yall

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Micca
Date: 18 Nov 02 - 04:07 AM

welll, My SS is a busy little bee, so far I have had 5!!! postcards from different places, all in the USA!!!! So Either My SS is a travelling Salesperson, has LOTS of frequent flyer miles, or is a syndicate!!! Nice postcards tho' Mnay thanks, todays brightened a foggy dull morning!

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Micca's Evil Elf
Date: 18 Nov 02 - 09:27 AM

Oi, what's this? Where's a9l the rest of um? Din't I give one to each 9f the elf helpers who were checking out roots for
Christmas Eve? Not to mention the fourteen Mutcat9ers I sent one to? Bet those buggers soaked the stamps off to use themse9ves.

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Nov 02 - 10:21 AM

I've seen this thread going on and on but have not been able to translate or decipher it into anything clearly understandable. I take it to mean that there are those here who would like gifts from certain others here for the up and coming season (xmas) and they want to post hints to those from whom they wish to receive gifts from??? Is that close? Or is it the other way around? There are those here who wish to give gifts to others here and don't want to be known by doing so. Who chooses who to be the giver and/or the givee or receiver of said gifts? Is it mutual attraction, predetermined by numismatic ritual, spinning of a wheel or bottle, divine fate? Can we start over here and have someone post just what this is all about? Lay out the ground rules a little for those of us who are a little slow at this sort of thing. I take it that this has gone on before but I didn't see a link to a past thread to explain any of these questions. Or is it just suppose to be some kind of a big guessing game? Befuddled

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,wilco's Shush-Shush Santa
Date: 18 Nov 02 - 11:58 AM

Hey ... isn't there another thread somewhere to announce when we've mailed a parcel? Help! Can't find it!

wilco's overworked and underpaid SS!

Guest - do a search on Secret Santa and look for messages from this time last year.

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 18 Nov 02 - 03:36 PM

Guest....it's called secreet santa!! And everyone who wanted to take part Pm'ed me with their real names and mailing addresses. All names went into a hat so to be fair when drawn out. Everyone who entered will recieved a pressie from another member who also entered, the fun is guessing who's sending to whom!!! Seems that everyone is having a good time and Im enjoying reading the hints thread!!!!!


Nearly there!!

Secret Santa's Secretary!!!

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST, catsPHiddle's Secret Santa
Date: 18 Nov 02 - 05:27 PM

Boy, o boy, is this one going to set her on her heels.......Girliecats has a Secret Santa and doesn't even know it!! Just you wait, you little honey cat!

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 18 Nov 02 - 06:46 PM

I have a Santa??!!!! Jeezuss...How did I manage to miss that one???!!!

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Sorcha
Date: 18 Nov 02 - 06:47 PM

LOL, too funny, catsPHiddle. Hope it's a good pressie.

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,CatsPHiddle's REAL Secret Santa
Date: 18 Nov 02 - 06:58 PM

HAH! I don't know who yon prevaricating elf is, but I'M Little Cats' Secret Santa. Get ye gone, or it will be candy canes at dawn behind the Christmas tree!

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 18 Nov 02 - 07:02 PM

OK OK...so Im confused...going to bed to dream of a white christmas!

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,The REAL SS.........for the fiddle sexetary
Date: 18 Nov 02 - 09:28 PM

Ha, what do you know, you thang you? I was here first, and I am the REAL Santa. Wanna fight over dis, or in Philly Talk, "won fi?"
Candy Canes behind the tree, huh? I'll see you there, and raise you a plum pudding!

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 07:50 PM

sexetary???!!!!........well that make me sound like santa's sex slave!!!

Lets us all know what you all get!!

Cat

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Yet another Secret Santa for catsPHid
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 10:58 PM

Cat, while those two fiddle, I've tucked a nice little something into a box this evening and will pop it into the mail in the morning. Thanks so much for organizing this!

Your "Token" Santa

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Sorcha
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 11:27 PM

LOL, too funny. Better ship is 1st class air, or it won't arrive in time, now, if it is out of UK..........

And, catsPHiddle gets 3!!(at least) SS, how fun!

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Jenellen's secret santa
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 12:23 AM

I hope you've been good because its on its way

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,one who knows
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 02:56 PM

I hesitate to draw your attention to this......sad site You SS's have a ot of responsibility to carry now !!!!

