BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ

Subject: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: SINSULL
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 06:42 PM

No No No!!!!
Put the cauldron over there on the fire. The leg irons get attached to the wall with the staple gun but -DOWN!!!!. Damn, Miss Tam! You could have impaled one of us in the rigging.

Sigh!

Oh NO! Who opened the thread???? We're not ready.........

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: gnu
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 06:43 PM

I didn't think you smoked?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: GUEST,999
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 08:46 PM

Smoke after sex?

Don't know. Never looked.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 08:28 AM

Me, I'm dragging in a load of wood for the fire. What- too green? C'mon, I'm trying my best!


Only 9 days to get ready....

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: Ed T
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 08:53 AM

I am not sure what else is on this site (so, beware), but the video is funny:

http://www.jumpingpixels.com/realwoman.html

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 09:09 AM

Eye of newt...wart of toad...dark chocolate...whiskey...Buffalo Wings...whiskey...tongs...one Iron Maiden...pepperoni pizza...better add a salad for Amos...Kendall will want a lobster or two...Michael Jackson CDs...whiskey...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 10:14 AM

One false eyelash, one support bra, wire insert, with bloke's eye still impaled on it. One suspender (garter) belt with curly hairs still trapped in strap.
One lipstick stained shirt collar, 150 Dear John notes.
One cup of salty tears.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 10:15 AM

Why thnkeee, very much... Where's that new 650 cfm Holley carburator I asked for???

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 10:24 AM

Thanks John - that will save me some time.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 10:35 AM

Who wants to help me with Kendall's lobster?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 10:42 AM

LOL
I think we will leave that to Jacqui.
That thing looks a lot like the star of Lobsteroids - Kendall's flirtation with the Big Screen.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: Janie
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 10:50 AM

UPS is out here with a package from Frederick's of Hollywood. Should I sign for it?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 11:03 AM

Oh YES!!! It's the red lacy speedo for the virgin sacrifice. hmmmmmmmm Who shall we put in charge of finding us a virgin - has to be male. Not sure how you test...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 11:26 AM

I don't mind looking, but I'm not wearing the speedos

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: Amergin
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 11:50 AM

Valentine's Day? Bah humbug! Any girl would be thrilled just to be in my presence without me wasting money on such trifles....

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 12:13 PM

Nevermind, John. I think we just found our virgin.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 12:14 PM

ooooooooh
Look how pretty the scarificial altar looks covered in pink paper doilies.
OOPS I meant sacrificial...


I forgot - is this Valentine's Day or Halloween?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: Amergin
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 06:26 PM

LOL! Wow, I really slammed into that one....teach me not to read a thread....

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: Janie
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 11:12 PM

No Exit. Best relax, Amergin, and enjohy the ride....

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 12:27 PM

Thought you knew, A, we count on you guys not paying attention to the fine print. heh heh

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 01:00 PM

OK
My mistake. My calendar was upside down and I was celebrating Halloween with a loving twist.
Sorry ladies. Have to move all this stuff back into the CELLAR! and don't drop anything on Old Dude. He's still down there.
But hang onto the speedo. There has to be a use for those...


Meantime, drag out the lacy hearts, cupids, scented candles, and massage tables.
Start warming up the oils - lavendar, I think.

Who's planning the menu?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: Amos
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 01:02 PM

Ya know, it's most wonderful strange how us guys can lay out our adulations in the Wimminz thread as clear as church bells in spring, and you full-hearted damsels have to declare your deep affections for us'ns by doing all this Codwallop Twostep stuff and ducking and weaving so. Ya know we loves ya, right? Why not just confess your undying adoration of us, likewise? It could make things so much simpler!! :D


A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 01:10 PM

Serves the little beggar right

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: Janie
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 01:36 PM

How about boiling oil for my.....

Nevermind. Bitterness does not become me.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: Amos
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 01:57 PM

Ah, SINS, see? Great minds think alike....


Janie, Janie, forgive and move on. Be free!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 02:02 PM

Looks like too little too late Amos. I seem to have tapped into some untouched Spring of Animosity, pent up and ready to explode.


Did you get a look at that poor little Cupid?
LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 04:08 PM

my quiver has 13 good arrows left in it....













and a couple of rusty kinky ones

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 04:16 PM

Ladies! And I use the term loosely on this pair of Amazons! Kendall is first in line for a massage. That oil better be warm to the touch and scented with lavendar. Any brimstone and you two are out of here.

Robe warming on the radiator. Wine at the ready. Jacqui here to supervise...darn!

Janie,
Take those arrows away from Tam Tam before she cuts herself and ends up in the Ward. We need her here to do laundry.

The lines are forming - massages to the left; foot baths to the right; mud soaks at the end of the hall; Pre-Superball HBO available for those who want it. Here come Gnu. A glass of slightly chilled home brew and a mud bath...this way.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 05:41 PM

Is it time for the jello yet?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 05:42 PM

I ain't doin no laundry... ewwww... pro'lly has men hairs all stuck on with lavender oil... i hate lavender

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 05:50 PM

The Jell-O pit remains in the Tavern along with the squid, duck, and assorted oddities.
John - are you here for a foot massage? Down the hall and to the left.Choose a beverage from the cooler and make yourself comfie. I'll find a suitable masseuse for you.

Miss Tam - what am I going to do with you? Would you like to be the receptionist? Or maybe the foot masseuse? Just tell me what you would like to do and we'll go fom there. OK/

Janie - I thought I told you to take the arrows away? She's pretending that John is Achilles and it is going to get messy real fast.

Damn it! I really am trying to make this work!
shhhhhh Deep breaths.

OK
next? Ah Old Dude here for a back rub...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 05:52 PM

Lavender's blue Ginny Ginny
Lavenders green
When I am king Ginny Ginny
Palin shall be queen

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: Amos
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 06:06 PM

God save us from King Jock.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 06:21 PM

Thank you for your support, Amos.
Jock





He's a strapping lad

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: gnu
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 06:40 PM

Football? Yes, please, Mother Mary. Brew too, but no massages, rubs, baths... hmmm... have you opened a home based business?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 07:40 PM

Yes, gnu, but it's not going well at all. I think I'll close early tonight and try again tomorrow with some new staff.


fffft   fffft    ffffft

Three arrows fly by catching Jock in his strap, Amos in his hat and gnu in the knee.


SINS turns the CLOSED side of the sign out and walks away.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: gnu
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 07:44 PM

Me? Knee? WTF did I do?

Typical womanz.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: Janie
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 08:50 PM

Poor Sins. She means well, but that runny nose has her down and a bit disoriented.

I don't wanna do foot massages. How 'bout if I hand out drinks and smooches instead?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: Amergin
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 09:41 PM

Well, Gnu, better your knee than your nuts....

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 07 Feb 10 - 09:31 AM

Sinsull, that reply to Amergin was very clever.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: jacqui.c
Date: 07 Feb 10 - 09:33 AM

I'll do foot massages for my sweetie - he likes those. He also likes a scalp rub so he'll be OK.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Feb 10 - 01:15 PM

He walked right into that one, Captain, says SINS as she turns the sign and tries once more to spread some joy and happiness.


Who bled all over the sauna? Oh crap!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 07 Feb 10 - 02:58 PM

Hey... blood is red, perfect colour for valentines.

tam... painting up some real penny dreadfuls for her favoritest cudmatters.

Deer Gargoyle

You got boy cooties

This valentine is fer U

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Feb 10 - 08:11 AM

What are you smoking and can I have some? Boy cooties? LOL What are Boy Cooties?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Feb 10 - 11:58 AM

Have you never heard of the great Ry Cootie?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Feb 10 - 12:22 PM

So there's whole wheat and pumpernickle too? Will wonders never dease?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Feb 10 - 12:29 PM

boy dease?