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 03:41 PM

LOL Guest!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 08:47 PM

That's one upset child, for sure! But what a bizarre headstone!

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,RangerSteve's SS
Date: 21 Nov 02 - 06:29 PM

For RangerSteve....ahem....


Do you worry, when no Secret Santa writes
Do you worry, there will be no Christmas lights
And when evening shadows creep
Do you lose any sleep
Looking for a clue?
Do you worry?
I'll just bet your Rangerover you dooooo...

Haven't seen anything yet from you, RangerSteve. Have you been stuck up in a firewatcher's tower? Fending off Smokey Bear?? Don't you even wonder if your SS is still on the job??? Lucky for you these toys were picked out especially for you. Otherwise, Santa might think you weren't interested and send them to some other boy...

Waiting for a word...

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Mudlark
Date: 21 Nov 02 - 09:22 PM

Ohhhh! Something from my SS - and I missed it. Helloooo SS! I'm here, and delighted to hear from you. Was just wondering, now that the nights are drawing in, if you were out there, beavering away in your workshop. Have a glass of milk (laced w/the best brandy if you so wish) and a large gingerbread man cookie on me, and please and don't work too hard! Don't want you too tired to deliver by Christmas....

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Nov 02 - 11:04 PM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh from Texas! A package was in my mailbox this evening when I got home. "Cool, Mom! It's from London!" said my daughter.

We will wait patiently and open it on christmas morning!

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Morticia's Secret Santa
Date: 22 Nov 02 - 12:12 PM

'Tish, dearest, I can't find any hints for you, and time is running short for shipping packages across the Pond. Speak up, or you'll have to take whatever Santa's got left at the bottom of his bag -- reindeer kibble, leftover ribbon and scraps of paper, stray lump of coal...

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,KIM C'S SS
Date: 24 Nov 02 - 02:20 PM

Hiya Kim

Have sent Man Friday out with the gifts to ascertain some way of getting them off this isle!!!!

You should hopefully get them soon.....

SS

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Mary In Kentucky's Secret Santa
Date: 24 Nov 02 - 08:19 PM

Hi Mary...having fun shopping for you here.    bg

Have you been good??
Very, very good??

    OR

Have you been bad??
Or been horrid??

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,'Gins SS
Date: 24 Nov 02 - 08:51 PM

Haven't forgotten you, boyo, just thinking...........what do you really want?

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 24 Nov 02 - 10:13 PM

I've been very, very good, and I don't lie!

Getting ready for Thanksgiving here, my favorite holiday, next to Christmas of course. Today was warm. Is it warm where you are?

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 07:10 AM

Don't worry, SS. I move on Wednesday. Better late than early or it will get lost with all the other boxes.
I am still wrapping and packing my SS's gifts. Patience, dearie.

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,SINSULL's Secret...You know the rest!
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 11:55 AM

Well, your pressies are winging their way to you as I type this cos they got sent this afternoon!

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Kim C
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 12:21 PM

Oh Boy! Tell Man Friday that when he gets here, there will be some yummy home-cooked Southern dish for supper. :-) I make a pretty good cornbread from scratch.

I have almost all my Santee's things together - just waiting on one more goodie to arrive.

This is so much fun!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Giok's Secret Santa
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 05:14 AM

Giok, it's almost time to load up the sleigh, so I thought I'd make the hints easier. Your very first hint (the one a gent from Scotland couldn't possibly know) is now in musical form. Here it is. hint 1

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: open mike
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 08:29 AM

I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM MY SANTA IN SUCH A LONG TIME--
any more hints on who you might be??
trying to be a good girl--
o.m.

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Somebody's Secret Santa
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 09:14 AM

Question -- what is the deadline for sending packages from one US state to another US state?

Signed,
Procrastinanta the Secret Santa

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: katlaughing
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 09:28 AM

The US Postal Service online might be of help.

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Procrastinanta the Secret Santa
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 09:47 AM

Thankyou, katlaughing!

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Gloredhel's Most Secret of Santae
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 11:26 AM

I don't usually treat "Santa" as a feminine noun, duck, but in your case I am more than willing to make an exception.

You have been selected for a special Bonus this year, on account of your noteworthy goodness all year.

Please do not trouble yourself to set the record stright at this time! Just let your stellar reputation march ahead bringing you good things in its wake!!

Kindest regards and salutations,


GMSS

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Robin2's Secret San-twin
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 11:44 AM

Ho ho ho... and hoo hoo hoo...
Oh, I don't know quite what to do.
Last year, there was a compact disc
You craved... Now should I take the risk
That from last Christmas until this,
The CD is still one that's miss-
-ing from your shelf? Of course, I could
Just add the sales receipt, and should
You have the CD, there's no danger –
You can always go exchange 'er!
Then again, the safer thing
Might be to shop for gardening
Supplies... Cat figurines? They're cute...
Or puppets? Fielding's banjo mute?
Oh, ho ho ho... and hee hee hee...
You will get something soon from me!

Your cosmic twin (have you guessed why?),
Santa

P.S. – Just in case you haven't guessed why, here's a musical clue:
GGAGCB
GGAGDC

Ho ho ho!

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,open mike's secret snotta
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 01:37 PM

Oh mike, are you feeling neglected? I may have been quiet but let me assure you that my elves are watching your every move and adding ticks, some in the red book and some in the black. What do you reckon - more in the 'good girl' than the 'bad girl' account, or vice versa?

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Giok's Secret Santa
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 03:53 PM

Giok, was hint #1 too hard? Here's hint #2. (They're getting easier.)

hint #2

PS I know Robin2's musical hint! Now just need to do a little research to finish it out! Cosmic twin! HoHoHo

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Robin2's Secret San-twin
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 04:07 PM

Giok's Secret Santa: Have fun figuring it out, but please don't post your theory just yet. Let my Santee have first crack at it! That might take a while, as she hasn't shown evidence of having visited Mudcat for several weeks. I hope she's lurking here at least!

If you like, you may send a PM to the person you think I am. I'll tell you if you're right! If you're wrong, well then, I suppose the incorrect guessee will have to decide whether to PM back and tell you to guess again! Ho ho ho

Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Blackcatter's S-s-s-secret S-s-s-santa
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 05:39 PM

Y'all be patient, heah?

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery Santa Goofy Hints
From: open mike
Date: 28 Nov 02 - 01:59 AM

oh goody santa's singing a sonata!
must be that santa's good too, eh?
and even if i had been bad,
who is gonna admit that to
the big red elf?! yipee@@
less than a month to go ....
making a list and checking it twice...
I wonder about that "tick" thing, though.
i guess you mean marks like check marks,
but it is not a term that is used in these parts...
perhaps you are from far away??
the north pole perhaps??
speaking of north , I hear there was a solar flare
and that northern lights may be seen tonite...
aurora borealis....unless you are in the southern hemisphere..
then what do they call it-the southern lights??

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery Santa Goofy Hints
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 28 Nov 02 - 05:49 AM

WOW!!! I got a pressie!!!!

A wonderful quartz crystal from Stilly River Sage....should have really waited until Yule BUT I have a terrible weakness to crystals/gems!!!!

THANK YOU Stilly River Sage!!!!!

Santa's Secretary!!!
xxx

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery Santa Goofy Hints
From: GUEST,Sorchas Secret Santa aka Will D Beeste
Date: 28 Nov 02 - 06:34 AM

The young Sorcha went riding out one dark and windy day
The Wyoming skies were rumbling as she went along her way
Then all a once a strange sight up in the sky she views
A santa in a sledge……… pulled by a team of gnus!!!
Yipee-i-yay, Yippeee-i-yo-ohhh Ghoste wildebeeste in the sky!!!!

Their eyes they flashed like lightning and there hot breath I could feel
Those jalepeno peppers that would make your blood congeal
They'd been eating Sorchas special, they had nothing left to loose
And thats the only eating …….that can Supercharge Gnus
Yipee-i-yay, Yippeee-i-yo-ohhh Ghoste wildebeeste in the sky!!!!

The sonic boom passed over as this strange rig passed from sight
I know where ere they're going it wont be a "silent night"
the purpose of this little song is to convey in Rhyme
That Sorchas Secret Santa is delivering on time
Yipee-i-yay, Yippeee-i-yo-ohhh Ghost wildebeeste in the sky!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery Santa Goofy Hints
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Nov 02 - 07:12 AM

BRAVO/A!!! I vote for Sorcha's Will D. Beeste for posting the BEST rhyming hint of this season!! Well done!